Raziel's Run: Lets play Emerald

I already feel lost... Where's oak?!

The male character looks retarded i was tempted to pick the girl, but then good old sexist attitudes steered me back on the right path

Where the fuck am i?.... uh i think i'm being delivered like goods... i'm not an object

about 10 seconds in and this mother has proved she's a bitch, she put me in a delivery van.... and lastly the previous sleeping arrangements scare me

Shameless advertising... because everyone buys a portable console to connect it up to there much better home console and play crapper games >_>
Next i'm gonna look in the mirror and see nintendo tatooed to my forehead

good to see that nintendo knows what the average kid is doing

the way my mum refers to my dad as dad scares me into thinking she's somehow also my sister *shudders*

Another homage to the 80s this time its big

finally a bit of realism first person who realised theres something wrong with ppl running into there houses uninvited

She seems weird but she's the prof's daughter time to turn on the charm and grease the wheels

These kind of ppl shouldn't really be professors then should they -_-

Birch gets attacked by pokemon, rather then give him his bag i steal a pokemon and make that help him

i've seen enough of her today, but i'm forced to go

This is the new coffee guy

already she seems way better then mish from the last game, but i'm not sure if this is the same type of rivalry

She's also considerably crapper then mish was to

Finally i'm a man

strange i need shoes to make me run but seriously they should just ahve a toggle button i'm gonna be holding be an awful lot

So ends part 1
i'll post part 2 when i complete the firt gym unless something interesting happens before that
Should hopefully be up by tonight

just posted this pic as first time i ever seen a shiny pokemon the fucker got away lol

eh first gym already time to take these bitches down with my awesome pogeymonz

wait... wtf the gym leader is my dad, shit if i beat him he's gonna ground me


This sets you up for the standard pokemon catching tutorial

Oh cool he seems alright, overall everyone here seems way friendlier then in leaf green not so much bad attitude or hooligans

my poke team, i got way too many too early this will be grindtastic

I mean just take a look at the ppl battling you, this chicks out of the 19th century and shes actually an adult

Did i just get caught up in a lovers tiff, "no man you should fight your own battles",
seriously my characters like 3 ft and i gotta take on the dreaded team aqua (i've never heard of them o_O)

Skips awesome fighting pose go ahead stab me where you like

uh hopefully you can gather the vague plot from this i got no clue whats going on

uh i doubt i'm ready for a gym yet but lets see if playing that other one has taught me anything

my team and this is a rock type gym, ignore the 6th monster he's to be my HM slave

Oh its a chick, is it weird i associate rock types with dudes? I wonder if she'll be topless like brock...

Me pogeymon who's name i forgotten so i call skip makes light work of geodude

Haseo gets killed i don't know what the hell this thing is, it stops haseo from leaving somehow and then buries him to death under rocks
was kinda grim, yet funny in a bad way

She's gracious in defeat so she's a cool lady

So only just started and i'm already one badge up sweet

That loser from earlier tells me to pursue the dangerous criminals into a blocked off tunnel, he's a great guy not sure why i'm helping him,
he proabbly should just call the cops, but apparently 8 year olds make great bait or something


on another note wtf is this o_O

TO BE CONTINUED...

I walk into a cave battle a team aqua member and go through lots of text asking me to deliver a letter and package
i'm basically some guys bitch now cause i rescued him twice, seriously i need proper rewards not more work i wanna be a pokechamp

before i prefer for battle i decide to prepare myself with a spot of gardening
you can plant trees in this game to get berries, which i'm sure will be useful in later gym battles

our old friend magikarp is this back and looking as sexy as ever
as he tries to attack me i wonder does splash ever do anything

this is obviously a fighting gym which i'm not at all prepared for, not sure if there is a water pun in there to
I also wonder if this guy is gonna scream KAKAROT

this chick is cool she maintained her flying kick throughout the battle

Strangely this gym is in the dark, no idea why. After a tag battle the opponents have a very mixed view of me.

Current line up i will need to rely on BDs peck attack heavily its the only flying attack i have

Bring it bitch

Shockingly my lack of tactics or really any clue what i'm doing overcome that stupid saiyan

after seeing my sexy skills he tries chatting me up and forces his number on me

Obligatory cave section forces me to learnt he useless move flash, its not even that effective in this one.
Something strange about this game both caves i've gone in end with a dead end and you coe back out. I give a guy in there a letter i was told to deliver.

on the way out i catch xalas and kimarous

and thats where i'll leave it now theres probably another gym coming up
I currently have 7 pokemon so this should be easy