Skip Plays Pokemon White

So I called myself Skip, and I chose motherfucking Mijumaru. (the water one)

It seems I have two rivals in this. Both of them battled me.

So I fucked up Pokabu's shit. It's the fire starter. It's slower than Mijumaru but stronger.

And I fucked up Tsuarjia's shit up. It's faster but weaker.

So it seems like I chose the middle ground.

Alright, I can now catch pokemon.

This was my starter:


This is the first pokemon I caught: Minezumi.

Caught this motherfucker.


Also, Mijumaru learned Water Gun, and is beastly.

Ok, so the evil team in this is Team Plasma, who believe in pokemon superiority over humans.

FUCKYESRUNNINGSHOES

Skip wrote:

Ok, so the evil team in this is Team Plasma, who believe in pokemon superiority over humans.

Probably furries.

Caught this thing. Seems shit, I'll box it along with the hypnoracoon.

Yooterri is a fucking beast.

Rival 1 battled me again.

My badass Yooterri kicked the shit out of her Yooterri, despite the potion she used like a faggot.

Then her Pokabu copped a water gun to the face.

Made it to the next city, after exploring a bit I decided to hit up the pokemon school.

Rival 2 was in there, so Yooterii kicked his teeth in. He had Tsutarja and Choroneko.

Gym time. Looks as though I'll be fighting a grass type trainer.

My Mijumaru takes out his Yooterii.

He send out some sort of grass monkey, so I switch to my Yooterii.

A combination of Leer and Tackle puts it down, and I win.

Some scientist lady invites me up to her room. She gave me the HM for Cut,a nd sent me on a quest to get some 'Dream Smoke', which I assume is pokemon talk for marijuana.

Ok, so apparently it's some special gas produced by certain psychic pokemon. So Team Plasma peat up on the pokemon so that it will cough up the gas.

Niggers tried to steal my pokemon, to 'liberate' them. Naturally, I sent them packing. They dress in a sort of cross between a medieval knight and an astronaut.

So then their boss arrives, but it turns out it was the dream smoke making them see him. The pokemon took off, but left some smoke behind.

Ok, so route 3 was quite eventful.

Rival 2 comes at me again because getting beaten twice wasn't enough for him. So I put him down again.

I catch a badass lighting zebra


and a pigeon


I put them both in my party.

Then I have to rescue some girl's pokemon, so I go to a cave to confront 4 team plasma grunts, beat them all easily.

Then I catch this thing.


Which I boxed as of now, but I may call on it later.

Yooterii evolved.

Apparently the next gym uses the normal type, but I won't go there just yet.

I caught this thing:

I caught what appears to be the Machop of the gen.

And my starter evolved.

This thing looks fucking crazy and badass in a weird way:

Caught this guy.

Alrighty, gym time once again. Gonna use that fighting pokemon I just caught.

Wow. Waded through every pokemon thrown at me easily, the fighting pokemon gained 4 levels by caining everything.

Then the leader sent out the evolved form of the hypnoracoon, which was like 3 levels ahead of my team. And it RAPED all of my pokemon single handedly.

But then I rematched her, and crushed it easily.

Team Plasma stole the skull of a dragon skeleton from the museum. So now I have to team up with some other gym leader to stop them.