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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:42 pm
ShaolinAce wrote:
Godzilla usualy becomes the hero in the later movies doesn't he? I mean everybody cheers for him aginst whatever monster he's fighting as if they're any worse.
Maybe the Japanese citizens watching the "horrific" monster battles notice how Godzilla becomes increasingly campy and stupid so they find something as hyper and obnoxious as them to relate to, hence the sudden encouragement from them.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:44 pm
He wasn't campy and stupid in this one. Well, almost. As well the bit where he just sleeps for no reason, he taps his nose after defeating the bird.
"Trust me. I got it covered."
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:47 pm
Yeah, I don't get that cliche. You see it in anime series too, whenever someone does something good and they feel proud of themselves, they rub or tap their noses.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:40 pm
I did watch Son of Godzilla a while ago, I just haven't bothered to write it up.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:33 am
That ought to be an interesting summary. It still gets me how a random bird comes out of nowhere and gets fucked up by Godzilla and he falls asleep.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:06 am
write it up i find these hilarious
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:54 am
I'm gonna start this again, but I can't be bothered to rewatch Son of Godzilla, so you'll have to go without a write up.
Suffice to say, there's an island where some people are doing weather experiments and baby Godzilla is on the island and there's also some giant mantises there too. They pick on baby Godzilla so Godzilla kicks their asses. Then a giant spider comes along and Godzilla kicks his ass too. Then the weather experiment caused the island to freeze, which freezes Godzilla and his horrific off spring.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:56 am
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:26 pm
1968 - Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters!
Spoiler:
Yet another Godzilla film where Godzilla is completely superfluous to the main plot. Well, we start in the futurisitc world of 1999, where the UN has established a base on the moon. Oooooh. And staffed it with Captain Scarlet cosplayers.
Ooooooh. Also, all the monsters on Earth have somehow been rounded up and now live on a chain of islands called Monster Land. They're all there. Godzilla, his son, Mothra, Rhodan, Angilas, Manda, Baragon, Gorosaurus... whoever those guys are. Suddenly the island is attacks and gassed!
The scientists, who are, as a rule, supposed to be clever by the way, take a unique course of action in an attempt to overcome the dangerous situation.
So anyway, a special team is brought in from the moon to see what happened. Turns out this freak is responsible.
She's from Kilak, which is apparently in our solar system, and wants to create a perfect scientific community. Although that's not mentioned again. Basically she wants to take over Earth. There's a shoot out as the special team escapes, and this guy makes the best shot-in-the-head-face ever.
Then all the monsters start attacking the major wolrd cities because they're being controlled by the Kilaks. Godzilla gets to go on a proper rampage through a city, which was awesome since he hasn't done that for ages.
Yeah, fuck you buildings!
The Kilaks say that if Earth doesn't surrender, they will get the monsters to destroy the whole world. Then, NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS FOR 45 MINUTES. The Earth guys just fuck about trying to figure out what to do, and it's soooo boring. Eventually they find a way to stop the Kilaks controlling the monsters, and start controlling them themselves. So all Earth's monsters show up to kick some fucking ass! WOO!
The Kilaks then summon King Ghidorah. You know since they're from space and Ghidorah is a space monster. This is the third time he's showed up, and the second time that he's been controlled by aliens. Not that it matters, because Earth's monsters completely gangfuck him in an awesome battle.
Godzilla then goes after the Kilak base, because he's super pissed at them.
So the Kilaks are defeated and the Earth is saved, and Godzilla and all his monster friends go back to live in Monster Land. Aww.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:39 pm
Wait, so he doesn't fall into the ocean and "die"?
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:39 pm
That looks like a really cool movie (at least for a Gozilla movie)
What did you think about it?
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:42 pm
Zero wrote:
Wait, so he doesn't fall into the ocean and "die"?
Nope. He doesn't get incapacitated in any way. He just goes back to Monster Land.
