Neo Doesn't Play: His Backlog - Fuck Hatoful Boyfriend

i just looked it up. brandon can be a girls name too. promise.

Sneaky Dickgrabber.

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but you're a human girl in the game not a bird

Dickgrabber didn't fit and it reversed it because Japan but whatever.

Golden Dickgrab would've been the better name.

That actually is my name, Japan just insists on putting surnames first.

It's Day 1 of the second semester so, naturally, the first thing on my agenda is meeting all the new faces (beaks?)
First we have Ryouta, my childhood friend. He offered to make me breakfast right off the bat but he's boring and looks like a gutter-pigeon so I'm probably going to crush his dreams.

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Ryouta helped me find my classroom where we met our teacher, Kazuaki. He's a professor of science, maths and "other things" and a narcoleptic. He only had one line, which was introducing a new student, so I literally know nothing else about him so far.

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The new student is Chou Sakuya. I think we'd make a fabulous couple.

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I met Nageki (nerd) in the library and he basically tells me to fuck off. Fuck that guy.

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Chou Sakuya couldn't resist causing some drama on the first day.

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We get to meet Sakuya's half brother, Yuuya. Apparently he's some kind of internet celebrity.

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Ryouta goes missing or something so I decide to look for him, we end up at the school infirmary.

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Just as something cool is about to happen we're rudely interrupted by the school doctor, Shuu. He's apparently not great at parties.

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I decided not to question how birds participate in all of these activities (birdwatching?!), on to the track where we meet Okosan. He can't speak properly for some reason, but manages to be entertaining enough.

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This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

And surely 'birdwatching' is just voyeurism if birds are doing it.

Kaede Naoaki for future playthrough

I think the last guy is actually a straight up pigeon he's actually saying coo and you guys are translating.  These guys are are all like like crap x-men who can only turn into pigeons right?

You should stick with Kaio and Chou they seem like the way to go don't want to mix with common folk.

You should get with the Pigeon-Pigeon, he seems the most charming.

So did you pick Sakuya as your boyfriend?

I'm working towards it. I have some stuff I haven't written up yet and just about all of it involves him.

I chose Dark Messiah: Might and Magic, because its an awesome name.

Why haven't you finished Hatoful Boyfriend yet Neo? You can't leave us on such a cliffhanger.

Yeah, I want to know how HB ends.

This title is a lie, you aren't playing Hatoful Boyfriend at all.

Man you must love Hatoful Boyfriend playing it for this long.

I wonder how many times he's finished it. Must be a pretty high number, unless he's not very good at video games.

Hatoful Boyfriend the Novel

By Neo Neoington

I'm waiting for the official translation and Steam release.

i'm so awesome for discovering this game

Fuck Hatoful Boyfriend. I might start this topic up again with a different game after I finish FFXIII.

Also does anyone know a good image host? I had minus recommended to me ages ago but obviously they decided to break all my images. I forgot imgur existed.

Hatoful Boyfriend is getting a PS4/Vita release.

Why? This is just going to be another example of a sort of funny thing being driven into the ground once someone tries to monetise it.

In case anyone was curious I took a break from FFXIII and played through the entire Half-Life series, which still holds up.

i pressured them into this port