Subject: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:18 am
You must see it. Christie's outfit. You must see it.
Also Kazuya totally has a threesome with Nina and Anna.
But, yeah... not a very good film.
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:24 am
Wait a minute, it was released? Christ, I had no idea.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:26 am
If you watch, be prepared for Jin to lose each and every fight until he has some flash back of his mother and then pull a win out of his ass.
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:33 am
Is there like a downloadable link or something? Because it hasn't been released here yet.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:36 am
It hasn't been released here either, but there's tons of DVD rips out there. It's the internet Baal, you download stuff all the time.
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:37 am
Well, you could be a pal and just send me a link.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:38 am
What are you looking for? A torrent?
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:43 am
Regular link, torrent as long as it's downloadable.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:57 am
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:57 am
Maybe you can stream it, Baal. =P
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:25 am
I could... I guess, don't know how fast the router at this hotel would work for that but I might as well do it since my internet won't be in my new house until the 18th.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:28 am
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:44 am
Heh. Yeah, the film is a little cheesy but so far, this Jin seems much more better than the games' one.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:04 am
God damn, part 3 was annoying to load. It kept loading a little then stopping randomly, had to constantly reselect parts, little it load a bit then repeat once it messed up again. Part 4 went fine though.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:50 pm
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:53 pm
I was also slightly annoyed that they set up these 8 companies, one of which is called Tekken, that altogether are known as Iron Fist, when Tekken actually means Iron Fist.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:56 pm
And the Jacks were just ninja things with guns. Why even call them Jacks if they're not Jacks?
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:01 pm
So you're lesbian nonny?
I'm guessing Sora put you off guys.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:04 pm
A_Nonny_Moose wrote:
And the Jacks were just ninja things with guns. Why even call them Jacks if they're not Jacks?
I assume they just looked at the source, saw the Tekken Force and thought they were the Jacks.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:06 pm
SOK wrote:
A_Nonny_Moose wrote:
And the Jacks were just ninja things with guns. Why even call them Jacks if they're not Jacks?
I assume they just looked at the source, saw the Tekken Force and thought they were the Jacks.
Is this an american or asian film?
If its asian i'm suprised they'd be that clueless.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:54 am
I think the only way you could make a decent Tekken movie is to make it all CGI, like the Final Fantasy movie. Sorry reddmic2008 I still haven't seen this movie but I still think it will be crap. It's like all the marvel movies, Hollywood already has an awesome story but they fail to follow it at all. When the directors stick to the original story it becomes an awesome movie.(300,Watchmen)
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:50 pm
kimerajamm wrote:
It's like all the marvel movies
There's no way you think everyone of them is bad.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:17 pm
300? Awesome? Pfffhahahahaha
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:43 pm
I don't see how making the film CGI instead of live action suddenly makes it better. It'd still be as mediocre as the real film turned out to be if the writing was of the same quality.
Also, a movie is only good if it's entertaining and actually well done, not only following the source material 100% faithfully. Ironically, when it comes to this film, while it was pretty lousy, if it really had followed the game's same exact story and kept some of the characters personalities and origins as they were in the series, it'd probably be fucking awful. No one wants to see Game Jin as a main character for a film nor jobber Kazuya.
It's a pity this film turned out disappointing. It was heading in a direction I liked: spitting on the games' shit plot.
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Subject: Re: That Tekken movie Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:59 pm
From what I remember, this film was no worse than that animated film that came out in the 90s. Didn't that film have all the characters fighting robotic dinosaurs?