I'm going to watch the Nightmare on Elm Street series

Well, that was a boring movie.

5/10

Was that the one with "Bon Appetite, Bitch."?

Yes. That was a really gory moment.

"You are what you eat." XD God, I love his humor.

Which was the one where the guy got turned to a meatball. Saw that when I was 3 or 4.

That was the one where Asthma Girl sucked face with Freddy. XD Main Girl is at the diner, Freddy comes up with a pizza with her friend's faces on the meatballs. Freddy takes one and goes, "Johnny (Whatever his name was), You little Meatball." and eats him. So Cash.

Part 6: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

oh-oh! I can alredy name the funny lines!

Spoiler:

...Fuck, I know there's more.

After killing Carlos:

"Nice hearing from you, Carlos!"

That entire scene was hilarious. Freddy's now nothing more than a cartoon character.

"Hey, Spence, let's trip out!"

"Now I'm playing with power!"

"Good graphics..."

Best Death Ever.

John's death was brutal.

"Kung fu this, bitch!"

Done. I give it a 6.5/10.

Now only the final movie.

...yeah...have fun with that.

I actually like how they went back to the more scary and less lulzy feel of the first movie.

Holy shit Freddy appearing in that closet scared the fuck out of me. Jesus Christ.

I find it hilarious how the guy who played Rorschach in the Watchmen is going to be playing Freddy in the remake next year.

It's a dead ringer, hopefully the actual movie will be good.

Wait, Robert Englund won't play Freddy in the remake?

Nope.

Fail.

Eh, the guy's in his 60s what do you want from him?

Alan Rickman is also in his 60s, but he's still able to pull of 30 something year old wizards.

I give the 7th movie a 7.5/10. Great tension and scary moments, but it wasted so much potential by focussing the movie on a shitty kid instead of Freddy slaughtering Wes Craven and Robert Englund.

And? People are different. Just because Alan Rickman likes to play wizards does not mean Robert wants to be acting as Freddy for his entire life even if he does like the role.