In a fetish to watch some Shitty movies

First bitch didn't drink all her water, so she managed to move a little, but she got tranquilized
She wakes up and her hands tied to a bed
The other patient is that white guy kidnapped at start

The white guy is killed because he's a wrong fit, and before the doc kills the poor schlob, he tells him not to take it personally
I don't think I wouldn't take it personally if I was kidnapped then killed because I don't match your required specifications

A Japanese is kidnapped instead of that dead guy
Doctor Jo hooga booga explains himself, a retired expert surgeon in separating Siamese twins, ad now explains his concept
Japanese guy can't speak English
They all will lose their knee caps

Lindsay released herself, but she cut her arm bad in her attempt to escape
No blood spilled along the way, no sign of exhaustion
Weirdest cut ever

Unbreakable window, get's hit soooo many times by a gun, absolutely no scratch
After 22 hits by a gun, the whole window breaks completely
What the fuck?

Poor girl thought she had a breather, she was abducted again, and all her teeth removed

Process complete
He rests on his sofa to see his prize achievement there and lying
Why rest and is surprised as if someone moved his abomination to his living room and is suddenly excited and wants them to rise?

Caged, the lesbian hold hands
All I got from the Japanese guy shouts when they're caged is calling the doctor a pervert, and I think he said bastard

I should stop talking about this, and I won't say about the second movie more than what I said before watching this chaotic mess

Moving to King of Fighters, let's a have some relief

Starts with Asian version of Miley Cyrus in the shower putting her towel on, getting a call and using her bluetooth headphone to enter Mr. Freeze lair from Batman & Robin to fight some pimp with Kick-Ass sticks

Sign of victory is a sphere made of living dildos
But the fight must still go on until the pimp falls tired

Iori Yagami is nice
He dates Mai
Retired from KoF early

Very much like the game

Had to have lunch, then do other stuff now I'm back to it

Kyo, the first protagonist of KoF series, and returning, is an airhead in this film who doesn't believe in his heritage, Mai talks to him about it and he knows nothing

Toad and one of the Warrior's 3 are fighters

Oh, enter the lesbians, who has absolutely nothing sexual together in the games
Why did that Toad want them? And why should they have sex in the gym locker room after everyone else left
Casey Jones/Freddy Kreuger wants to play hockey with those sluts
Dude's on fire, really horny

One lesbian holding her buddy wuddy so Rugal can FUCK HER HAAARD
Cyber otherworldly fuck counts as real

Someone who can't fight, is the fighters last hope
PIS do your thing
Rugal repeatedly hitting him with the bottom of the sword handle, that's how you get rid of the what is potentially the biggest threat to your plans, you throw him back a few feet away and let him exit the portal alive until he kills you in the final battle taking the weapon you have in your hands, and tosses it on you

Now that this is out of the way, SAW III will find its way
I'll need to take a break from that first

SAW III:
I'm ready to facepalm even more with this supposed story
It opens with that asshole detective from II -who I will probably never see him or his son again in this series, until proven wrong- breaking his foot with a broken stone and ripping it off later with his hand

Moving to that female homicide detective before she's kidnapped by Amanda, seeing the guy who died by being bombed in a kindergarten classroom with a bolted door and all these chains on him, it's impossible for him to cut himself from the chain in his chin. Amanda is worse than her mentor (former tormentor)
She was tortured to escape and learn how to snoop on people and turn the franchise to torture porn

Female homicide detective in her apartment kidnapped cause she is fascinated by the dead? That excuse is demented
Because of her fascination -doing her job- she was kidnapped in her apartment, and she has a time limit to get the key to her release out of urine looking acid before the key melts, or her rip cage will be torn apart
She sees Amanda's face, and we see her rib cage torn apart and her guts

What is it with those kidnapper/killer types in those horror films? One of them is always too strong and snatches their victims with absolute ease, fuck
At least in Scream movies resistance by some victims is shown, it's one of the elements in Scream film to get me interested in those slasher/psycho killer/kidnapper films to begin with

Some chick getting of her bed from the side of her husband cause hospital called, her shift changed or something, and her husbands calls her name saying he wants divorce. Is that guy serious? She got up after the two of them possibly had intimate time on bed, and he says he wants a divorce? He wasn't on the couch, if it's because her job he shoulda avoided her before marrying her
DICK

Now the female doctor is trapped in a room she entered in the hospital she works in, to get kidnapped for another lame excuse

Snooping on people is allowed? You want to teach people how to enjoy life how about you enjoy it and make seminars and stuff? Sick fucks

Elvis Presley wrote:

Female homicide detective in her apartment kidnapped cause she is fascinated by the dead? That excuse is demented
Because of her fascination -doing her job- she was kidnapped in her apartment, and she has a time limit to get the key to her release out of urine looking acid before the key melts, or her rip cage will be torn apart
She sees Amanda's face, and we see her rib cage torn apart and her guts

What is it with those kidnapper/killer types in those horror films? One of them is always two strong and snatches their victims with absolute ease, fuck
At least in Scream movies resistance by some victims is shown, it's one of the elements in Scream film to get me interested in those slasher/psycho killer/kidnapper films to begin with

Yeah Scream felt more real because the killer didn't seem invincible.

@Annoying Jigsaw:

Look, Amanda, you slut
If the doc can't do something, don't ask her to do it, and stop saying something about being a good listener

Hmm, boobies
Fat old woman boobies
Frozen boobies
Not good anymore

I wish the doc just killed Amanda and spared us the grief
Oh right, "tools to progress story with" excuse

Funny thing about the third, it's longer than the ones before it, but compared to them it has a more interesting story with two consecutive plots, one with the doctor racing time to save Jigsaw, the other is about the guy angry with Timothy Young for killing his son

Unfortunately, more interesting does not mean better