Alright, so now that pokemon black has been released in english

Neo evolved into BOLDORE

Evolve me. I bet I turn into a bitchin' nija or sum shit.

You don't evolve.

Well ain't that a bitch.

Saves

I am absolutely gutted. My bro Ellis got taken down by a critical hit on a switch in. D:

Buu quickly put that damn Scraggy in it's place.

So I'm dead now? Great, that pokemon was terrible haha.

It was actually my strongest, it jut couldn't take a hit. Haha.

Anyway I beat the 4th gym, but Saves sacrificed his life in order to save Sora, who went on to defeat the remaining pokemon.

Gym leader in the next town wants me to catch these Team Plasma grunts who are operating in his town before I challenge his gym. I'm not a damned mercenary or something.

Skip wrote:

It was actually my strongest, it jut couldn't take a hit. Haha.

Anyway I beat the 4th gym, but Saves sacrificed his life in order to save Sora, who went on to defeat the remaining pokemon.

His death was a necessary loss. Soon I will have a new apprentice...

One far younger and more powerfuuuuul........leeeeeeer...............uuuurrrrrrrgh.

Meet Simian:


And Nonny:

FINALLY

I've been wanting a flying type for so long, since my team is really weak to grass and fighting types.



I named it Vergil.

Should have called it Adolf.

Well I took care of Team Plasma again, but not without cost. My newest bro, Vergil, died by hitting himself in confusion. Made me sad and angry, because now my team has two glaring weaknesses again. WHY GOD, WHY.

I decided it was time to evolve Buu, since this gym is apparently of the ground type; but I was not amused with the result.



But the light in all this darkness and tragedy, is that Sora learned Leaf Blade!

The Sora and Buu tag-team effort fucked that gym up so hard that no amount of showers will make it feel clean again.

Hurray, we rule!

FFFFFFFFFUCK YOU BIANCA.

She murdered Baal when he was on full health and a good 2 levels above the Herdier which got a crit with Take Down.

D:

SHe's actually the critical hit master...

Simian is dead now too.

I had Buu paraflinch that mothefucker. Guess I'll have to bring Nonny out of storage then. She shows me her sympathy by giving me a HM that I can't use and furthers my frustration of not having a flying type.

My Team
Sora - Servine - Level 33


Buu - Simipour - Level 29


Neo - Boldore - Level 28


Nonny - Herdier - Level 22

Caught this:



Named it Kaio.

Ok, so due to the fact that Boldore was a trade evolution, and I cbf fucking with my connection so I can trade, I hacked the game to evolve it. I'm sure no one really minds as it brings about the same result, just with less hassle.



And I mean, look at that motherfucker.

fuck yeah

I never thought you'd stoop so low...

Emilio Estavez wrote:

I never thought you'd stoop so low...

I heard his pokemon use performance enhancing drugs