Halloween excitement: Kaio watches the Saw movies

well, if you're into black humour, do give it a shot, the last scenes alone are just so good...

dog soldiers was brilliant

The Descent, which was Neil Marshal's next film after Dog Soldiers was pretty good too, a nice blend of horrific violence and showing girls turning bitchy the moment some flesh-eating cave-dwelling monsters start ripping their throats out.

Exploitation is definitely not a horror subgenre.

Watch the movie that inspired Saw, Se7en. It's a pretty damn great movie and is nowhere near as dumb or torture porn as Saw.

Surely everyone has already seen Seven by now.

Watch it again.

What...! Rorschach inspired Saw.

I haven't seen Seven.

Skip wrote:

I haven't seen Seven.

Don't worry. It's overrated anyway.

Watch Die Hard. That's a scary movie.

For Russians.

Don't be dumb. Die Hard is a Christmas movie, not a Halloween movie.

SimianWonder wrote:

He said "shitty" not "abortion".

That's unfair, a series of movies about an evil leprechaun that kills people when they touch his gold can only be amazing.

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

Don't be dumb. Die Hard is a Christmas movie, not a Halloween movie.

SO IS SAW. JIGSAW IS AN ALLEGORY FOR JESUS.

Do it Kai, it'll be fantastic. I'll read it and stuff.

THE TRAPS ARE EUCHARIST.

Don't be more dumb. Jigsaw's the total opposite of Jesus. Jigsaw wanted people to save themselves but Jesus did all the saving himself.

Both their names begin with J.

I've never seen them in the same room together.

Casa wrote:

Both their names begin with J.

No, because Jigsaw's not his real name. His real name is John.

Jesus inspired the martyrs.

Jigsaw inspired Lawrence and Amanda.

Jesus allowed himself to be killed to save everyone.

Jigsaw allowed himself to be killed too.

Jesus doesn't heal amputees.

Jigsaw makes them.

You want a good horror movie for Halloween? Watch the latest Seltzer and Friedberg movie.

Neo wrote:

Exploitation is definitely not a horror subgenre.

ok, well, you're actually right about that one.


but Saw is still a horror movie though.. be it exploitation or not.

You should watch the Paranormal Acitivity series. It's even worse than Saw.

oh god don't get me started