Just finished watching Season 1 of Digimon streamed.

AHHH, NOSTALGIA.

Some things I learned.

-Tai has the Crest of Courage. Courage = Guy Shishioh, Guy Shishioh = GAR, so by the transitive properties of association, Tai = GAR. And so does WarGreyMon.
-Matt is an emo faggot who can go jump in a lake. Seriously, the only thing he did was cause teen drama, conflict between the group, emo harmonica, and LOL CREST OF FRIENDSHIP!.
-Sora was cool until the Dark Masters.
-The beginning of the series was great, Devimon, Etemon, and Myotismon were awesome, but the Dark Masters blew except for Puppetmon.
-Demidevimon tries so hard.
-GODLY DUBBING
-Voice Acting is better than I remembered.
-Wizardmon, Gotsumon, and Pumpkinmon are bro's.
-ANGEWOMON, GET IT? IT'S A PUN!
-All of Gabumon's transformations sucked, but Gabumon himself is LOYALTY!
-TK is cool.
-Kari is the perfect little sister.
-Mimi is alright.
-Good 'ol reliable Joe.

Streaming for Season 2 starts tomorrow. And the movie. As much as I hated Season 2, I gonna watch it for Mummymon, BlackWarGreymon, and whatever that spider bitch's name was.

But the movie will be enjoyable. At least 2/3's of it will be.

arukenimon? mummymon has a thing for her when malamyotismon busts in

Spoiler:

and BlackWarGreymon is my second-favorite digimon of all time! he's topped only by wizardmon.

I never saw the earlier Digimon seasons. Only one I ever recall seeing was the one with the cards...

Kimarous wrote:

I never saw the earlier Digimon seasons. Only one I ever recall seeing was the one with the cards...

takatomon

the runaway locomon movie was a trip

Prinny-boy wrote:

arukenimon? mummymon has a thing for her when malamyotismon busts in

Spoiler:

and BlackWarGreymon is my second-favorite digimon of all time! he's topped only by wizardmon.

BlackWarGreyMon is god for one reason. Both his JP and EN VA's are voice-acting gods.

Steve Blum and Nobuyuki Hiyama.

You heard me.

Kimarous wrote:

I never saw the earlier Digimon seasons. Only one I ever recall seeing was the one with the cards...

Tamers was awesome. Second best in the whole series.

And MaloMyotismon is about the worst villain, ever.

DIGIMODIFY.

Sora wrote:

DIGIMODIFY.

Seriously, awesome season. And it's amazing how well Digimon has been dubbed.

AND THEN CAME SEASON 4.

Season 2 and Season 4 are insults to the Digimon series. If it weren't for BlackWarGreyMon, Arukenimon, and Mummymon then it would've sucked entirely. Oh yeah, and MagnaAngemon showing up again.

Dear god, Patamon's Digivolutions are so hacked.

Hmm... Digimon Tamers... the Biomerges... could that have been the start of...?

Nah, never mind. Forget I said anything.

That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote:

Season 2 and Season 4 are insults to the Digimon series. If it weren't for BlackWarGreyMon, Arukenimon, and Mummymon then it would've sucked entirely. Oh yeah, and MagnaAngemon showing up again.

Dear god, Patamon's Digivolutions are so hacked.

How was Season 2 bad?
Huh?
Give all reasons, I'd like to hear them.

Kimarous wrote:

Hmm... Digimon Tamers... the Biomerges... could that have been the start of...?

Nah, never mind. Forget I said anything.

YOU HAD BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP! DON'T YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT SEASON 3 IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SEASON 4!

The funny thing is, as shit as season 4 was, if anyone thinks season 5 is better, they're retarded. Season 5 is a piece of shit, not as a digimon season, but as whole, it's awful, season 4 doesn't even compare to how bad it is.

That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Hmm... Digimon Tamers... the Biomerges... could that have been the start of...?

Nah, never mind. Forget I said anything.

YOU HAD BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP! DON'T YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT SEASON 3 IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SEASON 4!

I was doing in a totally different direction, dude... >_>

Phoenix Wright wrote:

That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote:

Season 2 and Season 4 are insults to the Digimon series. If it weren't for BlackWarGreyMon, Arukenimon, and Mummymon then it would've sucked entirely. Oh yeah, and MagnaAngemon showing up again.

Dear god, Patamon's Digivolutions are so hacked.

How was Season 2 bad?
Huh?
Give all reasons, I'd like to hear them.

