Playthrough: Pokemon Crystal

What transpired last time will never be spoken of again. Now, enough delays.


.... Of what?


A little bit.


Pokemon G/S/C once again showing off how OG gangtsa 4 lyf they are. They even made it more realistic by misspelling 'diss'!


yeehaw


I like how his little sack is as big as he is


.... erm


There we go!


I think you've been down here a bit too long


And I arrive in the underground basement of the Goldenrod Dept. Store.


hahaha what a story mark


Worshiping somebody that isn't there for you. Kinda like Neo-Nazis! Too bad you guys aren't Neo-Nazis. That would be much more interesting.


Why me


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


Blame your weak-ass pathetic excuse for a team.


Oh god, not again.


Just kidding, he's the real deal.


Quit talking to me like I'm a fucking puppy.


After he gives me the Card Key, he proceeds to continuously bitch and moan about why I should save Radio Tower. WAH WAH I'LL GET IT DONE IN 5 MINUTES YOU FUCKING CRYBABY


Hmm, wonder what this floor is?


Sorry I didn't mean to hold you up from doing absolutely nothing whoops my bad won't happen again!!!!


Okay, I'm in. Time to end this bullshit once and for all.


At least he didn't say "I'm done like dinner!".


OH SHIT, another one. And he's got only 1 Pokemon. Meaning this fucker is gonna be one hell of a challe-


OH WAIT


Do I really care?


My thoughts exactly!


Best Team Rocket recruit 10/10


Oh look, it's GT Jessie again.


Morale is running pretty low up here, huh?


I really admire your bHAHAHA just kidding piss off grandma


You act like that's some sort of feat.


The head honcho. Time to dispose of you, and


If Giovanni saw what has become of his beloved Team Rocket, he would vomit. No seriously, you are a fucking disgrace. Giovanni is much too good for you rat bastards.


Protip: next time use guns, knives, blunt objects, better security etc. etc.


Then they teleport away. WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THE GAME THAT CAN'T DO THIS


No problem. Just doing what law enforcement is supposed to do!


obligatory gift for saving the day as usual


Well that was.... underwhelming.


Next time, I head to Ecruteak for some Legendary ass-whoopin'

WELL, Team Rocket's gone. I guess I can either head straight for Blackthorn City, or get all this Clear Bell nonsense over with.


That's right, mother fucker. The CLEAR BELL. GET ON YOUR KNEES AND KISS THE GROUND I WALK ON, MORTAL


OH GOD IT WAS A TRAP THIS IS ALL JUST A HUGE GANGBANG HEEYAAAAAAAAAAALP


I NEED AN ADULT FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK


So..... The Legendary Dogs are gonna gangbang me?


oh jesus I was right they really will gangbang me


Pussies.


Hmph. What are you gonna do? Sit there for half a second, then hop away? YOU KNOW, AS U


HOLY FUCK

Well, I don't feel like wasting all my Poke Balls on a fucking water dog, so I'll just kill it instead.


After getting Suicune down to most likely 1 HP, I decide to give myself 1 chance to catch it.


Which obviously didn't work. SORA, DROWN THIS MOTHER FUCKER.


I HAVE NO REGRETS.


I just killed the very thing you've been chasing your whole life. U MAwait what


..... Jeez, he's even more in denial than my rival is.


But I'm not complaining, 'cause now I don't have to deal with that fucker anymore. WOOHOO!


And now, without anymore delays, my journey can FINALLY continue.


.....


Wow, a Poliwag!? Sorry buddy, maybe you should FISH FOR BETTER POKEMON NEXT TIME


<3 <3 <3 <3 <3


....

I'm seriously speechless.


Jesus, I wasn't in battle for THAT long.....

right?


lol birdkeepers


And I arrive in Ice Path. Guess now would be a good time to save.


UNTIL NEXT TIME, FOLKS.

Let's get through Ice Path as quick as possible. I HATE caves.


Ice? How the hell am I gonna get across th-


WEEEEEEEEEEEEE


YAAAAAAAAAAYY


Jesus CHRIST that was fun.


My god, this cave is AMAZING.


