Dante's Inferno

Not to mention this game takes a dump on one of the most famous literary works.

But I'm not gonna hold that against the Devs. WHAT I AM GONNA HOLD AGAINST THEM IS THIS.

"We were thinking... how do we take the Inferno and make it badass?"

I'd hate to tell them that they were beaten by Hideki Kamiya 9 YEARS AGO and beaten by him again AT THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW YEAR.

Oh stop acting like you give a shit about the literary integrity of The Divine Comedy.

I really don't, otherwise I would've started some giant rant.

I hate that Judas wasn't in.

Kaio wrote:

I hate that Judas wasn't in.

Wait for the sequel.

Dante's Inferno 2: Redemption

I would've sent him to heaven btw.

The sequel should be Dante's Purgatorio.

It'll end with Dante being blessed by Raptor Jesus.

Guys, Guess what I saw at Wal-Mart today.

Dante's Inferno...THE ANIMATED MOVIE!!!!!!

...Yeah, Looks like they pulled a Dead Space here.

Apparently Steve Blum voices Lucifer in the cartoon.

That's almost enough to make me download it.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

.................................i think i need to go to church

Enjoy your time in the Lake of Lucifer's tears.

thats soooo fucked
>_<

Guys, Guess what I bought from Wal-Mart today.

Dante's Inferno...THE ANIMATED MOVIE!!!!!!

...lol, Post edit.

Anyway, It was nice. But I wished they didn't pull a Chronicles of Riddick Animated movie and SWITCHED ANIMATION STYLES AFTER EVERY TWO LEVELS!!!!!

Seriously, Dante went from having long hair, to being an anime, to being a roid fucker with reused animation.

Fuck that shit! Pick a style and stick with it! Steve Blum's sexy voice can only save this movie if Lucifer doesn't constantly change along with everything else. Even Virgil got fucked. He went from looking like his in-game self, To looking like a bearded man, To looking a yellow version of his game self.

Nobody seems to get that the only reason Animatric pulled it off (And horribly at some points) was because it wasn't all ONE HUGE STORY LINE!!!! IT WAS ALL SEPERATE SHITTY STORIES DONE IN DIFFERENT SHITTY WAYS!!!!

/rage rant

that sounds like a crappy way to do the story

if they were changing animation styles would make more sense if every level

every other level seems like its done for no good reason