As for the film itself, like nearly every Godzilla film so far, it's terrible apart from couple of times that the monsters get to fight and destroy stuff.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:23 pm
Sounds like one guy wrote the beginning, forgot the plot points and then another guy wrote the end.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:06 pm
There's always stupid things like that. Godzilla vs Monster Zero had that with the X People. All of their females were identical, but it only came up in one scene and had no importance to the plot at all.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:13 pm
1969 - Godzilla's Revenge
Spoiler:
I couldn't watch all of this. It's only 70 minutes long, but I couldn't watch it. I assume it's another cheaply produced hack job for the American market, since a lot of it is just clips from the past films. It's filmed in 4:3 too.
Anyway, it's about some kid who has bully issues or some shit, and every now and again he dreams about being on Monster Island. On Monster we see clips from old Godzilla movies and... Well, and this:
Could. Not. Watch it.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:20 pm
Pedozilla.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:09 pm
1971 - Godzilla vs Hedra/Hedorah/The Smog Monster... Whatever, take your pick. I'm going with Hedra.
Spoiler:
Well, this is the first Godzilla fil since the very first one to have a major political theme. This one being pollution. The film starts with some trippy credits sequence and a song called "Save The Earth". Major hippie influence in this film.
Anyway, there's a slot of polution in the ocean, and it's causing dirt to come to life. Or something. I'm not entirely clear on that. But the point is, mineral substances are coming to life somehow and joing together, to form Hedra. This thing.
So it breaks some ships and stuff, and gets bigger. Then it transforms from a weird tadpole thing to a weird thing with legs and comes on to land and starts sucking the smoke out of a big chimney. Then for some reason we see some hippies have a party.
That woman is singing the Save The Earth song again. Godzilla comes to kic Hedra's ass. He picks him up and swings him around, which causes sludge to splat all over the place.
Aww, look at the little kitty covered in crap. SAVE THE EARTH!
Hedra then releases some poison has or something, which causes Godzilla to choke, and Hedra gets away. Then there's a weird cartoon.
There's a couple of these throughout the film. I can only assume it's to help kids get the point. Then we get some exposition and info about Hedra. It feeds on pullution and emits sulfuric acid mist. Also, it's from space. Yeah, it came to Earth on a meteorite or something. Kind of ruins the whole environmental message a bit, but there you go. Silly Japanese people. The Hedra attacks again, only now it flies.
The scientists figure out a plan to dry Hedra out to kill, which they will do with big electrical plates somehow. Meanwhile, to show Hedra who's boss, the hippies decide to have a rockin' party on Mt. Fuji.
Hedra doesn't like hippies.
Then Godzilla comes for the final showdown. After getting burned with some toxic sludge, Godzilla pulls out his ninja moves.
"Hey, look at this rock" "What ro-" "HIYAAAAA!"
The continue to fight for a while, and Hedra ends up between the big electric things. They zap him and kill him. Godzilla then pulls out Hedra's... Hearts? Eyes? I'm not sure.
Godzilla burns them to dust, and then he's like "Done. Bye."
But Hedra's not dead, and he tries to fly away. Godzilla's not having that though, so Godzilla flies after Hedra.
Godzilla catches Hedra, and he's all "JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY!"
Then Godzilla puts Hedra in the electric thing again, and he gets zapped again, and then Godzilla rips the fucker again and stops them corpse into the ground and burns the remains, just to make sure this time.
Then Godzilla just walks away. It seems everyone is okay with Godzilla was wandering around now. He's not a villain anymore.
Overall, this would have been pretty good if Hedra wasn't such a boring monster. It had more action that any of the other movies, but Hedra's crap, so it wasn't that good.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:36 am
I think I started watching the next film for this ages ago, but I'm not sure.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:43 pm
What do you guys think of the "American" Godzilla, I use to watch that movie all the time, I think it was pretty good.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:31 pm
Haha I remember watching Godzillas revenge as a kid and even I thought it was stupid when Baby Godzilla went all Barney with that kid.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:36 am
Oh
Never seen the Japanese one's. Are they good?
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:02 am
So where was I...
