Dante's Inferno: I revive this thread because I like spending money.

The PSP version is exactly like the demo on the PS3, so I think it's safe to say I'll be getting the entire game with this ISO.

ANyways, fighting Death now.

Are you Baal Baal?

Is it better than GOW on PSP? You are talking about the PSP version right?

Yes, Ace.

I am the Baal from KM. So far it's just like GoW on the PSP, even the dodge command is the exact same thing.

Alright, so now I'm before Charon and apparently I gained two Holy Levels in the span of about 20 seconds.

I'm not even kidding, I sort of wish I was but I'm not. I spent the first part of the game absolving enemies because I'm such a nice guy and then I come along and absolve Pontius Pilate and I instantly gained a level.

...I feel kind of ripped off and I didn't even buy the damn game, oh well just a minor complaint, I know it's more helpful it just kinda surprised me.

Sounds like the opposite of Brian. He just punished everybody because it was quicker. >_>

And so I just experienced my first example of Lucifer being hammy... and not subtle.

"You don't deserve this pious... faithful thing."

Being used to describe Beatrice as he fondles her.

Really? I mean... really? Do you really think Lucifer is just some guy who likes to fuck around with guys by fondling their wives? That isn't intimidating or evil, that's just mean.

In This Game; Lucifer = Evil...Period

He was the same way in the movie, Case in point.

Spoiler:

That was an enormous dick move. Steve Blum will never play a holy figure so you should never trust his voice when it's promising you salvation.

But really, this Lucifer does nothing evil so far, he's just mildly sinister or blandly plotting.

Not to mention his hammy voice-acting so far has ruined any chance of me taking him seriously.

And you know what? Every soul I come across is going to be absolved because I feel like being a dick to God.

Really? You didn't let Orpheus in because he didn't pray to you? Fuck you God, I'm letting him in.

So... what was the point of tearing off Charon's head? Was it because he said some mean things? That's kind of an overreaction.

You'll find that Dante is full of overreaction. Even more so the other Dante, You know, The lovable one.

Really, Visceral? I mean, I know God is an asshole BUT UNBAPTIZED BABIES? Surely there's gotta be some rules even God's willing to break for the sake of mora- who the fuck am I kidding, this is God we're talking about, the Biggest Asshole known to man.

I just absolved Electra and now I'm at Level 4 for Holy Levels.

Good lord, it is incredibly easy to level these up.

And King Minos is down... rather easily.

Was that the judge? He was easier than easy. -_-

Yeah, I also like how his "shouts" sound like he's mildly surprised despite going to his death.

Just beat Cleopatra and Marc Antony.

Once again, piss easy boss fight.

And you know what's funny? I felt more sympathy for Cleopatra and Antony then I will probably ever feel for Dante. Maybe it's because I actually know the history behind these two but that's just sad when you feel even more sorry for the villains than the when the game is trying to make you sympathize with the hero.

Wow... I mean, just wow. Cerberus was amazingly piss easy.

And now, You're going into a territory that was left uncharted because Brian had to return the game to Blockbuster...Have fun.

Rockstar_Bob wrote:

And now, You're going into a territory that was left uncharted because Brian had to return the game to Blockbuster...Have fun.

Wait, That was The level after Greed, Nevermind.

Well, I'm currently in Gluttony, so we'll see how far that gets us.

Thank you, Dante is finally being tortured. Lord knows how many people he's killed that were innocent because he was doing it under Gods name.

And what did Lucifer take from you Dante? You clearly fucked yourself over by screwing the man's wife, OH BUT BECAUSE REVENGE WAS TAKEN UPON YOU AND YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU I GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S BAD.

Fuck you, you go out and kill innocent people thinking your righteous and fucking with women you don't know then all of a sudden you're the victim?

Yerp, Dante's a hypocrit! ...And the story revolves around him...That momma's boy! ...oh, That's right...If the game's anything like the movie, Wait until you get to the Suicide Forest.

Wrath? They actually kept that from the book?

Interesting. Oh well, I got to Greed now.