Raziel's Run: Lets play Emerald

Well i'm thoroughly boned, i have no electric pokemon the only flying weakness i'm aware of

My current line up i seriously have no idea what i'm doing and i don't think i'm good enough to really work with requests for pokemon when most ppl want things that won't hit gym weak points T_T


my crying strategy making short work of the gym staff i prepare to face the boss, i've been told she's so hot looking at her may make me lose

No offence lady i'm kinda disappointed

feeling that i haven't used sora that much and i want a fucking charizard i pull him out, he kills the first thing and is killed by what looks like a pelican

Its smooth sailing and think i somehow will win this despite having no real tactic

This one pokemon decides to decimate my team... fuck

luckily vergil critical hits that thing problem solved and i go home a victor, i can finally use fly outside of battle this will make life sooooooo much easier

At this point i realise i won because she was defeated causxe i was too sexy to look at, just one of many advantages of being HAWT

OH CRAP i walked into the pedos house again

I only play this guys game cause he needs so much reassurance i better get a pokemon at the end of all these, i had to push boulders around in this one

Thankfully only 3 matches with him left i can't wait

This haunted ship looks interesting better be some ghost pokemon or something interesting, i'll post my haunted adventures hopefully soonish

I ready the troops for gym leader 7, which is blatantly psychic types

This gym has lots of switches you need to prss to clear paths i think you can avoid all the battles up to the boss i just did them as its better then grinding later

Why would i be? Your sign outside told me there were two of you >_>, i might not be psychic but i saw this one coming

Oh fuck i hate twins, there creepy and these ones are psychic that makes it worse, rather then just one of them being evil both of them probably are.

You guys have the power to finish each others sentences... Last time i checked that power wqasn't particularly useful.

The chick on the right looks mental and her pokemon looks like its a sin against nature... being that fugly and all. I assume type by appearance so i think fugly is weak to grass.

oh yes i am the man, skip pulled through again

A metal claw + leaf blade combination are too much for the new contender

Seems skip and verg are way too much for this team to handle.

Bollocks

I decide to inflict Sora Rage on the opponents its too much for them to handle

Seriously don't beat yourselves up over it that sentence finishing power totally almost had me there >_>. They give me the mind badge. I should be able to explore the whole map now once i get the dive HM.

I infiltrated both magma'a and aqua's bases, the magma boss had summoned groudon and is now inside here i'm not sure what he wants, but find out next week in Raziel's Run
Or i might do it now eithers good

That took like ten seconds so i'll post it here now

They decided to attack this space centre to steal rocket fuel, why are there no police in this world o_O, it seems i'll take the law into my own hands. Team magma henchmen prove useless the only thinig they do is power me up so i can beat on there leader more.


Thats why you invaded this place?! seriously you guys give stupid ppl a bad name thats a terrible plan. You could of just used a friggin' pokemon.

Well steve is meant to be leet so i need to do fuck all here probably

uh well thats one for one >_>

Sora obliterates those little puppies with fire blast

Yeah overall you really suck for bad guys don't you

I don't think that was a natural leap, normally you say if your wrong the opposite is right, but your right both teams are full of dicks

Seriously dude even when you try to sound nice you seem evil o_O

I hate the storyline in this game and probably all pokemon games

if you can't tell these pokemon are angry, team aqua and manga tried to controllthem and they failed there fighting will end the world in a sea of water and scorching heat (i thought these would cancel each other out but whatever)

I gather the seven dragonballs and summon shenron i tell him to bitch slap those pokemon (i went to sky pillar and the new pokemon just flew out and did everything i didn't feel like a hero just a glorified alarm clock)

Shenron chooses rayquazador and he flies down fast

I assume he is from the future he's got fucking lasers

in the omst anticlimactic manner without any animation whatsoever the red guy kinda slides backwards and the blue guy slides down, for some reason i can't catch these bitches i had a master ball surely throwing one at them would of ended this sooner

Wallace was the old gym leader he retired and made the old old gym leader be the new one i assume wallace is pokemon champ, though steven appearss to be the strongest trainer i got no clue whats going on

debatedly the only satisfying gym puzzle, you have to walk on all squares with no doub le steps to proceed

yeah wallace is blatently champ, i'm not scared ice and water types must be weak to grass i base this on nothing


Lol skip to the rescue, miracle seed + leaf blade = ownage i'm just lucky his speed was high so i got in every shot first