Zero Plays Red Dead Redemption

Landon Rickets is pretty cool.

Ok, I killed Isquela and Bill Williamson. It's good to be back...

The government agents are such assholes.

So they switched out my horse for some generic brown horse for no reason. What the fuck?

Wistle and your real horse will come, unless of course he's dead. If that's the case just by the dead for the horse and you'll always have it. I don't recommend buying a deed for any horse under 3 stars however, that is just a wast of money.

I whistled and a brown horse came. That's how I knew they replaced it for some reason. I'm probably gonna go out and find another horse. I won't bother paying for one.

Dutch's suicide seemed rather rushed.

Lmfao. As a means of messing, I saved and started throwing knives at Abigail. She had three knives in her back and one square in her forehead and she survived and ran away. I chased her down with the horse and ran her over to find that the knives were gone and she was normal again. So after she started to walk back to the ranch, I threw a knife at the back of her head and she died from it.

Needless to say, I was quite amused.

Well there ends the story of Red Dead Redemption. The ending was horrible. The story built itself up for great things and then dropped everything for their little plot twist. Neon Genesis Evangelion anyone? Anyway, after a bit more of exploring the gameplay, I'll review this.

Play the real ending/epilogue to resolve everything.

I did after I posted that. It was at least somewhat satisfying. I put so many bullets in that dude afterwards that his entire body was practically red. But still, there was no need to kill John off.