And the best part about it? I haven't had a wild encounter with not even 1 Pokemon yet. COULD THIS CAVE GET ANY BETTER!?


Me and my big fucking mouth.


After going through some pointless tasks, I escape from Ice Path.


Yeah, and a hotshot trainer like me deserves a bit of appreciation, if you know what I mean...


Is the average IQ of a human being in this universe 32 or something I mean REALLY


I always wondered why Blackthorn sounded like a porn name!


Why is it that everybody in this game just suddenly knows who I am, and knows that I'm coming? Jesus.


A Gym full of lava? Huh. Maybe I can use this to my advantage, and just shove all the trainers into the lava. DONE. 8TH GYM COMPLETE.


WHYYYYYY



*resists the urge to make more penis jokes*


Why is it that his overworld sprite has black hair, but his trainer sprite has white hair? Stop being so lazy, Game Freak.


He had 4 Dratinis. Easily destroyed all of them. The end.


Yeah, dunno why though.


Oh god, not this again. It was annoying enough in Ice Path.


Well, she doesn't have white hair at least.


But she does have a Seadra.


And a really obnoxious one at that.


Alright, these Dragons are really kicking my ass.


Really, REALLY, kicking my ass. The worst part about this is that it was only a fucking trainer. I can't imagine how badly I'm gonna get destroyed by Clair.


.... Okay, I need an Ice Pokemon.


So I head back into Ice Path, and almost catch a Delibird, when I find out that you can catch Sneasel in here.


But they are rare as fucking hell. I'm serious, I probably encountered over 15 Zubat, Golbat, and Delibird before I finally found a goddamn Sneasel.


There you go, Kima. HAPPY


Sorry Raziel, but Kima is more useful to me right now ;-;


Bad News: Sneasel doesn't have any Ice-type moves
Worse News: Sneasel doesn't learn any Ice-type moves

Fuck.


Well, I'm gonna go try and find some TMs with Ice-type attacks and level up Sneasel.


Sorry, couldn't resist screencapping this lol


Annnnd BAM, 1 longass grindfest later, Kima is on par with the rest of the team.


Next time, THE FINAL GYM BATTLE.

Clair, I've been staring at your ass for about 10 months now. Just thought I'd let you know.


And you don't even care. Glad to know!


Glad to know...


LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR ALMOST A YEAR


Final Gym Leader. Here we go.

Unfortunately, you won't be getting many battle details, due to the fact that I can't remember any of them. But I'll do the best I can.


She starts out the battle with a Dragonair, I send out Kima. I guess I beat it because I kept spamming Ice Punch (A.K.A. Kima's only useful Ice-type move)


Then she sends out Kingdra. Oh boy, Hyper Potion spam incoming!


The bitch kept spamming Dragonbreath, and drugging up Kingdra with a million fucking Hyper Potions every other turn. Fuck her.


Kaio was up next. Since she was gonna spam Dragonbreath/Hyper Beam, I decided to spam Fly. It was working until FUCKING HYPER POTION GOD FUCKING DAMDFYSAFKHDJASLFGFKJDL


I think I used up all of my Potions on Kaio. But yeah, Fly spam ended up working.


Then she had another Dragonair that Kima disposed of. Not easily, but it's done.


Too bad that other Dragonair couldn't leave at least a BIT MORE HEALTH so I could deal with this fucker too. Oh well, RIP Kima.


I send out Muscle an-WHY DOES HER DRAGONAIR HAVE ICE BEAM ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

At least I had a Burnt Berry (Or Ice Heal) handy. Okay Clair, this is it. I'm fed up with your stupid Dragons. It's time to take care of you FOR GO-


YOU STUPID FUCKING DSFKJASDJFLKSLDFFSPF:UJOMWEP{ASDGVIADNSGFOPIASDHFIPASHJ:FUOASDFHASHKJBFASKJBFKJASBFLNASFLKJASDF


Had another Ice Heal handy. Too bad it went to waste one turn later.


