Kima Quickshot - Games that can GO FUCK THEMSELVES!

I feel like venting about a triad of games that have gotten me so angry that I never want to play them ever again! HERE THEY FUCKING ARE!

Need for Speed: Most Wanted - I do absolutely EVERYTHING I can to improve my vehicle, my technique, and all other controllable factors, and STILL that fucking boss race at the 2/3 point (to unlock the final third of the city) is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! Drove (no pun intended) me so mad that I deleted my data outright! FUCK YOU!

Tekken 5 / Tekken (series) - WHAT THE HELL! Seriously! There is something fucking wrong with a fighting game that you cannot even finish Arcade mode in on the easiest difficulty! There's "having a deep fighting system" and then there's "completely unforgiving to newcomers"! FUCK YOU!

Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3 - Same damn problem as NFS:MW... cannot pass the fucking 2/3 point! FUCK MANDA! Fucking near-impossible to touch, and fucking COMPLETELY impossible to dodge that damnable tail sweep... EVER! Also, FUCK YOU FOR FREEZING ON ME AS I SAVE MY EXTENSIVE PROGRESS!

Whoa, calm down bro. XD

NFS and Tekken too hard? You sure there?

I'm not saying NFS is too hard in general; heck, I love Underground 2. However, a particular race in Most Wanted (one of the "bosses") seems to be fucking impossible for me. I must have tried it a hundred times, despite trying everything to win.

And yes! Tekken is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!

Oh yeah, it was you that couldn't play Tekken. HAHAHAHAHA!

Kimarous wrote:

Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3 - Same damn problem as NFS:MW... cannot pass the fucking 2/3 point! FUCK MANDA! Fucking near-impossible to touch, and fucking COMPLETELY impossible to dodge that damnable tail sweep... EVER! Also, FUCK YOU FOR FREEZING ON ME AS I SAVE MY EXTENSIVE PROGRESS!

Summons are actully quite easy, Dash, Up+OOO Combo, repeat

And what are you playing it on? I've heard of freezing on the Slim PS2 and PS3, I have a big PS2 and never had a problem

just be bryan on tekken
if you're crap he's the kinda character you need

@Moose - Gee, thanks for laughing at my uncharacteristic "I could kill someone right now" anger.

@Sauce - I have tried that many times now; IT JUST DOESN'T WORK! I've even cranked down the difficulty to its lowest and everything! As for the freezing, I do use a slim PS2, but I have never had it freeze on me before.

@Superbuu3 - One character does not redeem an entire roster. That game has caused me enough grief.

Maybe you should buy a Gamecube and play Animal Crossing, I don't think you can lose in that one.

Or you could play Barbie's Magical Adventure. I heard it's not possible to die in that one.

Play Okami.

Heck, if you think MFS MW is hard, try playing Midnight Club Los Angeles, It's a great game, but the AI is brutal, and it's the only game that consistently makes me yell swear words at the TV.

Kimarous wrote:

@Sauce - I have tried that many times now; IT JUST DOESN'T WORK! I've even cranked down the difficulty to its lowest and everything! As for the freezing, I do use a slim PS2, but I have never had it freeze on me before.

No, it's very possible, and yeah, a lot of people have reported it freezing on Slim PS2's, even more people for PS3's

HO NUVA LEVO' wrote:

Play Okami.

That game does look interesting... maybe after I go to EB Games* and exchange these games that frustrate me so, as well as other cruddy games I never play (*cough*Wreckless*cough*), I'll have enough credit to exchange for it or another game I might like.

*Unlike many locations, I have a very good EB Games in my local area. Only once have we been screwed over by them, resulting in a strong complaint and one very well-deserved sacking.

Kimarous wrote:

@Moose - Gee, thanks for laughing at my uncharacteristic "I could kill someone right now" anger.

Killing is the 6th amendment (that's the english word, rite?)

It's commandment.

Amendments is what you put in a constitution.

Realized like a second ago. Thanks

Although killing is most likely an amendment too. >_>

Kimarous wrote:

Only once have we been screwed over by them, resulting in a strong complaint and one very well-deserved sacking.

We need details.

Kimarous wrote:

HO NUVA LEVO' wrote:

Play Okami.

That game does look interesting... maybe after I go to EB Games* and exchange these games that frustrate me so, as well as other cruddy games I never play (*cough*Wreckless*cough*), I'll have enough credit to exchange for it or another game I might like.

*Unlike many locations, I have a very good EB Games in my local area. Only once have we been screwed over by them, resulting in a strong complaint and one very well-deserved sacking.

You'll love it, the game rocks like hell! Maybe it'll make you want to do an Okami fic in the future, someone doing a fanfic of that would be badass...*coughMooseluvsOkamisohemustdoitifhecanrightnowcough*

FUCK YEAR OKAMI

SimianWonder wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Only once have we been screwed over by them, resulting in a strong complaint and one very well-deserved sacking.

We need details.

Yeah, because as justified as you may have thought it was, you have a tendency to overreact over little things.

Vergil wrote:

Or you could play Barbie's Magical Adventure. I heard it's not possible to die in that one.

Prince of persia (the new one) qualifies on that point also

um, How's about Chakan: The Forever Man?

He's got infinite lives.

Sarbud wrote:

SimianWonder wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Only once have we been screwed over by them, resulting in a strong complaint and one very well-deserved sacking.

We need details.

Yeah, because as justified as you may have thought it was, you have a tendency to overreact over little things.

My aunt was trying to get me a particular game (namely, "Sid Meier's Pirates" for the PC) for my birthday a few years back. This was during the "Pirates of the Caribbean" craze, hence my desire for it, and henceforth many others wanted it. My aunt couldn't find it anywhere, since they kept selling out.

She asked the girl at EB (a newbie employee, no less) if they had it. The girl, seeing no copies and having no knowledge of the product, outright lies to my aunt and says "they don't make them anymore". As such, my aunt looks for it on the internet and eventually bought a copy from the official site; counting extra-fast shipping (my birthday was very close), the total cost came to roughly 100 Canadian. Right before it arrived, however, EB got a bunch of copies of the game, each only 20-30 Canadian.

Naturally, my aunt was pissed that, because of a blatant uninformed lie, she had to pay at least 70 bucks more than she had to. She reported the employee to the store's manager, who apologized for the error. Given how we never saw that girl at EB again, we presume she got sacked over that debacle.