Selling my PS3.

So if any of you have me on PSN you should delete me because I have no intention of buying another one. Now I just have to wait for this Full Format shit to finish, it's going to take a whole fucking 2 hours. Fuckin ridiculous.

Why are you selling it again?

Because I like money. The guy is pretty stupid admittedly and it's an offer I can't refuse. 500 bucks for an old fat 20gb model with a broken controller and five PS3 games which retail value won't even equal 40 bucks. I guess he's assuming its backward compatible, but by the time he finds out that it isn't, I won't be here. loloooooo

You're a bad man.

20gb models were backwards compatible. 20 and 60GB had hardware emulation, 80 GB software emulation and everything else 40gb and slims had nothing.

It'll probably die on him soon though. Any PS3 purchased in 06-early 07 is a ticking time bomb.

30 minutes left for this full format crap to finish. Why the hell does it take so long?

Finished not too long ago. Now I just wait for this guy to swing by and pick it up.

So, You're sticking to the PSP or whatever else you might have? Can't imagine not having atleast a handheld or an emulator to fall back on for times of great boredom.

My PSP is burning in hell after a long life of piracy, It will be missed dearly. I won't have any consoles or anything, but I don't really mind, not much of a gamer to tell you the truth. I'm more of a guy who plays games but doesn't really give a shit about them, if that makes sense. I play once, beat the game if I like it, and get rid of them once I'm done. My favorite kind of video game is a pirated one for that simple reason.

Anyway, this meat jockey said he'd show up at 8:30.

Aaand it's a done deal. So yeah, that's it. How about another song?

How long before it breaks and the guy who bought it does the same to your kneecaps?

It's in solid condition so I don't I think it'll break down any time soon. The only thing I think he'll get pissed about is the lack of bc. But, yeeeaah... fuck em.

If it's a 20 gig it has BC unless it's broken somehow which doesn't make sense.

I distinctly remember being too cheap buy a BC PS3. Maybe it was 40gb? It definitely wasn't bc. I don't give shit, I got the money.

Edit: Now it's coming back to me. It was a refurbished 40gb PS3 from Gamestop with no BC. I got confused because I remember picking up the cheapest model from gamestop, which I assumed was 20gb because it was the lowest amount of HD (or whatever the fuck) space.

Wow, now it makes sense. No wonder he thought it was backwards compatible, I kept telling him it was 20gb. He's definitely going to be pissed.

Well, as those filthy French say, "c'est la vie, enculé"

Say goodbye to the money you got, also your kneecaps.

That's a real riot, because he isn't getting his money back. Apparently it didn't bother him very much because he didn't call about any problems. He probably wrapped it up as Christmas present or sent it without actually checking for problems. How lucky, I was planning to leave this place before the end of the month.

IF HE DOES have a problem though, starts acting crazy and shows up before next week; tryin to touch my kneecaps... I'll show him what real a man does when shit gets REAL, REALLY FUCKIN REAL -- A-CLASS REALITY NO AUGMENTED SHIT.

Spoiler:

Pussy.

Baal wrote:

Pussy.

Not just a pussy, Baal. The baddest, wettest, and slickest pussy around.

Yeah well, you really should take him on if he comes knockin'. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

SOK wrote:

but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

...So a cop with back up?

Hey not your fault man. Caveat emptor. It's his responsibility to make sure shit isn't fucked up.

dat sum serious style, brah