Alright, let's get back to this shit.
You were lying in the middle of the street earlier because you didn't have coffee, earlier? God, it's like that one episode of Dexter's Laboratory.
And I am now forced into a tutorial on how to catch Pokemon despite the fact I've already caught two of them.
There's more to being a Pokemon trainer than just throwing a ball and yelling at your monsters? God, I must be playing this game the wrong way.
Okay then, to Viridian Forest... I guess.
AHHH, THE OUTDOORS, THE WIDE-OPEN RANGE, WHAT WONDERS AWAIT ME HERE?!
...Things I figured out not five minutes ago, apparently.
Time for the slaughter.
Yeh.
I GET IT!
God, he'll be Charmeleon in no time.
That's gonna be really useful after I get out of this damned forest.
It's about time. Now let's catch it!
Motherfu-
Let's try this again.
DATS RITE, SON! I named him Bob by the way because the emulator apparently hates me when it comes to entering names.
My god.
Out of the forest and into another inaccurate city description.
Time to heal up.
Time for some Bob grindin'.
What da fux?
Am I having a stroke?!
And so Bob goes from useless to even more useless.
Took long enough, anyways.
Gee, I wonder what kind of trainer he is.
My god, he must be a fucking water-trainer, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Oh, I thought this guy was actually going to be a challenge.
Actually I'm about 7 feet from him, now if you wouldn't mind...
Sigh
Maim him horribly.
Nice to see I'll be getting Charmeleon right after the next fight.
YOU FAIL ASTRONOMY FOREVER!
I had no idea. I thought the sign outside and sign inside dictated what I was going to be making bad jokes about.
Enough with the rock puns, please.
Seriously, stop it.
Mind = Blown
At least you aren't making rock puns.
And after the onslaught of dialogue from Seto Kaiba's retarded brother, we begin.
LES GETIT ONNNNNN!
Molten Rock, coming right up!
All right, let's end this.
HOLY SHIT, THAT TURNED AROUND QUICKLY! Oh well, I'll kill him on the next hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_5jMCReWXIWell... I'm boned.
Come on Bob, save me!
Believe it or not... the one doing the critical hit is Bob. Like I said, I AM BONED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnHksDFHTQIWin, hopefully.
Oh god, thank you!
That was too fucking close.
That's right! BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR DIGITAL RULER!
FUCK YES! TIME TO RAPE EVERYTHING!
In the next update.