Kaio's Creed: Brodom

A glorious return to Ezio Auditore!

Game starts where it last left off, right after that weird message. I even have my custom armour from AC2!

Kaio wrote:

A glorious return to Ezio Auditore!

Game starts where it last left off, right after that weird message. I even have my custom armour from AC2!

Custom armour?

Are you referring to Altair's or the dye job you did?

Altair's armour + dye job.

You couldn't dye Altair's armour...

OKAY THEN IT WAS JUST ALTAIRS ARMOUR.

Escaped from the Vatican now. Back at the villa.

Shit I want this game so bad. I mostly want it for the multiplayer but assassins creed is the tits.

Doing chores during times of peace is so relaxing...

And I don't mind it since I completely forgot the mechanics of the game.

I don't remember Katharina from AC2 but Ezio has sex with her.

Okay, so Monterigionni is being attacked and Ezio is literally too retarded to put on his damn armour.

I have lost everything. ;_;

More importantly, it's Desmond time!

Shaun continues to be the best character in the series.

Aaaaand we're back to Ezio.

Fukken Shaun, man. What a dick.

He's great, much better than Desmond and fish girl Lucy.

Don't talk about Kristen Bell like that.

I hated Shaun. But then I always hate characters like that. It's like the devs thought "We have to make absolutely sure that even the stupidest players will know this guy is English." Always annoys me.

I do like the actor who plays him though, from what little I've seen him in.

Kaio wrote:

I don't remember Katharina from AC2 but Ezio has sex with her.

She was the lady stuck in the water in one scene, who helps Ezio gain passage to Venice with Leonardo. She's also central to the DLC Battle of Forli.

Kaio wrote:

Don't talk about Kristen Bell like that.

She really does look like a fish in AC2 though. Looked a lot more like Kristen in AC1.

Currently in sequence 6. Some stuff.

- You can exit the Animus whenever you like. With every sequence there's new dialogue between Desmond and the rest of the crew. You can also read e-mails. You can also explore Monterrigioni and find collectible items from Ezio's time (Mario's sword, feather box etc.)

- Shaun, at one one point, complains about mainland Europe. This guy really is a proper representative person of the UK.

- There is A LOT to do in the game, even if the map itself is pretty tiny. Aside from the main mission, there's Tomb missions, courtisan/mercenary/thief missions, Christina missions, Templar missions, Leonardo missions, rebuilding Rome, creating a brotherhood, taking down Borgia towers etc. And that's not counting all the collectible stuff like flags and feathers.

- There's subject 16 glyphs in this game too, but I'm saving those for last, because they're probably the best part of the story again like last time.

- I can't really say if people will like Ezio is better in this game or not. I'll just say his character has largely become an assassin so he comes over as a drone, much like Altair.

- The Brotherhood is pretty pointless. Most missions so far can be done on your own without help.

- Overall the games is a lot like AC2. This isn't much of a problem because AC2 was great fun, but when the selling point of this game is a pointless gimmick, you're doing something wrong.


If anyone has question, I'll answer them.

Is the combat as brain dead as ever?

Or do we finally get some fun when fighting goons?

Still braindead. You fight the same enemies as in AC2, except it's made (even) easier, because after killing one opponent, you can string together a combo that one shots every opponent in the vicinity one by one.

Are there any penis enlargement emails?

Just spam (no seriously) from Shaun and Rebecca. Stuff like WHERE THE HELL IS MY MP3 or WHO STOLE THE BANANA CUPCAKES.

Sometimes there's cool mail like what all the other assassins are doing. These mails of course come from Shaun.

Kaio wrote:

Still braindead. You fight the same enemies as in AC2, except it's made (even) easier, because after killing one opponent, you can string together a combo that one shots every opponent in the vicinity one by one.

Is that more fun though?

At least sounds like its not just a tedious battle of countering everyone around you for absolutely ages.

If you look at it like that, then yeah, it's more fun. You can kill an army of enemies real quick and Ezio's moves are smooth. Like, smooth.

Cool, if things are gonna be easy i prefer they be quick at the same time. I despise having to fight for ages when i know there's no chance i can get hit anyways and its all about smoothness. Hmm may consider getting this.

Also is there co op?