Skip Plays Pokemon White

I pursued Team Plasma into a forest, and caught this:


It was a bitch to catch as it knew Leech Seed, Synthesis, Mega Drain and Sleep Powder.

I got the skull back, everyone's happy, don't meddle in Plasma's affairs again, yadda yadda.

Now I'm in some enormous city.

Caught this little champ.



I also tried to challenge the gym, but the leader ran off saying soemthing about Team Plasma in the city, so I gues I should follow him.

Whoop, first fire type:

Ok, I sorted out Team Plasma in the city.

Got an amulet coin for forming a break dance crew (true story)

Beat the gym leader.

And my pigeon evolved.

Beat my female rival again, she had some sort of epiphany.

Most things look cute any badass pokemon yet. Also i'm aware it sounds retarded asking for something badass in pokemon but what you gonna do.

I think the crocodile and the lighting zebra will get more badass when they evolve.

I know my starter will get less badass when it evolves, though. D:

Yeah, my lightning zebra thingy just evolved and looks cool as all hell.

I made my way through a desert to arrive in another large town, not quite as loud as the other though.

I'm going to explore the next route before I challenge the gym as versed the first trainer and it seems I'm a tad underlevelled.

The fire type is a tank though, it's great.

Caught this motherfucker.

Cained the electric gym with my ground crocodile, lighting zebra and ninja otter.

True to form, my male rival insists on challenging me after every gym battle.

Destroyed him with my godly type-coverage.

My lighting zebra evolved.

Crossed a massive bridge, and now I'm playing detective in some snow village looking for Team Plasma. They're really playing large part in this game.

I also caught this, because it's what would happen if a Diglett had sex with a mushroom.

Team Plasma taken care of once again, the gym leader invites me to challenge him.

Hmm, so the gym in the snowy town is of the ground type, and it seems to have water types in it.

Should be interesting.

Ok, so I barely managed to beat him with a combination of potions and revives.

Mainly because of this motherfucker.

Skip wrote:

My lighting zebra evolved.

that is badass

Lightning zebra? Ground crocodile? YES!

Yeah, the lighting zebra is a badass, look at those motherfucking lighting stripes.

Also, the ground croc will eventually be this:

Apparently i like horses my top 3 pets would be lightning zebra, rapidash and robot unicorn with built in Erasure sound system.

I really like kitty cats

Ok, so my ground croc became more badass.


And I caught these things.




I find my way into a cave which is occupied by electric bugs, where I'm confronted by some team Plasma goons, and challenged to take them on.

I just got my first bagde im like two pages behind you lol.