I'm going to watch the Nightmare on Elm Street series

This kid who can't talk is cuffed to a bed by a set of tongues.

Freddy: "What's wrong? Got your tongue tied?"

AHAHAHAHA, WHAT A CARD.

And done.

This movie was more fun than the original, but it's not going to top it due to a scene near the end where Freddy's skeleton comes back alive, which doesn't make sense at all.

So 8/10

80's Movies = Never Makes Sense

And 3 is my favorite one.

And it only gets better and better.

Freddy vs Jason sucks dick. Avoid that.

Or just watch the 30 second bunnies version. It's pretty much the same thing.

Rockstar_Firion wrote:

80's Movies = Never Makes Sense

And 3 is my favorite one.

And it only gets better and better.

If 3 is the best one, how can it get better and better? O_o

Vergil wrote:

Freddy vs Jason sucks dick. Avoid that.

Isn't part of the boxset I bought. It only has the seven original ones.

Kaio wrote:

Rockstar_Firion wrote:

80's Movies = Never Makes Sense

And 3 is my favorite one.

And it only gets better and better.

If 3 is the best one, how can it get better and better? O_o

I dunno, Maybe I'm just a Freddy fanboy.

Time for part 4: The Dream Mastah.

That movie is so cash!

Oh, it's the same kids as the last one again. I liked the fat black guy.

The current cast consists of:

- The main blonde chick
- Fat black trashtalker from previous movie
- Mute from previous movie
- Shy female friend of main blonde chick
- Crazy, wacky boyfriend of main blonde chick
- Slutty, confident friend of main blonde chick
- Nerdy, asthma friend of main blonde chick

Stereotypes we've never seen before.

Aw, man. This dog started pissing fire and revived Freddy, who then killed fat trashalking black guy.

Freddy one liner time!

Mute guy has a dream about lying on a waterbed in which a naked (yes more tits) girl is flirting with him. Cue Freddy.

"How's this for a wet dream?!"

It's brilliant.

Well, main blonde chick was just thrown in an oven but was just in time to send her magic powaz to her shy friend.

Asthma girl was just killed by having the air sucked out of her by Freddy. What a clever death.

You'll LOVE how Shy Girl ends up.

Kaio wrote:

Asthma girl was just killed by having the air sucked out of her by Freddy. What a clever death.

"Wanna suck face?"

XD

So, why the fuck does Fred keep coming back to life?

Rockstar_Firion wrote:

You'll LOVE how Shy Girl ends up.

I know she survives this part thanks to the summaries on the back of the set.

Kaio wrote:

Rockstar_Firion wrote:

You'll LOVE how Shy Girl ends up.

I know she survives this part thanks to the summaries on the back of the set.

I mean, You'll love the change she makes with herself. I do.

Vergil wrote:

So, why the fuck does Fred keep coming back to life?

In part 1 he was never beaten. In part 2 he was beaten by the power of love, but they just pretended like that movie was never made. In part 3 they buried his remains and threw holy water on him, which did defeat him, but this dog pissed on him in part 4 and now he lives again.

Holy shit He's almost as hack as Jason.

Dude, he randomly became a living skeleton outside of the dream world just to protect his bones. It wasn't even explained how he did that, he just did.

Vergil wrote:

So, why the fuck does Fred keep coming back to life?

All is explained in the final movie.

But for teh lulz...

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