Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

God fucking dammit. Who the hell thought NOT restoring your health completely AFTER you die(if you passed a checkpoint where you had low health) was a good idea? Now I'm stuck at some point where I have to face 3 monsters AND THEN protect some drill against two bigger monsters all with puny health left.

I better get the "Biggest Badass" award if I totally get passed this.

Oh yeah, passed this like the hardcore mofo i am, and the boss afterwards wasn't so tough.

Yeah, the Sandman level is pretty fucking boring.

At least the following Noir level was fun. Vulture was easy though.

Didn't they give him a healing factor? Cause I saw a video of him healing after being attacked during the final fight. Or is that an upgrade you still haven't reached?

Throughout the game you can upgrade your health regen, but even then, Amazing hardly heals at all. It's really only Noir's regen that's actually noticeable.

I'll pass on this one, it just isn't worth getting IMO, just "Beat 'Em Up"

Sure I had fun with "Friend or Foe", sure I hate WoS like I hate my shit, but still enjoy the fun things in it, I don't want Spider-Man games to be just mind numbing "Beat 'Em Up", I expect more

To play a real fun Spider-Man game I'll use my PS1 emulator to play the classic ones, now these have a playable Spider-Man I like to have fun with. I won't be getting another Spider-Man game, or any game newer than 2010 for that matter, new games are generally just "Beat The Crap Of 'Em Up"

So basically, you're only going to play the old ones because of the nostalgia factors since those were just as much beat 'em ups as Shattered Dimensions, except SD actually improves on that aspect.

I repeat, you are retarded.

1. You're 1 dumb shit
2. Older games are more than simple Beat 'Em Up
3. I'm the biggest expert in Spidey games, don't argue with me

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2. Older games are more than simple Beat 'Em Up

Not really. All there is to them is swinging, linear levels and beating things up. Oh and you press switches in the game's vain attempt at making puzzles.

Which Shattered Dimensions has a lot of too.

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3. I'm the biggest expert in Spidey games, don't argue with me

Wow... I take it back, to call you a retard would be an insult to the mentally handicapped.

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Wow... I take it back, to call you a retard would be an insult to the mentally handicapped.

I'm sorry, you must be looking in a mirror

So your retort is basically "NUN UH, YOU ARE!"

God, you're pathetic.

Oh no, I needed to find a stronger offense. Silly me
Teach me some insults baboon brain

So you're not even going to try and put any stock in your opinion?

Well, you've never even played the game so it's not like it would be taken seriously anyways.

I didn't buy it, doesn't mean I didn't play it

And either way your opinion would be worth shit as you've proven you dislike this game for being too much like a beat 'em up yet praise the PS1 games that are also beat 'em ups.

Cause it doesn't have the 500 enemies coming at you all at once to feed you shit
Care for some peanuts?

Except, it does. The sewer level with all of the lizard creatures, especially the section on the subway, the symbiotes come at you en masse, the fucking mooks in the Hammerhead and Museum levels are fucking enormous and then there's the fucking Sandman level in the second game as well.

And then. let's not forget the Maximum Carnage Beat 'Em Up which is widely regarded as one of the best Spider-Man games.

So please, try your hand at an actual good argument when Spider-Man's video game origins are mainly in Beat 'Em Ups.

Spider-Aziz wrote:

Cause it doesn't have the 500 enemies coming at you all at once to feed you shit
Care for some peanuts?

I told you this earlier just because you apparently suck at games doesn't mean the game is bad or too hard.

Maximum Carnage is probably the hardest spidey games to date still one of my faves though.

There's also the little fact the game is also part stealth, what with Noir and those really well designed levels.

Mind you the game's a bit glitchy, but it's not like this is new for a Spidey game.

Did I forget to say PS1 emulator? No Maximum Carnage in sight
On the train, I keep using the shield. Always the symbiote
Hammerhead Mooks are easy to avoid, so is Sandman
Museum level? Enormous? You mean the one with the generator to break? That's rich

I don't always suck at games, I play them till I master them. I just remove the annoyance factor

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Did I forget to say PS1 emulator?

No, you've made it quite clear you're a PCfag and quite frankly, no one here gives a shit so stop bringing it up like we care what you're playing it on.

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On the train, I keep using the shield.

The problem isn't how you're handling it, the problem you brought up was the amount of enemies they throw at you, you fucking moron.

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Museum level? Enormous? You mean the one with the generator to break? That's rich

You do realize I was referring to the amount of enemies right?

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I don't always suck at games, I play them till I master them. I just remove the annoyance factor

So basically you gave up on Shattered Dimensions after it handed you your ass, then? Christ, I started the game on Hard Difficulty and did just fine.

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No, you've made it quite clear you're a PCfag and quite frankly, no one here gives a shit so stop bringing it up like we care what you're playing it on.

I said PS1 emulator as a saying that bringing MC up was a waste of time

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The problem isn't how you're handling it, the problem you brought up was the amount of enemies they throw at you, you fucking moron.

You're my new robot action figure, I enjoy making you angry

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You do realize I was referring to the amount of enemies right?

I commented on both

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So basically you gave up on Shattered Dimensions after it handed you your ass, then? Christ, I started the game on Hard Difficulty and did just fine.

Fuck no, I got through with it a couple of times on Hard Mode, without falling once

Spider-Aziz wrote:

Did I forget to say PS1 emulator? No Maximum Carnage in sight
On the train, I keep using the shield. Always the symbiote
Hammerhead Mooks are easy to avoid, so is Sandman
Museum level? Enormous? You mean the one with the generator to break? That's rich

I don't always suck at games, I play them till I master them. I just remove the annoyance factor

Seriously the games you commented on as being hard ones you completed are probably some of the most well known easy games.

I think you mentioned USM, PS1 spidey, RE games and Ass creed. Ass creed 2 was sooooooooo easy i almost stop playing the game in frustration of that fact. Re games can be hard on professional but most people use infinite ammo on pro and that makes it stupidly easy, regardless of what gun you're using.

Also if you emulate and PC game and are an expert on spidey games you should have played max carnage if you haven't shut the fuck up and stop acting like a dick about your so called expertise. If there is any spidey game you haven't played thats out there you're being a dick.