The world's first official Vita owner.

So they're already selling them. I hope that thing is as easily hacked as the PSP because that thing will be without a doubt, the best handheld ever created.

They've gone a bit overboard with the security. Eveen if it does get hacked it takes proprietary Sony memory cards, so they'll still make some money from the pirates.

The look on that guys face is classic its like shit I should've checked if it was in the box before i left the store.

To quote him; ""I feel cold and tired and I want to throw up... I feel happy, but my mind is totally blank, I got the Wi-Fi model. I don't really know what to say, but I have to go to work now!"

I typed that too fast i could've done better.

"This bag feels a bit light... O FFFFFF..."

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

They've gone a bit overboard with the security. Eveen if it does get hacked it takes proprietary Sony memory cards, so they'll still make some money from the pirates.

They're going to make money regardless because you still have to buy the handheld. But them not making money is not what I'm talking about. Even though piracy is the main focal point to hack your PSP all the homebrew and emulators made it sick. You could play almost every handheld game ever created on it (besides DS games) and you could emulate SNES, Sega Gensis, N64, PSX, NEO GEO, and other shit. It was just fucking cool and with Vita being way more powerful I can only imagine all the sick shit they could do with it.

I haven't touched my PSP in about a year, Maybe more. I should crack it and make it so I can play Contra Hard Corps or Castlevania 3 on the go. PSP Battery Life be damned, I'll deal with it. lol

That guy would be the first to get a vita. He looks how i imagine every single person on the internet looks.

i look nothing like that. i'm fatter and greasier looking, my hair is longer and more oily from lack of hygiene, my favorite shirt is stained by various sauces and powdered cheese, and my glasses are much thicker thank you very much

What's funny is he waited outside the store over night to be first in line, and the guy second in line just turned up a couple hours before it opened.

that's a hardcore asian, why do you think we're stereotyped as tiny dicks? too busy waiting for the next handheld instead of getting laid

Have a Merry Christmas wrote:

that's a hardcore asian, why do you think we're stereotyped as tiny dicks?

Because it's true. I've seen a lot of Japanese porn. They try to hide it with censorship but they're fooling no one.

you hurt my precious feelings nonny

Just show each other your penis.

I honestly thought that was actually the reason that was in asian porn. I thought it was kinda stupid to blur out genitals if everything else was free game.

i need a camera first

The funny thing is, I actually believe BD would take a picture of his dick.

you forgot to mention how i would post it here instead of pm'ing it

No homo but I'm interested.

Perhaps as an avatar?

for all of you, with love from me

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hahaha, well done bd, I actually laughed.

And that's life-size, yes?