Kaio's great DBZ sub/dub comparison! (Completed!)

time for ze lulz

DBZ episode 68

Japanese title: “At Last, a Direct Confrontation!! Commander Ginyu Takes the Field”
English title: “Ginyu Assault”

General stuff:

- Goku sounds soooooooo horrible. There is no feeling at all in his voice. It’s the same monotone, “badass” Superman voice throughout the episode. It’s horrible.

- There was this really stupid conversation between Ginyu and Jeice without Jeice being on screen. Yes, that means it falls under off-screen bullshit. And nobody likes off-screen bullshit.

Stupid as fuck lines:

Burter: How did you get so fast?!
Goku: It must be my diet. I eat pretty wholesome foods.

Oh Jesus that was stupid.

Burter: Your diet, huh? Well, I’m about to make my fist part of your diet!!!

lolol a Burter Burn lol

Jeice: Sometimes you gotta know when to go go go!!!

No. Just no no no.

Goku: Hey, then there’s still a chance to wish Piccolo and the others back to this dimension!

OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!

DBZ episode 69

Japanese title: “Incredible Force!! Did You See Goku’s Full Power?”
English title: “Incredible Force!”

Goku: You know, you don’t have to hurt other people for amusement. Helping people can be fun too.

._.

Wha?

He said:

HELPING PEOPLE CAN BE FUN TOO.

Have I entered the Twilight Zone or something?

Next episode is worse.

Here's a sneak peek:

Spoiler:

Oh fuck you Funimation.

This is actually worse than 4Kids. They get hate for what tey do, but the Funi DBZ dub gets praised all the fucking time!

...Fuck you Fanboys.

DBZ episode 70

Japanese title: “Which Way Will the Battle Go!? Freeza’s Evil Hand Closes Around the Grand Elder”
English title: “Frieza Approaches”

Goku: There’s no need to be scared of me. Just say you’re sorry for what you’ve done and leave and no harm will come to you.

This is sooo wrong. >_>

Goku: It’s bad karma!

OH NOEZ! BAD KARMA!

Nail: You should check with the chamber of commerce, friend.

I’m sorry. I didn’t know such a poor planet had A CHAMBER OF COMMERCE WHAT THE FUCK.

Freeza: I don’t want to burst your bubble boys, but you have the fighting power of a boyscout troop.

JESUS FUCK WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU MASTAH.

*Gouges out eyes*

Oh God, WTF did they do to DBZ man?

DBZ episode 71

Japanese title: Surprise!! Goku is Ginyu and Ginyu is Goku”
English title: “Goku is Ginyu and Ginyu is Goku”

General stuff:

Freeza claims to be 500,000 times stronger than Nail. Nail’s powerlevel is 42,000. 500,000 times 42,000 is 21,000,000,000. Bullshit. Of course, in the Japanese version Freeza says his powerlevel is 530,000.

Stupid as fuck lines:

Freeza: Here. You might want to use it as a backscratcher! Hahahahahahahaha!

No. Unfunny.

Freeza: A backscratcher! Where do I come up with this stuff?!

Funi’s bullshit writing staff.

Bulma: Just my luck! Dino here isn’t even breaking a sweat!

FLINTSTONES MEET THE FLINTSTONES WE’LL HAVE A YABBA DABBA DOO TIME

Ginyu: I’m sure Frieza will be glad to hear that I’ve defeated Goku.

Oh, I’m sorry. When did these two meet again?

This is SO wrong! What have they DONE!?

Call me when you get to the Garlic Jr. saga, so far it's just dbzuncensored again. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that dbzuncensored already touched on all these points.

Sarbud wrote:

Call me when you get to the Garlic Jr. saga, so far it's just dbzuncensored again. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that dbzuncensored already touched on all these points.

I know that.

I'm trying to find stuff Chris Psaros hasn't though.

DBZ episode 72

Japanese title: “Come Forth, Super Shen Long!! Grant Me My Wish”
English title: “Calling the Eternal Dragon”

Vegeta: Even with Captain Ginyu inside Goku’s body, it doesn’t take away from Goku’s original strength.

Vegeta: Even with Captain Ginyu inside Goku’s body, it doesn’t take away from Goku’s original strength.

Vegeta: Even with Captain Ginyu inside Goku’s body, it doesn’t take away from Goku’s original strength.

Lolfail

Goku: That’s what you think, Captain Cocky!

Did you see that? Goku just OWNED THE SHIT out of Ginyu!

DBZ episode 73

Japanese title: “That Ain’t Me! Gohan, Don’t Lose Your Nerve, Hit Your Father!!”
English title: “Gohan, Defeat Your Dad!!”

Jeice: In your dreams, Vegeta! That’ll be the day a wimpy saiyan like you can beat even the weakest of the Ginyu Force!



lol

Goku: Now, let’s see what you can do when it’s three fighters that you’re trying to bully around!

Bully around? Seriously?

Goku: Vegeta, no! That kind of violence is pointless!

DevilKingBaal wrote:

Oh fuck you Funimation.

DBZ episode 74

Japanese title: “Whoops!! Ginyu Has Turned Into a Frog”
English title: “Captain Ginyu... the Frog”

Vegeta: By tapping into the system, we should have Goku up to speed in no time.

>_>

Krillin: Wow! Mondo cool!
Vegeta: That’s right boys! Mondo cool!

MOOOOOOOOOOONDOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Krillin: Are the shoes and gloves made out of the same material?
Vegeta: Shut up.

That’s just mean. In the original Vegeta says “I suppose”, which makes much more sense than this random insult.

DBZ episode 75

Japanese title: “Thou Who Hast Gathered the Seven Balls ...Now Speak Forth the Password”
English title: “Password is Porunga”

General stuff:

Porunga originally translates to “God of Dreams”, but in the dub it’s changed to “Dragon of Love”.

DBZ episode 77

Japanese title: “Birth of the Mightiest Warrior? Nail and Piccolo Merge”
English title: “The Fusion”

Piccolo: THIS IS AMAZING! I FEEL INCREDIBLE! YES! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS! YES! I’M HOME! I’M ALIVE! THIS IS ALL A MIRACLE! I’M AWAKE! I’M WIDE AWAKE!

*cums*

Also, Vegeta counting down to Freeza’s transformation is, of course, dub only. In the original Freeza said that he didn’t need to transform to kill King Vegeta and destroy the saiyan homeplanet. Vegeta responded by saying that he surpassed the king as a kid.

DAMN YOU FUNI

DBZ episode 78

Japanese title: : “A Nightmare Super-Transformation!! Freeza’s Battle Power of One Million”
English title: “Fighting Power: One Million??”

In the original the main mission of the saiyans was to kill Freeza. King Vegeta didn’t give a rat’s ass about his son. In the dub this is changed of course and the main priority is now saving the prince.

DBZ episode 79

Japanese title: “Is This the End!? A Brutally Transcendent Power Attacks Gohan”
English title: “Gohan Attacks”

Freeza: Yeehaw! That’s it bumparoo! Ride ‘em, cowboy!

STOP TALKING STOP TALKING NOW.

Krillin’s line about wanting to get married is cut. This is the first of many such lines that are going to be cut. Funi apparantly doesn’t like Krillin’s dream.

Gohan screams Masenko while clearly doing a different attack.

Vegeta: So what are we going to do now, Einstein?!

NEWTON. EINSTEIN. THEY DON’T EXIST IN THE DBZ WORLD. SO STOP MENTIONING THEM.