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PostSubject: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 3:37 pm

It's been a while since I last played a FF. I think it was VI three or so years ago.

I suck at RPG's so this may take a while.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 4:10 pm

this is a very simple game, so you'll do fine.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 6:32 pm

I'm now at the end of chapter 2.

Characters are very stereotypical. And the girls all look alike.

It's kind of addicting though.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 6:32 pm

And I'm already unable to follow the story.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 7:26 pm

Sazh is pretty cool from what I saw on a stream and seeing Lightning punch Snow in the face three times was fun.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 7:33 pm

Lightning is the introverted hardass, Snow is the self-appointed hero, Sazh is the token black guy, Hope is the emo kid and Vanille is the super cheery jailbait.

Snow and Sazh are fun though.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 7:33 pm

So Vanille is basically what Yuffie was?

Although without any of the charm Yuffie had?
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 7:43 pm

Yes. Though she's only had one chapter of screentime and only Hope to interact with.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Mar 30, 2010 7:49 pm

Whats Hope wants
Spoiler:
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeWed Mar 31, 2010 2:14 am

Most of the characters get better later on. Except Hope.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeThu Apr 01, 2010 3:38 am

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeSat Apr 03, 2010 9:27 pm

OKAY

Currently on chapter 7. Just watched what was probably the best cutscene yet.

Lightning: I'm opening up to her. I dunno, she's getting better and nicer.
Snow: He was MIA for a while, but I still rather like him.
Sazh: The best character in RPG. Ever.
Vanille: Needs to die a horrible death. Fucking cheery loli shit.
Hope: This guy sucks massive balls. The only thing he does is whine whine whine. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. This guy brings whiny emo bitch to a whole new level and his reason for being such a twat is completely unjustified too.
Fang: Haven't seen much of her, but she seems cool.

Game is pretty standard. Some places look beautiful, some places look like trash. So far it's been pretty easy, but I don't mind that.

The story is a mess. I can't comprehend anything of that shit and I don't care either. Most cutscenes bore me to tears, especially the ones with Hope. I do have to give it to S-E that they finally nailed character expressions and they don't look like emotionless dolls anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeSat Apr 03, 2010 9:28 pm

so hope would be an ironic name then?
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeSat Apr 03, 2010 9:35 pm

It's actually mentioned in the game. It went something like:

Lightning: Hope. What we need is hope. And that's you... Hope.
Hope: IT'S JUST A NAME IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeSun Apr 04, 2010 12:14 am

Kaio wrote:
I do have to give it to S-E that they finally nailed character expressions and they don't look like emotionless dolls anymore.

That's bullshit and you know it.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeSun Apr 04, 2010 6:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeTue Apr 06, 2010 8:13 pm

I just finished Chapter 9 and I had an ephiphany:

This game fucking sucks.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeWed Apr 07, 2010 1:00 am

Hahahaahaha. You're going to love Ch. 10

It's the worst part of the game, incredibly long and tedious.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeWed Apr 07, 2010 9:59 pm

This ought to be a fun pickup when the someone I know will let me borrow it. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeWed Apr 07, 2010 10:01 pm

I have to post my epic rant of epic here.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeWed Apr 07, 2010 10:01 pm

Once again I'll have to go through the fucking battle system to prove how much it sucks.

Sigh.

In a traditional RPG, which translates to ROLE PLAYING GAME, you play a role. You play a role in the sense that you control the characters' actions and decide their decisions. All in battle, of course.

Is this prsent in XIII? No, strike one. In XIII you control the main character (which you can't even change up till the end of chapter 9, might I add) and that's it. Auto-attack is the preferred way of attacking, because manually selecting attacks is a pain to do every ten seconds.

That's right, kids. Every ten seconds. Because unlike in traditional (turn based) RPG's you don't spend time deciding your attacks, instead you have about 5 seconds to quickly make up some battle commands to attack.

Rinse, repeat. It's a bitch to do.

And worst of all, you only control ONE character. You can only point out a generalised direction the CPU needs to take. But changing parapligms gets annoying after a while and the shots of characters changing their stance ruins the flow of battle. Not to mention the times when Hope heals the wrong character, the character that is not me, after which I die. Well done.

Well, at least I can decide some things outside of battle an- uh oh.

It's just a straight path.

There is nothing to do.

Until chapter 11, of couse, but you're already bored before that.

Even Kingdom Hearts 2 had some diversity to it. Here it's just walk straight past, look at pretty graphics, fight, use a strategy that always work, rinse repeat and this is what the entire game comes down to on the worst levels.

You run down a corridor. It looks amazing and you get a sense you're in a fantastic location and you really want to explore it. You can't. You continue down that corridor, occasionlly picking up trasure chests. Eventually you run into a monster. You fight it, defeat it and get 3, mebber 4 stars. Infuriated you find something like it and fight again, changing your strategy a tiny bit to make yourself faster. After a few fights you eventually find the fight system that works for you and you will use that in pretty much every battle even remotely similar to the one you first fought and gain 5 starts every time. In fact you'll gain them with robotic precision as the computer does most of the work for you and all you have to do is get the timing of the Paradigm switch down. So in all of the game I've been running down pretty corridors, repeating button presses and eventully I started to feel like I was playing DDR. I'd just memorised a series of button presses and was using them on every fight and I rarely got less than 5 stars. Same with the bosses, you work out a strategy and button press away!

They forgot one thing though.

MAKE THE GAME FUN.

What's the goddamn point of a boss' gigantic HP which I take hours to deplete with little to no effort because I figured out his attack pattern and have found a way to counter them.

That's not fun, that's not rewarding. That's time wasting bullshit that only delusional FF otaku fanboys think is a great battle system.

I mean where's the IMMERSION?

In any of the old school ones if I just got hit with a powerful attack I'm thinking "Oh shit, where's my white mage, need white mage, everyone's on 5hp where's my white mage no fuck off knight go defend or something, i need a white mage, oh shit he's charging up, gonna die gonna die, better use an x-potion or something, last saved 3 hours ago, shit shit shit"

In XII "Just got hit, life's low, switch paradigms, spam A, spam A, spam A, spam A, all better, switch to attacking mode, better be faster on those button presses if I want to get a high score."

There is nothing enjoyable about the fights.

They are repetative.

They are annoying.

They take anywhere from 1.5-8 minutes for very little reward.

The locations are depressing.

The music is grating.

I have no desire to level.

And yet, I've spent a lot of time leveling the past few hours.

And since they've designed the game as such, despite having spent significant time and money leveling myself and weapons, with no stats EVER really giving you an advantage in battle and it being merely a game of attrition, I have no desire to continue.

It is a bloody waste of time.

As are all video games.

BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT AS BORING AS THIS PILE OF SHIT.

Rot in fucking hell developers.
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that rant is full of win
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Wow.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to play FFXIII now   I'm going to play FFXIII now Icon_minitimeFri Apr 09, 2010 1:27 am

This game sucks balls.

From day one I knew it was going to be shit. It didn't catch my attention when the first bit of info was released to the public or when the trailer was shown.

Anyway, hopefully Versus will be make up for it. I heard it was going to be action based kinda like Kingdom Hearts.
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