Oh yeah! Thanks Godzilla!
1972 - Godzilla vs Gigan
Spoiler:
Our main character this time is Gengo, a struggling manga artist. He's going around with his girlfriend trying to sell his ideas to publishers. Ideas like;
Yeah... No surprise, he gets turned down. But believe it or not someone actually does like his ideas. The director of Children's Land. Children's Land is some kind of educational theme park that's being built to teach children all about peace. Absolute peace. The guy is very clear that he wants absolute peace. At Children's Land, Godzilla Tower is under construction. It's going to house an observatory and an exhibition of monsters.
Although why a peaceful place like Children's Land wants anything to do with Godzilla is a mystery. Especially since they don't want anything to do with Godzilla. Once the park is completed, the Director claims that they're going to destroy all the monsters on Monster Island because they're not peaceful enough.
The next day when Gengo is going into the Children's Land offices, he bumps into a girl who is being chased out of the building and she drops a tape. The mysterious "Action Tape 2".
The girl gets away from the people chasing her and finds Gengo later on, looking to get the tape back. Her name is Machiko, and her brother worked at Children's Land but has mysteriously vanished. After reading his diary she learned about the mysterious tape and believes the people over at Children's Land are keeping her brother prisoner so he can't reveal their evil plan. Although I have no idea what they're evil plan is yet. Other than wanting to destroy all the monsters of course. Which is hardly anything new, there was already a movie called "Destroy All Monsters".
So they play the tape to see what all the fuss is about. But it just plays some strange noises. However, somehow the monsters on Monster Island can hear this noise and understand it's meaning. Which, I think, causes Godzilla to have a talk with Anguiras and send Anguiras to investigate. I think that's what happened anyway. They were both making noises like a record being scratched, and it looked like a conversation, and then Anguiras left.
You remember Anguiras right? This guy;
Anyway, over at Children's Land, they can somehow tell that the tape is being played, although I-
...wait. "Humans"? Oh don't tell me they're aliens. Not fucking aliens again.
Spoiler:
They're aliens
Anyway, Gengo and Machiko do some research on the Director and Chairman and discover that they're aactually just a boy and his English teacher who died a year ago. Which means the aliens stole their bodies. And decided to open a theme park. Okay...
But enough of that. Anguiras arrives and Sagami Bay, and the military come to greet him.
They shoot him and he just goes away. What an utterly pointless scene.
Gengo goes to Godzilla Tower to find Machiko's brother. He's successful, but get's spotted by the Director and has to leave. Before he leaves, the Director gives him a packet of cigarettes, because he's a friendly alien. Except they were high tech transmitter cigarettes! The aliens follow Gengo home and get the tape back. They are about to shoot him, until his girlfriend comes in and fights them off. You heard me.
They try to report the aliens to the police, but the police are a bit busy because an alert has just been sounded. Godzilla and Anguiras have left Monster Island and are heading for Kanto!
...So Anguiras went all the way back to Monster Island after being chased off the first time to get his buddy Godzilla to come and help him? Anguiras is a pussy.
Meanwhile, the aliens begin their diabolical plan. They play both tapes (there's an Action Tape 1 to go along with Action Tape 2) at the same time, which summons...
King Ghidorah (Again? Seriously?) and some odd looking bird beetle lizard robot thing. I'm guessing that's Gigan.
Gengo and his girlfriend go to rescue Machiko's brother but they all get captured and the aliens finally reveal who and what they are. Ready?
They come from a planet that was killed by polution, and they could see that Earth heading down the same road as their planet did, so they're going to take over Earth and make it all peaceful and nice. For them. The humans and monsters aren't welcome. The second movie in a row with a pro-environmental message. Although it's a bit weird that it's now an environmental message when earlier it was about world peace, but whatever.
Also the aliens are giant cockroaches.
Ghidorah and Gigan arrive on Earth and go to town on the town in some old school guy-in-rubber-suit-destroying-model-sets action. Now, there's been a lot of models destroyed in these films, but as far as I remember, this is the first time that they've used model humans. Brace yourself for this, and just keep reminding yourself that this film was made in 1972, because these models are so damn sophisticated and realistic that you might be fooled into thinking it was made this year.
