Raziel's Run: Lets play Emerald

Current party as i enter the new town

I just realised how much of a beast kima is, he even nulls normal and has no weaknesses

Oh wow the ppl on this island are awesome, giving presents to a drifter like me

Uh i spoke to soon, we;re on the beach and she gives sand what a bitch i could of picked that up myself

Xalas attempting to harden his tackle is enough to make any opponent faint

no, and especially at the angle your looking at it shortass

2 pokemon matches are handled differently here as ithey actually allow your opponent to switch pokemon

The kids on the beach ask retarded question soi proceed to steal there lunch money

I enter this competition then win it,m i'm awarded a full heal and wonder why i did it

o_O seriously isn't that a little complicated for the average gamer to comprehend let alone the really little kids who play this

Another hardened tackle related death

He didn't forget his scooby do acting lessons. Also surely meddling kids are the most likely to meddle

I wonder if he's as tough as giovanni, ooo theres a team magma i sense plot twists

obviously as every good henchmen knows that to carry out tasks discretely and unnoticed one must wear a uniform

This guy was rejected as a bad guy for a bond film

Fortunately there consequences are normally poke battles

I'm not suprised why team aqua hate me these guys have seriously got me mixed up in there business, as they were to cheap to hire security

I just love it when ppl love me based on being a celebrity, its deep shit

The treat the sea like a fish tank, dude these guys are weird

Furry alert

Oooo finally single laydeez, and she apparently smells nice, i best not use xalas he'd scare her off
i wonder if i can get her in a pokeball

oh its may again, she challenges me to a duel she's nice enough though so she's not as annoying as the dude in the other games


no match for my hax team, i also forget scizor is a bug type and weak to fire

ZOMG he tranformed (in this game early evolutions are encouraged well at least to second form

This dudes weird he leaves a sign outside saying he's the trickmaster and entices children in and they get trapped in his basement
SRSLY that sounds so wrong

he doesn't seem to know what a trick is considering his trick was having cuttable trees stopping me getting to him

I prepare my team for this electric gym realising i have no monsters strong against electric attacks >_>

Gotta love the terrible puns

I decide to rely heavily on haseo a water type with some ground attack moves, this tactic is a double edged sword

Fortunately for me my gamble pays off and i defeat the gym leader

I take my badge and now thats 3 gyms down, i was told when i get 4 badges i can challenge my father

TO BE CONTINUED

ewww twins i wonder which is the evil one

isn't throwing your kid into a pokeball kinda cruel

fortunately he doesn't use his son to battle me so i successfully beat him, without feeling bad

he caught himself in his zipper

You'd think fishermen would have a better knowledge of fish pokemon,
unfortunately in this game this is about the tenth fisherman trainer i fought who only used magikarp

Fishing is now not only boring but frustrating, you need to tap a at the correct time when you get a bite of the fish get away

Trickmaster challenges me to a second game of escape the pedo

Going by how awful they are i'm suprised anyone would want there name attached to them

This sounds more like your scared to fight ppl so your just gonna hide and hope no one reaches you

Lots of school schildren have been lured into the deep dark basement, for some reason my rescue attempts aare met with hostility

Sounds like he's gonna force me to play with him more jusy cause i won, i consider this a punishment not a prize *head desk*

Did this bitch just call me fat?

Oh i thought someone was torturing a cat i came to rescue it

the original odd couple

this sounds like a bad pun intended for the other character

I think your one man show was more ruined by the fact there were two of you


This dude gives me a free bike for doing nothing and now there are two bike types a stunt one and a racing one
I go for the stunt one thinking this sounds like it would be fun

i bust out some tricks.... on second thoughts i'm takling the mach bike >_>

Oooo a happy family lets see if i can fix that

A true warrior never steps down from a challenge, hopefully this is good practice for the next gym considering this could potantially be 24 fights with no break

You won't after i put you in a world of pain RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The first fight is effortless i defeat the enemy and i barely break a sweat. Mind this is an endurance fight, lets see if my luck will hold up

ooo its the mum i hope shes a milf

Oh she dressses like hilary clinton, she's going DOWN

Sorry lady i'm not interested

Oh its a hobbit

Yes, bitch i was so fast you didn't even notice it

Whoa granny winstrate is pissed she wants to bitch slap me, but regardless of age and gender i believe in equal rights so i'm opening a can of whoopass

Yeah i fight for truth and justice, i had to prove tghat little shit right , i'm nice like that

These bitches be tripping trying to be a downer over my awesome victory, although i do wonder if this kid will be my true rival

I'll have you know in a previous life i beat that shit

Thanks thats awesome when i beat your grandson i'll point out the reason he lost the championship is because his family helped me to defeat him

Possibly the most useless bit of information ever spoken, i've already beaten them so i don't care

Being stronger then an old granny is hardly newsbreaking, i've been on tv bitxh

Next time i'll try to get up to the next gyum battle maybe we'll bump into my new rival soon and we'kk find out if he lives up to the hype