Raziel's Run: Lets play Emerald

I have to goto Meteor falls during my long journey, most placs are inaccessible and i neeed equipment to revisit them

It seems i've walked into the middle of something, who is this team magma? we've only seen team aqua up to this point

Luckily someone interrupts them, looks like i got back up

Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy??? I don't particularly want to side with anyone so i'll just ruin everyones plans (i'm nice like that)

i guess i'll goto mount chiney, archie seems to forget i kicked all of his buddies asses, i think the lack of uniform should of given this away

Honestly you guys both sound fanatical and mental with stupid ideas, guess i'll just have to stop both of you guys


Arriving on the scene it is soon apparent everyone is retarded

Reluctantly i listen to archie, i was gonna do it anyway, but he's annoying


After hearing how deep team magma are i have a new found respect >_>

After kicking his ass the henchmen are no longer sure about there leaders motives

I'm not sure what he's referring to unless he means the volcano





He wants to create more land for pokemon by activating a volcano, fairly elaborate, but team aqua want to protect the sea.
I decide to stop his stupid plan.


He doesn't pose any real threat, considering he is a leader. I steal the meteorite from him.

Eh??? Who's this??? Oh i didn't recognise you, didn't realise you'd ever be on the winning side.
I'm a universal pain in the butt i foil ppl's plans tahts just what i do

Its time to take on flannery, she has a fire gym, to reach her i need to go through an elaborate maze of holes and defeat her followers who jump out of wholes, this is stupidly easy



As i was told she was hot i listen to her mental rantings to start the seduction

I decide to let haseo have his moment of glory, until he is too weak to battle on


Vergil finishes her off, rather then admitting, i'm a great trainer and that she should marry me, she says its her first day at work and to give her a break >_>

Oh, it's you.... O SHI- are you threatening to beat on my dad cause your scared i'm too leet, bring it bitch

Sora's angry for no apparent reason, i guess this pokemon takes after him

Deciding that May is about to kill my father i decide to rush home while stopping off at trickmasters house, his puzzles are vaguely amusing this time, yet so easy i just feeling like i'm robbing the dude

I'll be returning home to take on my father, after having collected 4 gym bads, will i be able to take him down (i highly doubt it)