My only conscious Pokemon were Baal and Kaio at this point. Kaio had no health so Baal was the only obvious choice. And BAAL FUCKING RIPPED THAT STUPID DRAGON SNAKE TO PIECES HAHAHAHAHA


You think the battle's over just because you've run out of Pokemon? Not on my watch. BAAL, TORCH THIS STUPID CUNT!


Oh my god, here we go with the whole denial thing. Why does everyone I battle have this incredibly overinflated superiority complex?


Clair, you lost. Everyone loses. That's life. Just hand over the fucking badge so I can get out of here already.


I HAVE BEEN SITTING IN THIS FUCKING GYM FOR ALMOST A YEAR. I FINALLY BATTLE YOU, I WILL FAIR AND SQUARE, AND YOU REFUSE TO GIVE ME A BADGE. GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU.


Okay, fine. I'll "PROVE MYSELF" worthy of your shitty gym badge. I don't have anything else better to do. By the way, nice tits.


So yeah, Clair took out most of my team. Congrats, Moose. You got spared an ass whoopin'. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING THE WEAKEST POKEMON ON THE TEAM.


Anyways, Clair refuses to give me a Gym Badge because she's a stuck-up bitch. So now I have to go to Dragon's Den and do things until she gives me the fucking badge.


Goddammit.


Dude, just calm down and let me explain. First it sta-


Well FUCK YOU TOO. Stupid albino freak of nature.


I didn't think losing Pokemon battles could actually harm somebody to the point where they can barely speak. Or maybe he's just being an overdramatic little prick. Don't care either way.


You Cooltrainers are asking for it. Kaio, teach this bitch a lesson.


YIKES. She must've had something strong because Trainer battles are NEVER that crazy.


pedophile joke


OH MY GOD NOT THESE 2 AGAIN


plze dont tel on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


omgf PLZ STOP IL BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT TEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tried to move ahead. Stupid Whirlpool is in the way so I GUESS IT'S TIME TO TEACH ONE OF MY POKEMON WHIRLPOOL.


Too bad Whirlpool is a useless as fuck move and I'm not gonna waste one of Sora's slots for this piece of shit. So I caught a Krabby or something like that and gave it Whirlpool.


Good job, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Okay, this is it. It's finally time to get my 8th badge so I can go fuck Kanto up.


Unfortunately, yes.


Man, I like this guy already. So we talk, he asks me questions, and I have a chance at getting a Dratini. I passed, but I unfortunately didn't get a Dratini. ;_;


GET OUT. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT RIGHT NOW.


That's right, I passed. GYM BADGE PLZ


YOU JUST SAID THAT THERE'S NO POINT IN ASKING YOU BITCH


I beat you fair and square, I came to this weird ass cave, I talked to a bunch of old guys. For the love of god, just GIVE ME THE FUCKING BADGE. JESUS CHRIST.


Okay, I'm fucking done. Where's my Gameshark?


YES, BFF TO THE RESCUE.


That wasn't worth the 10 extra minutes I wasted in this fucking place.


Shut up and give me the obligatory TM already so I can go home.


WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME. I'm never coming back to this awful city again.

Oh my GOD NOT YOU AGAIN


If it's another Pokemon Egg, I'm going to burn your lab down.


Okay fucker, just give me whatever useless item you wanna give me so I can get outta he-


HOLY FUCKING SHIT


Like no one ever was~



Wow, Prof. Elm! You actually aren't a worthless sack of shit! You have anything else for me?


........


Kanto, here I come!


OH MY GOD THIS IS INCREDIBLE I'M TRAVELING TO A TOTALLY NEW REGION I WONDER WHAT INCREDIBLE THINGS AWAIT ME HERE?


Wow, a fat guy and some trees. ADVENNNNTUUUURRRRREEEEEE


Do you just live here and greet people that Surf over here?


But he's right, I'm officially in Kanto! Legally? Not sure yet. I'd rather not stick around and find out.


One of the few times Waterfall is actually a useful HM in this game. I think you use it again in Mt. Silver and Whirlpool Islands, not sure though.


Motherfuckers can't border hop, that's why


FIRST KANTO BATTLE OH SHIT WHAT CAN I EXPECT


A pretty cool team, actually. I wish there were more trainers that had Kanto starters in all of their evolved forms. Oh well.