The aliens are controlling Ghidorah and Gigan and want to lure Godzilla to Children's Land so they can kill him with a giant laser. While all this is happening Machiko helps Gengo and all the other good guys escape and they go the police for help. But who cares about all that?! We're now at the giant monster battle part of the movie!
Yay!
Gigan and Ghidorah somehow simultaneously fight and lure Godzilla and Anguiras to Godzilla Tower, and the aliens start zapping Godzilla with the giant laser and Godzilla gets seriously injured. Gigan practically kills him!
During the battle Gengo and co come up with a plan to destroy the laser to help Godzilla. So they get a load of dynamite from somewhere, and stick it in the lift at Godzilla Tower with this picture covering it;
Which somehow fools the aliens, who think it's really them (I don't get it either), and they shoot, which sets off the dynamite. Now that the laser is destroyed...
How...?
Oh who cares. GO GODZILLA! Godzilla beats the crap out of Gigan and fucking teabags him into submission.
During all of this, Ghidorah and Anguiras have just been standing around watching and barely doing anything. I really don't know why those two are in the movie. It's called Godzilla vs Gigan, not Godzilla and Anguiras vs Gigan and Ghidorah.
Oh well, now that Ghidorah and Gigan aren't being mind controlled, Godzilla and Anguiras beat them up and chase them away. Once again, none of the mad monsters actually die, they just run away.
happy Ending!(?)
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:25 am
Nicely done! Reading all of these is a lot of fun, so I hope you'll continue on after this. You will, right? Right?
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:43 pm
I'll try.
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Subject: Re: So I'm gonna watch the Godzilla movies Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:08 am
1973: Godzilla vs Megalon
Spoiler:
This one starts out with two men and a boy by a lake. The boy is called Rocsa, I think, I'm not sure. This one is dubbed and I couldn't really understand his name. One of the men is called Goro and I don't remember the other guy's name ever being said. Finally, these movies are losing interest in the human characters.
There's an earthquake, and a large fissure opens in the lake bed causing all the water to drain. There's nuclear testing going on somewhere which is causing a lot of earthquakes. You'd think that the abundance of giant radioactive monsters would put humanity off nuclear weapons, but apparently not.
Goro and Rocsa live in some kind of funhouse/laboratory, and Goro is building the most unintentionally scary robot ever, for some reason.
When they arrive home though, they're jumped by some guys who were in their house, but the guys get away. Goro's friend (who from now on shall be known as Friend, because I seriously don't think they ever say his name) chases after them while Goro and Rocsa inspect the damage. There's a lot of mess but nothing was stolen. They find some mysterious sand though.
Seeing as Goro is some sort of scientist, he does some tests on the sand and discovers that it comes from deep under the sea. It's also found on Easter Island. You know easter Island right? This place:
According to Goro the statues are said to be over 3 million years old. Haha, good one. Some scientist you are.
Those guys who broke in earlier come back and beat them up. Friend is tied up while Goro and Rocsa are put in a large container on the back of a truck to be delivered to the lake from the beginning of the film. Why? Because it's an entrance to Seatopia of course.
Yes, Seatopia. It's a country that sunk into the sea because of earthquakes 3 million years ago and now they're pissed off because the nuclear testing is destroying parts of Seatopia. They managed to survive 3 million years because they somehow created their own oxygen supply and even made their own sun. Yes, a Seatopian claims that they actually made their own sun. Under the sea. Not that we ever see it. That one bad set is about as far as the budget for Seatopia extends.
Wait... 3 million years... Like Easter Island? That silver statue does look like an Easter Island head, and the sand Goro found is only found under the sea and on Easter Island. So Easter Island was part of Seatopia? Well then why aren't the bloody Seatopians living on Easter Island instead of uder the damn sea?!
