What the fuck did I watch?!

I went to see the Unborn recently, right? I sit through the entire fucking movie. I'm not scared once. Why the fuck did the commercials creep me out so much, but the actual movie sucked?

I was expecting this to be your typical Evil Spirit of a child comes back to kill you. LIKE THE GOOD 'OL DAYS WHEN HORROR MOVIES WERE ABOUT SCARING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

Here's what I got.

Some evil spirit decides to be an asshole and possess this one bitches miscarriaged twin brother. He scares the living shit out of her. She goes to see this bitch who apparently is her grandmother and was also a twin. FANTASTIC ORIGINALITY FUCKERS! It turns out her brother was killed by Nazi's at Auschwitz. And this asshole spirit possessed her brothers body. Her grandmother killed it, and this evil spirit decides to be more of an asshole and haunt the family! AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE COULDN'T BECOME MORE STUPID. A JEWISH PRIEST EXORCISES THE DAMN SPIRIT AND THE BITCH BECOMES PREGNANT.

AND GUESS WITH WHAT?!

TWINS!!!

This movie wasn't scary, this movie was fucking lame!

...Fucking waste of time and money. I should've gone to see Yes, Man.

Sounds kinda like Grudge 2. Thanks for warning me about it's shit quality. I was going to see it this weekend with a couple of friends.

DO THE MONKEY WITH ME!!!! wrote:

I went to see the Unborn recently, right? I sit through the entire fucking movie. I'm not scared once. Why the fuck did the commercials creep me out so much, but the actual movie sucked?

I was expecting this to be your typical Evil Spirit of a child comes back to kill you. LIKE THE GOOD 'OL DAYS WHEN HORROR MOVIES WERE ABOUT SCARING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

Here's what I got.

Some evil spirit decides to be an asshole and possess this one bitches miscarriaged twin brother. He scares the living shit out of her. She goes to see this bitch who apparently is her grandmother and was also a twin. FANTASTIC ORIGINALITY FUCKERS! It turns out her brother was killed by Nazi's at Auschwitz. And this asshole spirit possessed her brothers body. Her grandmother killed it, and this evil spirit decides to be more of an asshole and haunt the family! AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE COULDN'T BECOME MORE STUPID. A JEWISH PRIEST EXORCISES THE DAMN SPIRIT AND THE BITCH BECOMES PREGNANT.

AND GUESS WITH WHAT?!

TWINS!!!

This movie wasn't scary, this movie was fucking lame!

...Fucking waste of time and money. I should've gone to see Yes, Man.

go watch Up and Cummings 7: WOAH THAT'S HUGE