Kaio's great DBZ sub/dub comparison! (Completed!)

DBZ episode 101

Japanese title: “I’m Staying On This Planet!!! A Final Wish Towards Victory”
English title: “The Last Wish”

Freeza: What? Is your phone call over? Good thing they reached you before I disconnected the number!

Seriously, who makes up this stuff?

There was a stupid joke by Kaio in this ep, but I can’t be arsed to write it all down and make a witty comment about it.

DBZ episode 102

Japanese title: “Let’s Get It On!! Two Remain On a Vanishing Planet”
English title: “Duel on a Vanishing Planet”

U GAIS REMEMBAH WEN FREIZA SED HE WAS GEY? LOLOLOL

funi should be annhilated

Not really since they're making One Piece epic now.

But yeah if it was still 2000 or so they should've been annihilated like 4Kids should be annihilated now.

I was watching toonami and usoop had krillin's voice during the skypie arc, also were can i watch dub?

cool man
by the way is this the uncut version?

There are probably some episodes left on Youtube and Megavideo. Don't count on it though since Funi is very tight and has vids deleted immediately. There's only 26 eps dubbed of the Skypiea arc anyway.

As for the first 13 uncut eps, they're probably somewhere on a torrent site.

Monkey D. Luffy wrote:

cool man
by the way is this the uncut version?

Yes.

DBZ episode 103

Japanese title: “Pathos of Freeza! Once He Starts Shaking, He’s Unstoppable”
English title: “Pathos of Frieza”

Freeza: Round and round the monkey goes, if he should stop then off with his nose!

No. Just no.

DBZ episode 104

Japanese title: “Goku’s Declaration of Victory!! As Freeza Destroys Himself”
English title: “Frieza Defeated!!”

Freeza: That’s a pretty good trick for a primate!
Goku: I don’t see why you call saiyans by such mindless names. The only thing it does is reveal your own fear and ignorance!

Humans are primates too, smartfucks. >_> OH NOEZ WHAT WILL THEY CALL POOR GOKU NEXT? HUMAN BEING????

DBZ episode 105

Japanese title: “Freeza Defeated!! A Single Blast Packed With A Totality Of Rage”
English title: “Mighty Blast of Rage”

Like a little circus chimp! Come on, come on! See the spectacular chimp in a maze! Where will he run today?

Let’s be happy this is Freeza’s last horrible dub line.

Japanese Goku: You stupid bastard!!
English Goku: You fool!!

Long live uncut dialogue.

DBZ episode 106

Japanese title: “Planet Namek’s Great Explosion!! Goku Dissapeared Into Space”
English title: “Namek’s Explosion... Goku’s End?”

Yamcha: He’s like the Great Houdini or something!

Different Earth, remember? K.

DBZ episode 107

Japanese title: “Son Goku Survived – The Z Warriors All Ressurected”
English title: “Goku’s Alive!!”

The dub makes a mistake in that they wish back Krillin’s spirit to the check-in station. It’s supposed to be “here” where they want to wish his spirit. Becausee they wished his spirit to the check-in station in the dub, it creates an inconsistency because Krillin is revived on Earth, and not in the Afterlife.

Japanese Porunga: His body and clothes which were destroyed were restored as a special service.
Ghetto Porunga: Hey yo, people let’s move it! One more wish!

Yo nig, stop ruining important lines yo.

Narrator: The first wish was used to bring back the young emperor Chaozu.

Wait, what? Trying to make movies fit into the main storyline, ey?

Fail.

Actually that word sums up season 3 pretty well.

Fail.

But it's over now. Yay.

On to season 4!

yay! Season 4! And..... Ghetto Porunga!?

Yes. English Porunga = Ghetto Prounga because of his sexy manner of speech.

DBZ episode 108

Japanese title: “Terrible Happenings in Heaven!! Garlic Jr. to Become Kami!?”
English title: “The Heavens Tremble”

Garlic Jr.: After 10 years of exile in the Dead Zone...

10 years?! You were locked away by a 4 year old Gohan and at the moment he’s... 5. >_>

No mention of the fact that it’s been 10 months since Freeza’s defeat.

Krillin: [something I couldn’t understand]
Gohan: That’s the worst Humphrey Bogart imitation I’ve ever heard!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

In the dub Maron can receive Roshi’s approval by giving him a kiss. In the original she gets the approval if Roshi can Pafu-pafu her hooters (which is obvious by the way he holds his hands).

Icarus is a made up Funi name. Like THE CAT, Higher Dragon is just supposed to be Higher Dragon.

The Black Water Mist was originally called Aquamist and the Spice Boys were called the Four Monarchs.

Oh I can't wait for BIG DADDY GARLIC!!!

Wait, wait, wait! The four Monarchs = The SPICE BOYS!? FUNI is now on my blacklist! Just between Meatloaf's hooters and Jan Thomas

DBZ episode 109

Japanese title: “Black Mist of Terror!! Everyone Turns Demonic”
English title: “Black Fog of Terror”

Dub Kami mentions that Garlic Jr. and his father want to make Earth a place for the serpent race, then goes on to explain the entire history of the serpent race. There is never ever a serpent race mentioned in the original. Ever.

DBZ episode 110

Japanese title: “The Heavenly Realm is the Battlefield!! Piccolo Becomes Devilish Again”
English title: “Battle in Kami’s Lookout”

The Makyo Star approaching Earth only happens every 5000 years in the original, but in the dub it’s 12000.

Vegeta calls Goku by his Earth name again.

Roronoa Kaio wrote:

DBZ episode 109

Japanese title: “Black Mist of Terror!! Everyone Turns Demonic”
English title: “Black Fog of Terror”

Dub Kami mentions that Garlic Jr. and his father want to make Earth a place for the serpent race, then goes on to explain the entire history of the serpent race. There is never ever a serpent race mentioned in the original. Ever.

That's a big addition. What's Kami saying in the original when that's going on?

Nothing.

They just showed footage from the first DBZ movie. The footage being the part with the Garlic flashback when he tried to take over the world, but was defeated by the previous Kami.

DBZ episode 111

Japanese title: “Direct Confrontation with Piccolo!! An Angry Masenko in the Heavenly Realm”
English title: “Fight With Piccolo”

Garlic Jr.: Now I remember! That kid has the ability to nullify my power!

No. He’s just stronger than you.

After Vegeta destroys that meteor in space and almost catches up to Goku he suddenly starts babbling about having found out the secret of the super saiyan. Of course, any idiot can spot this was mindless Funi babble. In the original he’s just happy to see that Goku has raised his skill and power yet again and that he will go even beyond that. Nothing more.

funi! the four monachrs? I have lost many fans because of the garlic jr saga!

I remember being confused by that 10 years line when I first saw this on CN.