Moose plays Bayonetta

Only had a chance to play it briefly so far. Started on Normal, got the first two chapters done and I think I got a Platinum rating on one of them.

Bit annoyed that during the tutorial areas I couldn't do anything that the tutorial hadn't covered yet. No life bar so far either, so I assume for the introductory levels you can't die. The awesome clock tower sequence was first, but all I could do was basic combos with no charges or wicked weaves.

Still fun though. Plus I only played for half an hour and there must have at least 3 gratuitous dancing scenes already. Brilliant.

Don't play it with family around. They'll question you as a person when you get to one of the moaning scenes.

Udgey wrote:

Don't play it with family around. They'll question you as a person when you get to one of the moaning scenes.

A huge part of the reason i never picked this up even when it was cheap.

Yeah but you don't like playing as a woman in any game.

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

Yeah but you don't like playing as a woman in any game.

You got me there, lol. This gen only think i managed mirror's edge and that was because i didn't have to see her.

i still haven't finished this. I remember leaving off at one point after finishing a level to deal with some other games. Then this just happened to fall way below on my to-do list and I wound up not continuing. Maybe I should now.

Suspenders of Vengence wrote:

i still haven't finished this. I remember leaving off at one point after finishing a level to deal with some other games. Then this just happened to fall way below on my to-do list and I wound up not continuing. Maybe I should now.

I think you should then you and nonny can play through it together and have lots to talk about.

Had the first fight with Jeanne. Running around on the walls was a bit confusing.

Damn, health items seem pretty scarce. I've been nearly dead for ages. Managed to beat the two Beloved's without dying though.

That god damn angel attack minigame is pissing me off, because the god damn camera options don't affect it. I need to have the Y axis inverted or I just can't play it, but it won't let me. There's an option for it in the menu, but it doesn't actually change anything.

Well that's annoying. Game glitched after a cinematic and wouldn't go back into gameplay. I could still pause, but when I chose to skip the cinematic nothing happened.

Holy crap the Garden of Light looks amazing.

does it make you want to cry/masturbate?

Not really.

oh........

nevermind then

Fortitudo was a fun battle.

Fuking hell these Grace and Glory things in Chapter 6 are kicking my ass.

Oh just wait until you fight Gracious and Glorious, those aren't effected by Witch Time.

Just encountered a Joy for the first time. Now that's an introduction.

Temperentia was an awesome boss battle.

My god fighting with that giant ball falling around the place was annoying. Especially on the last one where the angel has a scream attack that stuns you in place.

Well, been through ten chapters now. What are these moaning scenes someone was talking about? Can't recall anything like that so far.

Also, Gracious and Glorious were those golden Grace and Glory things right? Because they didn't give me nearly as much trouble as the Grace and Glory pairs in Chapter 6 or whatever it was. Even though I couldn't use Witch Time on them, I killed them without dying. In that other part I died like 4 times.

THey gave me more trouble than Grace and Glory, the fast fuckers.

It wasn't every Grace and Glory. For some reason that patch in chapters 5 or 6 where you face two pairs in a row really kicked my ass. Every other time they weren't a big deal.

This battle with the cannons is fucking impossible because IT WON'T LET ME INVERT THE DAMN CAMERA CONTROLS.