The Adventures of Skip. Pt. 1 - Johto

How about Scorchy, Whooper, Pidgey and Blueberry?

Haha, a Spearow named Pidgey I like it!

Skip wrote:

Haha, a Spearow named Pidgey I like it!

Did you catch the reference?

Nope. What was it?

In the first episode, Ash sees the silhouette of a Spearow, and mistakes it for a Pidgey. It just popped into my head.

Oh right, I remember, then he pissed it off somehow and it chased him.

Skip wrote:

Oh right, I remember, then he pissed it off somehow and it chased him.

Yeah, threw a rock at it.

Anyway, Wooper met with an untimely death at the hands of a Kadabra. (He was one shot by confusion, fucking crits) and I caught a male Nidoran.

A flowchart with all the rules, including optional stuff:

Spoiler:

Also, I'll be whatever you catch next.

Well I have it on 'set' and I'm not using hold items. Not going to use any legendaries or the day care center either. And alrighty.

After doing a touch of training for the gym to come, both Buu and Pidgey evolved into Raticate and Fearow respectively. I'll foight the gym later.

Gym Battle: Goldenrod City
Leader: Whitney
Spoils: Level up for Blueberry, crappy TM
Casualties: None

Also, the next pokemon was an Eevee, as I fucked up on catching Sudowoodo. (got pissed off at it and killed it with Blueberry)

Fuck yes Eevee.

On a side note, Chuck has used about 5 Hyper Potions so far to keep his fucking Poliwrath alive. I'm trying not to use Gengar against him but I'm very tempted right now.

Nice job! Who're in your team now?

My current team is:

Eevee - Atkinson - level 6
Oddish - Blueberry - level 19
Sandshrew - Kuriri - level 20
Raticate - Buu - level 20
Fearow - Pidgey - level 20
Quilava - Rockstar - level 20

I'm trying to get catch Eevee up with the rest. I want a Vaporeon but I have to beat Morty and get to Olivine first. I googled how to get water stones and apparently there's a fisherman who gives them to you in between Ekruteak and Mahogany, but you need surf to get to him.

Caught a motherfucking green Zubat. I don't intend to use it as it wasn't the first pokemon I found in the Dark Cave, I just couldn't let the opportunity pass.

But... the rules. They are broken.

It's a motherfucking badass shiny zubat. The rules would be broken if I didn't catch it. Besides, it's just chilling in my box. As if it never existed.

Next pokemon was a Miltank.

Blueberry evolved, and I caught a Koffing.

About to battle the rival in Burned Tower.

Well I beat him, but he took down Blueberry with him. He was shafted by Croconaw's Ice Fang. On the plus side Kuriri evolved after the battle.

Gym battle: Ecruteak City
Leader: Morty
Spoils: FUCK YES SHADOWBALL, Kuriri and Buu levelled up a few times
Casualties: None

Buu and Kuriri absolutely raped this gym. With Bite/Crunch and Shadow Claw respectively.

Ok, now I have a delemma.

Should I evolve Eevee into Vaporeon, or use the Goldeen I just caught? I guess I could try for a thunderstone and have a Jolteon.

What should I do?

JOLTEO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~N

Flareon is the best of them. Plus, your rival has a Bayleef.