Moose's Simpsons Journal

Yeah, it's in the King Kong bit. Nearly choked when I heard it. Haven't seen the Simpsons in years and didn't know they did that kind joke. It's like that line in Animaniacs about prints/Prince.

they do it a lot if your dirty minded enough

Season 4 episode 9:

Homer: Well if you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid then I'm just gonna have to stop doing stupid things!
Marge: Good!
Homer: Fine! I'll never do another stupid thing ever again. Now goodnight.
*walks into door*

Big Pixel-Faced Chibi Ryu wrote:

Season 4 episode 9:

Homer: Well if you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid then I'm just gonna have to stop doing stupid things!
Marge: Good!
Homer: Fine! I'll never do another stupid thing ever again. Now goodnight.
*walks into door*

Marge: Homie, didn't that hurt?
Homer: *muffled* No...

That one? Isn't that Mr Plow?

SimianWonder wrote:

Big Pixel-Faced Chibi Ryu wrote:

Season 4 episode 9:

Homer: Well if you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid then I'm just gonna have to stop doing stupid things!
Marge: Good!
Homer: Fine! I'll never do another stupid thing ever again. Now goodnight.
*walks into door*

Marge: Homie, didn't that hurt?
Homer: *muffled* No...

That one? Isn't that Mr Plow?

Yeah, that's the one.

Woo hoo!

I'm such a geek.

Season 4 episode 12

Marge: Homer, I have a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!

Season 5 is turning out to be the best season yet. Episode 6 (the thelma and louise one) was pretty damn good.

Season 5 to 8 are generally seen as the best seasons by far.

Yeah, wouldn't argue with that.

Season 5 episode 12

Lisa: If I ever become famous I want it to be for something worth while, not because of some obnoxious fad.
Bart: Obnoxious fad?
Homer: Don't worry son. You know they said the same thing about Erkel and- That little snotnose, boy I'd like to smack that kid!

James Woods makes episode 13.

"Maybe I do have the right... What's that stuff?"

Love it.

Season 5 episode 17

Bart: Mom, it's kinda hard for us to leave with you standing there.
Homer: Push her down son.



Homer: Bart, with $10'000 we'd be millionares! We could buy all kinds of useful stuff like... love!

Episode 18

Homer: Okay boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoe in.
Bart: Hello Mr... Kurns, I bad want... money now. Me sick.
Homer: Oooh, he card read good.

Big Pixel-Faced Chibi Ryu wrote:

Episode 18

Homer: Okay boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoe in.
Bart: Hello Mr... Kurns, I bad want... money now. Me sick.
Homer: Oooh, he card read good.

Hahahahahaha

Episode 19

Skinner: Well... maybe it was for the best. Now I have time to do what I've always wanted; write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus".

I love apu's rant after that

Me too. Couldn't be bothered to type it though.

Season 6 episode 7:

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was Marge, admit it.

Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and tell me you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
Bart: I didn't take it.
Homer: Why you little! How can you look me in the eye and lie like that!

Robot Santa wrote:

Season 6 episode 7:

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was Marge, admit it.

Damnit I miss the old Simpsons.

Episode 9

Willy: My hobby is secretly filming couples in cars. I didn't come forward, because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, but every single Scottish person does it!

Episode 11

Homer: Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened. Push it deep down inside her, so she'll never annoy us again.

Episode 16

Australian guy: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Australian guy: What? That's a funny name. I'd have called 'em chuzwozzas.