-Davis was nowhere near as cool as Tai and is a stalker.
-Yolei and Cody are just dull.
-Veemon is annoying.
-Hawkmon is racist.
-Armadillomon is the worst Digimon ever.
-Somehow regular Digivolutions don't show up until Ken finally gets his shit together and they're more powerful than Armor digivolution!? WHAT!?
-DNA Digivolutions were better but still sucked.
-The Digimon Emperor is Lelouch.
-MaloMyotismon had the most bullshit and illogical reason (EVEN FOR DIGIMON) to be there.
-All of those new digidestined around the world? Bullshit.
-A ninth digidestined? After you made such a big deal about the eighth one?
-They can go in and out of the digiworld at free will so it's easier on them and really not an adventure anymore. Just your typical Monster of the Week cartoon.
-Ken is a whiny bitch.
-Magnamon sucks despite having such a big deal being made about him.
-ALL OF THE ARMOR TRANSFORMATIONS SUCKED!
-Angemon and Angewomon are replaced by (LOL) Pegasusmon and Nefertarimon.
-Did I mention MaloMyotismon?
-BlackWarGreyMon vs WarGreyMon is interrupted by bullshit plot device.
-Arukenimon and Mummymon are killed.
-BlackWarGreymon is killed.
-Tai gives his goggles to a stalker.
-Kari and TK I have no complaints about, really.
-Imperialdramon sucked. First it took us a long time to get to normal digivolving, then DNA digivolving, and now DNA Digivolutions Digivolving? UGH.

I'm sure there's-OH RIGHT!

-SkullGreymon comes back.

Like I said I'm sure there's more I don't remember at the moment.

Sora wrote:

The funny thing is, as shit as season 4 was, if anyone thinks season 5 is better, they're retarded. Season 5 is a piece of shit, not as a digimon season, but as whole, it's awful, season 4 doesn't even compare to how bad it is.

Season 5 was much better. It went back to regular Digimon partners. And plus, PUNCHING DIGIMON TO DIGIVOLVE!?

Fuck yes, the only manlier way to do it would be to cockslap them.

That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote:

Phoenix Wright wrote:

That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote:

Season 2 and Season 4 are insults to the Digimon series. If it weren't for BlackWarGreyMon, Arukenimon, and Mummymon then it would've sucked entirely. Oh yeah, and MagnaAngemon showing up again.

Dear god, Patamon's Digivolutions are so hacked.

How was Season 2 bad?
Huh?
Give all reasons, I'd like to hear them.

-Davis was nowhere near as cool as Tai and is a stalker.
-Yolei and Cody are just dull.
-Veemon is annoying.
-Hawkmon is racist.
-Armadillomon is the worst Digimon ever.
-Somehow regular Digivolutions don't show up until Ken finally gets his shit together and they're more powerful than Armor digivolution!? WHAT!?
-DNA Digivolutions were better but still sucked.
-The Digimon Emperor is Lelouch.
-MaloMyotismon had the most bullshit and illogical reason (EVEN FOR DIGIMON) to be there.
-All of those new digidestined around the world? Bullshit.
-A ninth digidestined? After you made such a big deal about the eighth one?
-They can go in and out of the digiworld at free will so it's easier on them and really not an adventure anymore. Just your typical Monster of the Week cartoon.
-Ken is a whiny bitch.
-Magnamon sucks despite having such a big deal being made about him.
-ALL OF THE ARMOR TRANSFORMATIONS SUCKED!
-Angemon and Angewomon are replaced by (LOL) Pegasusmon and Nefertarimon.
-Did I mention MaloMyotismon?
-BlackWarGreyMon vs WarGreyMon is interrupted by bullshit plot device.
-Arukenimon and Mummymon are killed.
-BlackWarGreymon is killed.
-Tai gives his goggles to a stalker.
-Kari and TK I have no complaints about, really.
-Imperialdramon sucked. First it took us a long time to get to normal digivolving, then DNA digivolving, and now DNA Digivolutions Digivolving? UGH.

I'm sure there's-OH RIGHT!

-SkullGreymon comes back.

Like I said I'm sure there's more I don't remember at the moment.

You forgot the DNA Digivolutions Digivoled Form Change.
Actually, make that two if you've watched the other movie.

Oh right, the other movie.

Talk about shit. I loved Omnimon and to see what they did him only pissed me off to no end. And Diaboromon was already an awesome villain.

SO NOW WE HAVE ARMAGEDDOMON!?

Bullshit.

Also, let's not forget the Generic "Final Laser made by the hopes of everyone on the planet".

Then again, I guess a stupid villan can only be finished by a cliche attack.

They had it right in the original movie when they just had him be stabbed through the heart.

It was so fucking awesome. AND NOW THEY KILL HIM WITH A GIANT LASER BEAM OF DEATH?

Fuck you, Season 2. You ruin everything I loved from Season 1.

Actually, I was refering to MaloMyotismon's death.....

Oh. I REMEMBER THAT SHIT NOW. And the whole bullshit with two of each Digivolution being out at once.

LOL ANGEWOMON AND NEFERTARIMON

Either way it was still bullshit. Thank god, for Part 3 otherwise I would've dropped Digimon entirely. Sadly, I then went to Part 4.

I died a little on the inside.

What did you find bad about Season 4, I mean, this may seem silly, but were there ANY good parts of that season?