Why does everyone in Kanto think I'm so buff?


That's what you get, weirdo.


I don't get it either.


I guess in Kanto, everybody thinks that scrawny 10 year olds are actually incredibly strong bodybuilders. I hate it here already.


I TAKE IT BACK, THIS PLACE RULES


Useless screencap #32


I just thought I'd cap this because I tried to beat this goddamn Kingler and it kept using Protect RRGGHH


Which is why we force them into tiny little balls and send them out when we want to flaunt our egos.


I've already made enough illegal immigrant jokes already


Victory Road, unfortunately, nowhere near as cool as the R/B/Y version. But hey, the wild Pokemon are strong at least!


Okay, here I go. I'm about to finally achieve my dream of taking on the Elite Four. I've been waiting for this day since I was just a small child. HERE.... WE..... GOOOOOhh wait, are those footsteps I hear? Oh god.


No. No. Don't you fucking dare. I swear to GOD if that's who I think it is, I will-


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU RED-HAIRED LITTLE RAT BASTARD YOU KEEP COMING BACK AND I KEEP KICKING YOUR ASS JUST FUCK OFF IN A CORNER SOMEWHERE


I HAVE FOUGHT YOU SO MANY FUCKING TIMES, AND I'VE WON. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. GET OUT. GO AWAY. PISS OFF.


Okay, fine. I'm not even gonna try convincing you. You live in your own little distorted world. You probably also have some sort of severe mental illness. After I beat you AGAIN, I suggest you seek mental help.


herkka derkka


I've got the numbers of some psychiatrists registered in my PokeGear. Take these and go get some real help.


Wait.... am I seeing things? Are you actually..... UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING?


I...... I can't believe what I'm actually seeing right now.....


Oh well who gives a fuck INDIGO PLATEAU WOO I'M HERE


Next time, I finally take on these Elite Four bastards and BECOME A POKEMON MASTER or something like that

This is the day I've been waiting for my whole life. Here we go..... I AM READY. BRING IT ON, ELITE FOUR!


...... Okay, maybe I'm not that ready.


Much better.


Now that I'm stocked up on items, IT'S TIME. LET'S DO THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT~


Wonderful! They've taken me hostage.


AND he knows my name! JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF HERE


That's what every trainer says before I absolutely decimate them.


Why is it that Will is all red in this game, but he wears Purple & Black in....... like, EVERYTHING else he appears in. I never got that. But it doesn't matter anyways, BECAUSE I'M STILL GONNA DESTROY THIS MOTHERFUCKER.





Give it up for one of the Elite Four, everybody!


Ohhhh shit..... maybe I spoke too soon?


Nope, I didn't. dem flukes


YOU LOST GET OVER IT


Hopefully the next battle will be at LEAST a bit more challenging?

Well, next up is Koga. He used to be a Gym Leader, so he might actually give me SOME kind of challenge.


Well.... um, okay? I guess I should grab my Pokeball and we can do this thi-


CAN YOU STOP LAUGHING YOU DERANGED MOTHER FUCKER


Well, Koga, hopefully you will at least be a BIT more challenging?





I don't know why I'm even complaining, but come on, when Gym Leaders are tougher than the Elite Four, it's pretty disappointing.


You should go back to being a Gym Leader, man. Just saying.


Clair could learn a thing or two from you, minus the whole FWAHAHAHAHAHA thing


I can't wait to find out who's ass I can kick next!

Good job on the fake lava.


..... Brock?


Power? HAHA YEAH OKAY GOOD ONE YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS


HOO HAH


Jesus Christ, Brock. Do you just inject yourself with steroids every morning or what? Regardless, I'M STILL GONNA DOMINATE YOUR ROID-ASS


Obviously.


No shit.


Duh.


Kicking ass, taking na-


..... Um, just a fluke?


A fluke! Yeah, just a fluke. I'll take him down. Haha.... you Elite Four and your flukes....


