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THIS BILL SURELY MUST BE A DEMON OF ALL SOR- Pffft, hahahaha.
Let's try and get me a bike.
JIM CRAMER WOULD NOT BE PLEASED!
Hello there, officer.
Baalji: "Well have you checked the backyard?"
Officer: "What? Why would we check there?"
Baalji: "Because I can see him from behind the fence."
Officer: "Sir, are you sticking your nose into private property?"
Baalji: "Ummmmm..."
Officer: "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to come down to the station with me."
*One nightstick beating later*
You're in the exact same place as me, jackass.
Faggot: "I kicked the trainer in the nads and stole his Pokemon and with the women... well, that didn't work out so well."
I'd rather you not get your fagginess all over my poke- you know what, I'm gonna end that sentence before it gets any worse.
God forbid he do the smart thing like me and get a Girlfriend while doing this. I've already got a gym leader, what do you have? Your fucking Squirtle?
My god, that was incredibly easy.
FFFFUUUU
Take that, you little bastard!
How did he beat Misty with these Pokemon?
Seriously! There is nothing in here that would explain why he won!
This is what? The third time?
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS SHIT!
I swear to god, if you make a smug comment...
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Thank go-
FUCKING LEAVE!
I WILL PUNCH YOU!
WHY DON'T ANY OF THESE BUTTONS PUNCH?!
This had better not be what I think it is.
LEAVE NOW!
AND IF I SEE YOU AGAIN, I'M GOING TO SMASH YOUR FACE IN, DECAPITATE YOU AND USE YOUR SKULL AS A FUCK TOY!
...Okay then, let's get back to what we were doing.
Is it a brand new car?
I'll buy a vowel!
I'll take an "N".
Ooh, a spin again!
Mmmmhmm.
I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat!
The answer is "Dark Side of the Moon"!
NEWCARNEWCARNEWCARNEWCARNEWCARNEWCAR!
...
You gave me a nugget and you want me to join Team Rocket?
YOU GAVE ME A FREAKING NUGGET?!
I EXPECTED A NEW FUCKING CAR, NOT A GOD DAMNED NUGGET!
BRING IT ON YOU WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE!
Let that be a lesson! When I expect fabulous prizes, I EXPECT A FUCKING CAR, YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS, MEAT!
Ew.
Woooo.
Go back to the fucking mountain.
I came here for tits.
Says the little bastard I just kicked the shit out of.
Under the moonlit sky as graceful...
Well, never mind then.
Let me guess, it's not red in the slightest, right?
Go drown your sorrows in that lake, you little bastard.
I'm about to take you across the world, baby.
*Several sexual noises later*
Baalji: 2 Faggot: 0
Not unless I crush your hopes and dreams right now.
Another life, destroyed.
Not anymore, Bachelor.
We met just now and you didn't even really see me.
Sure.
...O-Okay.
NOT RIGHT NOW.
I'll have to come back after this journey.
Who's the sexy Pokemon Trainer who knows all the moves and grooves?
BAALJI!
You're damn right.
They say this dog Baalji is one bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm just talkin' 'bout Baalji
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated 10-Year Old
And no one understands him but his woman.
BAALJI BAALSTAR!
Let's see if there's any money in here.
Hmm, nothing here.
I'll just use his computer to look up some adult stuff.
Teleporter? Who the fuck lives here, Jeff Goldblum?
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*Inhales Deeply*
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I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!
Subject: Re: The Tale of Baalji 
Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:34 pm
