Minecraft nerd puts a girl gamer's hand on his dick, yes this happened.

http://www.explodedsoda.com/2012/09/boundaries-and-penis-incident.html?spref=tw

explodedsoda wrote:

So when he started talking about boobs I didn't really care. When he started showing me pictures of boobs of girls at the party that he had taken I thought "okay that's weird whatever maybe he asked beforehand." At some point he raised a concern about being Asian and women not wanting him cause of some stereotypical view of penis size, and I was like "most women will agree size doesn't matter" and went back to my phone.

Then he grabbed my free wrist and put it on his crotch and asked "Is this big enough?"

That would have been bad enough, but he had also pulled his dick out through the zipper of his pants. I had no idea what to do but say "You can't do that!" and NOPE'D the fuck on out of there to find my friends. There's a tweet from right around when this happened that says "I NEED AN ADULT AGAIN."

What makes anyone in the world think "I SHOULD WHIP OUT MY DICK IN FRONT OF THIS WOMAN I DON'T KNOW AND PUT HER HAND ON IT!"

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ASIANS!?!?

yeah, they be killing my ducks for food.

I DON'T KILL DUCK

i eat them

Duck is delicious.

This really makes me think twice about going to conventions ever again, don't want to be lumped in with that sort of person.

Way of the Pervert wrote:

I DON'T KILL DUCK

i eat them

funny thing is, my neighbours across the street are asian, and the man actually does go duck hunting

anyways, I digress.



putting your dick in someone's hand is nuts, unless it's your gf or something, she might like it.

Peking duck tastes good, but it's got way too many calories.

We have laws against this kind of thing for a reason.