Whatever, the Seatopians are going to awaken Megalon to wage war on humanity for the nuclear testing. Thus we meet Megalon.
The reason the Seatopians are going after Goro and his robot is because they want to use the robot to lead Megalon to Tokyo. Because Megalon just follows robots or something. They also need robots to wage their war, and to quote the Seatopian, they "don't have time to invent their own". Controlled by the Seatopians, using Goro's computer, Jet Jagar flies to guide Megalon.
HAHAHAHAAAA. This robot is such a bizarre plot point. Jet Jagar is the robot's name by the way. Well, it's actuall Jet Jaguar, but the kick ass Japanese song at the end of the film pronounces it Jagar, which is cooler, so I'm going with that.
Friend manages to break free from the Seatopian and goes to find Goro and Rocsa, while Jet Jagar leads Megalon to Tokyo. Strangely, although Megalon can fly...
...he sometimes chooses to jump instead.
Why? I have no idea.
After a car chase and an exciting cliffhanger at a dam that I can't be bothered to show you because it's not actually exciting, Friend rescues his friends. They see that Jet Jagar is being used by the Seatopians, but Goro has a remote control for the robot that will override the computer, and they plan to have Jet Jagar fly to Monster Island and fetch Godzilla.
If he had that device all along, why didn't he command Jet Jagar to come and rescue them? Well, it's because it somehow only works when Jet Jagar is in sight. I don't mean he needs to be within a certain range, they say that the control literally operates on line of sight. Which makes no fucking sense, but hey, it's a Godzilla film.
Jet Jagar goes to fetch Godzilla!
When did Godzilla get so doe eyed?
Well, he has to swim all the way to Japan first, so we've still got a while before he arrives. With Jet Jagar gone, Megalon is just wandering around aimlessly, freaking out and breaking stuff. He's mainly breaking stock footage from the last movie. He has a yellow laser like Ghidorah, which makes it exceptionally easy to just re-use shots of stuff being lasered to death.
With Jet Jagar no longer under their control, and Godzilla on the way, the Seatopians need some help. So they contact Star Hunter Universe M for help. Which I assume is supposed to be the same as Nebula M Space Hunter from last movie, for two reason. 1) Because it sounds quite similar. 2) Because they send Gigan. Yes, Gigan is in this movie.
Goro summons Jet Jagar back to him, but Jet Jagar doesn't obey. He's sentient now? If he can just break his programming like that why didn't he do it when the Seatopians were controlling him? Why... never mind. But he is going back to where Megalon is. Looks like he's going to fight him. Which is crazy because Megalon is a giant monster and he's a small roWHAT THE FUCK?!
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME.
I don't even care how that's possible. GO JET JAGAR!
HAHA, KICK ASS!
In case you are wondering how he can make himself bigger, Goro offers an explanation; "He just programmed himself in some way to increase his own size". If you were expecting a better explanation, shame on you.
Mega Jet Jagar seems to have the upperhand in the battle, but Gigan arrives on the scene and changes the tide of the battle. Mega Jet Jagar is no match for the both of them.
But before they can do any serious damage, Godzilla arrives (Finally! Nice of him to show up for the last 15 minutes of his own movie) to help Mega Jet Jagar. Godzilla shows him how it's done and takes on Gigan and Megalon alone, like Bruce Lee or something.
After this initial flurry though, Gigan and Megalon get a second wind and surround the heroes with a ring of fire.
How will they get out of this?! Well, Godzilla seems to have forgotten all about his ice breath from the first movie, so that's not an option. Although to be fair that was a different Godzilla. But, of course, Jet Jagar can fly, so he picks Godzilla up and gets him out of the circle. Now it's time to finish this!
Victory! Best tag team ever.
As usual, neither bad monster dies. They just fly off.
Jet Jagar returns to normal size and decides to let Goro control him again for whatever reason. But Goro is sure that if the time should come again when Mega Jet Jagar is needed again, he will go off to battle. Oh please let that time come again.
This was a lot of fun. The final battle was much better than Godzilla vs Gigan.
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