..... IT'S JUST A FLUKE EVERYONE, I'VE STILL GOT THIS IN THE BAG


HAHAHA YOU FUCKING ELITE FOUR FAGGOTS AND YOUR GODDAMN FLUKES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHHFHFDJF


After Roid-Brock and his Roid-Machamp completely decimate most of my team, Baal finally gets lucky and hits him with a move before Machamp gets drugged up with more Max Potions.


And then Baal gets his ass beat. Oh well, not his fault that Brock is beefing up his whole party with PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS. THAT'S ILLEGAL, YOU MEATHEAD PRICK.


So, my party was pretty much gone except for Kima and Raziel. I picked Kima for whatever reason, I can't remember.

And in the end, it didn't really matter because Hitmonlee ended up abusing Hi-Jump Kick a bit too much, finally missed, and came crashing down into the ground HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


As soon as I'm done with Lance, I'm reporting your ass.

Ice, Grass, Fake Lava, now a bottomless pit. What DOESN'T this place have?


Savor the amusement bitch, you're gonna need it when I'm through with you.


Well, at least you're too the point.


Okay, first Roid-Brock, now 20-something Agatha. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO KANTO.



Well, she sends out 2 bunch of Pokemon and I plow through them with incredible ease.


Oh god.... GENGAR. NO. NOT THIS TIME. I WILL [insert what Vegeta says to Buu before sacrificing himself].


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


OF COURSE, MY ONLY FULL-ON WATER-TYPE POKEMON DIES AS SOON AS SHE SENDS OUT A FIRE POKEMON. MY LUCK, EVERYBODY. Raziel is part water too, but unfortunately.....


Only has 1 water-type move. WELP


This is just brutal.


And Kaio comes along to save the day. Thank christ.


You and Brock made me use up all of my revives. Bastards.


Damn STRAIGHT.


Next time, I RIP THROUGH THAT DRAGON FETISHIST LANCE

A red carpet? What a pompous cock.


And I've been waiting for this day my whole life.


GBRBLFG JESUS Lance, what?


You scream at me just to tell me tha... Oh fuck it. LET'S GET IT ON, LANCE


THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME. I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU.


First, he sends out a Gyarados. Then he brings back that Gyarados. I'm running out of clever things to say leave me alone


Oh shit, a Dragonite. HERE WE GO, KIMA. ICE PUNCH ICE PUNCH ICE PUNCH ICE PUNCH ICE PU-


GODDAMMIT


ATTA BOY, BAAL


Too bad Aerodactyl is Rock-type LOLOLO


Baal, you better pull through, or I swear to god.... Oh, who am I kidding?


WHY IS IT THAT YOU ALWAYS SAVE MY ASS, THEN GET DESTROYED RIGHT AFTER


Thank god for Kaio (and Fly)


..... I don't even need to explain this.


Oh god, here it is. His Lv. 50 Dragonite. Alright Sora, you're my strongest Pokemon. Let's attempt to take this bastard DOWN.


Well, I knew Sora was gonna get fucked over, but the least he could've done was inflict a bit more damage. ALRIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?


.......

Nah, it's fine. At least I've still got some Revives.......... right?


WELL, GOOD JOB GUYS. YOU DID YOUR BEST.


But fortunately, I've still got some Full Restores. Kaio, if you fail me, I SWEAR TO GOD.


I just dodged a bullet.... no, a MISSILE.


This is just...... wow. 1 fucking HP. I've NEVER gotten that lucky against the Elite Four. It's all or nothing at this point.


But I just used Full Restore again, and hit the mother fucker with Fly a few more times and....


I'M THE CHAMPION NOW, FUCKERS


U MAD, DRAGONFAG? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOD YOU ARE SO WEAK AND PATHETIC GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK MY COCK DRY, PEON


DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK? NO, I DIDN'T. PISS OFF, LOSER. I'M THE CHAMP NOW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


???, IF THAT'S YOU I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M GONNA BURN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN PLACE TO THE GROUND


.... Who the hell is this?


