Raziel's Run: Lets play Emerald

Apologies in advance I grew lazy screen capping
So basically I wentto the elite 4 with level 40ish pokemon and defeated them all but got destroyed by Wallace
So i went back and levelled my pokemon to 60 each to make sure i could take them all on


Little Raziel feels out of his depth, while he waits in the Elite 4's lobby

Hmm, he doesn't seem to threatening lets see what he's got

Absol was the most troublesome pokemon but Vergil gives him the old Brooklyn Rage

Speaking of RAGE its Sora, he was already this level before i had to grind like crazy and he easily decimates the remainder of pokemon.
The guy finds it fun to lose, i think this means he's always having fun cause he loses all the time

After a small intro into the elite 4 Raziel ups and leaves and decides to check out beach babes

Oh... she was actually a trainer, yeah she lost cause she didn't have the will of the warrior, then being a girl she had already lost (waits for sexism argument to start, as no one gets the reference)

She's old has class, I should give Chou her phone number, but she could be a possible furry she thinks my pokemon are hot, anything involving me a girl and pokemon just isn't right

I try to hold him off but my walrus decides to attack Captain Birdseye he just couldn't get enough of those fish fingers

Oh, hi Wallace what a big suprise? Its about as big as the suprise I got when i found out you were gay, I never thought anyting was remotely flamboyant about you

Seriously your getting straighter by the second, I never suspected a thing
Wallace is easily defeated by a skip sarbud combo

This is the least impressive room ever and peaks don't normally have staircases going up from them

May shows up late, Birch being the character that he is either said, "children should be seen and not heard" or "women may be able to obtain balls but they'll never have testicular fortitude"

Oh sizzle my comments are gonna get me bitched slapped or punished

O SNAP, i'm in a prison cell, probably locking me away so i can fight pokemon matches for there amusement, this room is where i will remain FOREVER

O right they were just gonna take pics of my pokemon I was totally clawing on to the door and crying to myself causes i don't like my pic taken >_>
Anyways we have from the top left to right Vergil, Sarbud, Xalas (aka Slagathor), Skip, Chou, Sora

Now I find out the game actually goes on for a few more hourws so i may retire these level 60s and start with little pokemons again, so prepare for the return of Haseo, BD, Kimarous and the new additions when i get them (should be Kaio, Tobi and Bob)