Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Tenkaichi

Hey, hey, get out of here, go on, shoo!


He knows what he did.

Ah yes, swords. Nature's knives.

Sucked how long it took for None Piece 3 to be put up, and it wasn't even as good as 2.

Ultimate Tenkaichi is possibly one of the worst games I've ever played

They don't even pretend to have a fighting system anymore. You basically have one combo and if it connects there's a 50/50 chance you'll string together a longer combo. Ki blasts can only be shot from far away. Supers can only be done once you've done a ton of combos. You can't raise your ki anymore (it's only useful to block supers). THAT IS THE ENTIRE BATTLE SYSTEM. ONE FUCKING COMBO.

The customizable characters aren't customizable. You have three different hairstyles (one of them is BALD) and four or five different costumes. You can change the colours of hair and costume and also choose what kind of voice you want. But nobody wants to hear FUNi voice actors phone in some random character.

Talking about FUNi voice actors...

WHY THE FUCK IS LINDA YOUNG SHARING VOICING DUTIES WITH GOD AYRES WHY THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK DO CUTSCENES LITERALLY GO FROM ONE LINE FROM GOD TO ANOTHER LINE FROM VOMITED OUT BY YOUNG'S ANCIENT MOUTH THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

So yeah, worst game ever.

Also, if you're gonna reanimate scenes from the anime, don't do it as an exact frame by frame cop.

Linda Young, if I kill myself in the near future it's your fault.

So, you don't recommend this then?

I'm still curious about running through the CaC options, even if it's only during a rental.

The two guys in the opening fighting with Goku more or less show all basic CaC options.

While that's more than a little disappointing, I'm likely still going to rent it. If nothing else, I'll have fun making Simihan and Kai kick the living-shit out of Young's Freeza.

It's Young/Ayres Freeza. Remember they SHARE the character now.

What do you mean they share it? Are they voicing the character at the exact same time or something?

Some lines are done by Ayres, some by Young.

That's awful./

You have no idea. Obviously I was masturbating furiously when Ayres' Freeza appeared and then suddenly I heard this old chain smoking granny talk about how she's going to kill Vegeta, completely ruining my moment of joy. It was THE WORST.

You guys are actually hyped for another DBZ game?

Saibot wrote:

You guys are actually hyped for another DBZ game?

If you're not interested in it then yes.

I'm just s bit surprised.
I thought people stopped after Teinkaichi(spelling).

Saibot wrote:

I'm just s bit surprised.
I thought people stopped after Teinkaichi(spelling).

As you're slow and didn't pick up on a bunch of sarcasm in the posts in this topic, I'll point out no one gives a shit and people are hoping on the off chance it will suprise us though i doubt it will.

I actually only saw the opening, a trailer and gameplay video of this. And the gameplay video was two minutes of all over the place crazy DBZ action.

LITTLE DID I KNOW that you'd only have to press square a couple of times to accomplish this all over the place crazy DBZ action.

Superbuu3 wrote:

Saibot wrote:

I'm just s bit surprised.
I thought people stopped after Teinkaichi(spelling).

As you're slow and didn't pick up on a bunch of sarcasm in the posts in this topic, I'll point out no one gives a shit and people are hoping on the off chance it will suprise us though i doubt it will.

Well as usual, I didn't read the other posts.
Just the topic title and went with the flow.

Stop doing that.

I also saw a video of Clinkenbeard's Gohan suddenly switching to Nadolny's Gohan(of course, it could have just been Clinkenbeard sounding like her in that one line).

It sounds like they just pulled a real half-assed job where they recorded some new lines, then spliced in some old ones from pre-RB2 games. That's how much they care about this stupid game.

That's depressing. The fact that they use any voices from Kai ruin this game completely.

I just read they called the platinum trophy "OVER 9000!!!!". lolwut.

Richard Harrow wrote:

That's depressing. The fact that they use any voices from Kai ruin this game completely.

Your poor taste will always be astounding.