Professor Oak? Wait, what the fuck is going on now


Professor Oak! I'm the champion now! THAT MEANS YOU CAN USE YOUR GODDAMN WIZARD POWERS TO UNSHRINK ME YOU DECREPIT ALZHEIMERS-RIDDEN FUCK BUCKET


I WANT TO BE NORMAL SIZE AGAIN. I WANT TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING.


Well, first off, I would like to offi-


Hey, wai- LANCE I'M DOING AN INTERVIEW PISS OFF


"I OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR THE 2012 JOHTO GUBERNATO-


Thanks for ruining my master plan of getting into a seat of power so I can run the economy into the ground, jackass.


Thanks, I guess. Now can I g-


Okay seriously can you shut up I have to-


BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WHO FUCKING CARES BLAH


So anyways, he registers my Pokemon into the record or whatever and we get a nice little montage of my entire party.



Best team 2011 (Or 2010 since I played this shit like a year ago)


174 hours of playtime. That's what I get for abusing that goddamn VBA speed up function. OH WELL!


And it's over! I hope you enjoyed this let's play as much as I di-


Oh no, wait, I've still got shit to do. NEVERMIND UNTIL NEXT TIME FAGGOTS

New Bark. Home. Least it was b'fore I fucked everythang up.....


Elm, if you're gonna call me, you could at least do it when I'm not like..... oh, I dunno.....


A FEW FEET AWAY FROM YOUR FUCKING LAB.


yeah yeah thats nice MASTER BALL PLEASE


..... You call me over here just to tell me that? Okay fuck you where's the kerosene


Holy shit... you're sending me on a cruise? ELM, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT YOU. HAHAHA!


So you're assuming that I DIDN'T know that I could catch Pokemon in Kanto, but that I knew exactly where the S.S. Anne is located? Oh who cares I'M GOING ON VACATION FUCK YOUR SHIT


WHOOPS DON'T CARE I'M ON VACATION


Ahh, finally. I don't have to worry about anything. It's time for R&R, baby.


Yessir!


Here I GOOOOOO-


..... Did Prof. Oak shrink this with his wizard powers too? Oh well, I'm boarding regardless.


Wow, it got pretty spacey in here. Alright, enough of this shit. It's time to get in a comfy bed and REEEELAAAX~


Uhhh, okay.


You expect me to help him find his granddaughter? Pfft, the hell I am. I'm on vacation, fuckers.


Alright, so it's probably gonna take a while. TIME TO GO TO MY ROOM AND SLEEPY SLEEP SLEEP


Dah fuck, wrong room. Hope that guy doesn't wak-


FUCK. Sorry sir, I walked into the wrong room. I'll be on my way. Enjoy your vacation!


Wait wh-


You fat sack of shit, I'm on VACATION. TAKING A BREAK FROM POKEMON BATTLES FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


Go get a fucking heart attack or something. I'm reporting you to the captain for disturbing the peace.


...


...


...


...


So yeah, I'm stuck on a boat full of battle-hungry trainers. Y'know, instead of normal fucking people trying to relax on vacation. I'm never accepting anything from Elm ever again, even if it's another Master Ball.


HURR MY GRANDDAUGHTERS MISSING IM GONNA SIT IN MY CABIN AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DURRRRR


I've officially been convinced that every form of life in the Pokemon universe is an obnoxious prick, one way or another.


Are you, by any chance, related to some prick sage? If so, will you piss off if I show you a Clear Bell?


I forgot what I did and frankly I don't care!


Well, at least there's ONE random person on this boat that doesn't wanna battle me.


so yeah blow through everyone useless gay shit


Alright, last place to go. If she's not here, then she probably jumped ship and died or something.


OH CHRIST, NOT YOU


STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER


YES PLEASE LETS GO GOGOGOGOGOGGOGOOOGOGOGOGOGKOIODFLD


After narrowly escaping another *rub, rub, rub*, I bring this little brat back to his granddaddy.


And he gives me some coat that's impossible to wear. I really should stop expecting people to reward me with useful shit.


FINALLY.


HELLOOOOO KANTOh wait hold on


HELLOOOOO KANTOOOOO~


Until next time (if I ever bother to upload the next episode to Photobucket)