Call to arms - Payday the Heist

Ok I'm coming on now.

I got dibs on Hoxton.

Well if we're calling people now, I want to keep Wolf, he was a badass.

I'm gonna steal hoxton.

Dallas looks a lot more like Neo.

Anyway this game is pretty sick. There is a huge variety in the missions we tried out, there's one where you need to be stealthy which neo messed up then he got killed by sam fischer and i heroically died trying to rescue him.

Hoxton is still pure, don't corrupt him.

Well your dragging his name down the mud setting off high security alerts and bringing the wrath of solid snake.

It's not my fault that you got seen by a guard honestly you're letting British people down you're supposed to be good at heists.

I'm still shocked at how you dealt with the panic room. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

I was trying to innovate.

Personally i can't believe Ellis hasn't got this game i'm disappointed. It clearly is his kind of thing. I don't think i've ever played a game that so ridiculously reliant on good co-op.

I mean even army of two which pretty much needs a lot of broforce in the team, doesn't force this kinda team play. I think half these missions are impossible without a full team. Even three people would most likely be pushing the later missions which you can only play on hard.

That's exactly what's puttin me off the game.

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

That's exactly what's puttin me off the game.

It must be a painful existance not trusting people to have your back. Thats exactly why its fun, unless you literally play games to never die. Although you have said stuff that sounds like that actually is the case i.e. when i was complaining platformers that don't let you fall to your death are pointless.

We stand together, we die together. Although i really imagine you sucking at this type of game no offence, you just really don't come across as a FPS/action game type of guy.

I don't mind failing. Failing in this game feels entirely fair, which is a rare thing. I just doubt I'd play it enough to get any good at it, especially since it's not something I'd ever play solo.

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

I don't mind failing. Failing in this game feels entirely fair, which is a rare thing. I just doubt I'd play it enough to get any good at it, especially since it's not something I'd ever play solo.

If you played this with me, neo and skip. I guarantee you we could get through at least half the missions on hard without us having played them much.

If we're playing on normal we could fly through this the hostage lives system is there to help people out if they were struggling with the game. Honestly though if we're playing you won't die all that easily seeing as i'm the most gung ho, while not even playing FPS games much at all and even i didn't die that much.

We didn't really die much at all, aside from when the fire glitched out and I burned to death over and over.

We were playing on easy though.

N-Dizzle wrote:

We didn't really die much at all, aside from when the fire glitched out and I burned to death over and over.

We were playing on easy though.

We got close to finishing that on normal with just two of us though. When we played on normal was when you got tazered and i got kaned by those guys from behind.

Panic room we actually did finish on normal in one try and we never got put into custody. Considering there were two of us we were fucking awesome, if i don't mind saying so myself.

Yeah we did well on that mission those fire escapes were brutal with all the cops shooting from below though I reckon they're gonna be instant death on higher difficulties.

Well I've got the game, so I can play whenever. I'm bust with Arkham City and Festival of Blood right now (which I bought on our account by the way, you guys should play it).

Can you two play?

Nah, not right now man, I'm getting my law on because I have my exam on tuesday.

After your exam we're gonna bro it up and finish every mission. As long as Buu doesn't get seen by any guards we should breeze through the stealth parts.

Hells yeah we are.

N-Dizzle wrote:

After your exam we're gonna bro it up and finish every mission. As long as Buu doesn't get seen by any guards we should breeze through the stealth parts.

You mean as long as you don't manage to get knocked out by enemies that we were certain did fuck all.

I'm pretty sure that was Sam Fisher in disguise it should be different next time we play.

Skip wrote:

Nah, not right now man, I'm getting my law on because I have my exam on tuesday.

Don't study, just watch Harvey Birdman. That'll teach you all you need to know.

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