Halloween excitement: Kaio watches the Saw movies

lol the kid is in a vault. Such trolling.

The twist RUINS the fact that the chick had to play twice. RUINED IT.

Also Jigsaw died, but he probably didn't.

I think this one was worse than 1, but also more entertaining because everyone was so awful. I can relate better to that.

I hope you like that song that plays during every time they do the twist at the end.

Jigsaw didn't die. I'm pretty sure you weren't supposed to think he died either.

Kaio wrote:

The first dude dies because he's too pussy to cut out his eye.

I can sympathise with that. Things going near eyes are terrifying.

TIME FOR SAW 3

Which starts with the loser detective who is too bitch to cut off his own foot.

But because this is a higher numbered Saw he BREAKS HIS FOOT INTO GORY PIECES FUCK YEAH

The first death trap involves a guy having to remove a billion chains from his body. We are finally in full torture porn territory.

After two movies of being an extra the detective lady has finally gotten herself a leading role. Good for her.

Nevermind she's in a trap now. :/

Her ribcage is ripped out in full glory. =)

I feel inclined to point out that saw movies are basically that one epic scene involving rorscach. I think i pointed this out in a bunch of topoics but hey people need to be reminded.

there are boobies in this movie!!!

The protagonist is a major douche, you guys. Casually watching a woman get tortured while still claiming the moral high ground is NOT COOL.

Seriously this guy is such a fucking douche. I hope he dies the most painful death.

A bunch of children's play toys

or

A man's life

Tough decision.

Jigsaw's girlfriend is like 50 years younger than him. What a player.

They played the PLOT TWIST music too early. In some random flashback that revealed stuff we already knew. I'm dissappoint.

lol this guy is the worst protagonist in history. What a completely loathsome piece of shit.

I guessed correctly about the utter douchebag and the surgeon being husband and wife. Yay.

Not that Amanda was being tested though. She was the only entertaining character in this movie so it sucks that she's dead now. The coming four movies won't have any redeemable qualities now.

lol he chooses vengeance over his wife. This is ridiculous. What the fuck.

Movie ends with biggest trolololol ever.

But what GARBAGE was this?!

And I don't believe Jigsaw is dead, obvs.

Kaio wrote:

lol he chooses vengeance over his wife. This is ridiculous. What the fuck.

he didn't know her thingy was rigged to go off when Jigsaw dies though.. so to answer your doubt: yeah, he's dead

Are you still on 3? Yeah, that was poor.

He was a complete asshole, but that's why Jigsaw picked him I guess.