Playthrough: Pokemon Crystal

So after fucking over (as well as just plain fucking ) Whitney and the other trainers, It's time to leave this stupid city.


But first, GIMME THAT GODDAMN SQUIRT BOTTLE



Thank you.


And just to be prepared..... Who knows? That wiggly tree might actually be.... a Pokemon? Nah.



Let's just squirt the tree so I can get to the next city already.


See? Nothing happened!


!


JUST KIDDING


Alright, lessee if I can catch this fucker.


5 GREAT BALLS LATER


Moose, If you fail me again, YOU WILL BE EXILED TO THE PC FOR ALL ETERNITY


Oh, and I decided to head back to Violet City for whatever reason


Why yes I di


uhh okay


I don't even know anymore I'm just taking random screencaps.


Also I decided to head back to Elm's lab, and see if he would say something interesting about my egg hatching. He never did. FUCK THIS


BACK ON THE ROAD TO VIRIDIAN ECRUTEAK CITY (second viridian joke I've made fuck me)


Oh god, you two again....


GET OUT OF MY LIFE


Alright, I've been neglecting Sora lately, so I'm gonna let him fight this time.



You know what's sad? Sora was only a few EXP away from Lv.25. Fuck you and your weak Pokemon.


ECRUTEwait what the hell where's the city


Ah, there we go. ECRUTEAK CITY!


Also, I ran into Bill while in the Pokemon Center. He said some shit about Time Machines, which made me remember that this game had the ability to trade and battle against Pokemon from Gen. 1. Christ, I forgot how awesome this game was.




exploran

Let's check out the Dance Theater.


Okay, I wonder what surprises are in store for me here?


Is that so?


You just dug yourself into some deep shit, girly.


WHAM


NEXT UP IN LINE


Uhh, I don't think I have anything super effective against Psychic Types


Except for Bite


ALRIGHT KEEP 'EM COMING


Meh.


Cut and Water Gun my friends.



Erm...



<3 u kai



Sora and Kai are weak against electric types. So let's go with.....


PROVE YOUR WORTH, MOOSE


Pfft. I thought Electric type moves had no effect on Rock types. Fucks sake man. It wasn't even not very effective. Dammit. But regardless, you did good Moose. I'll keep you around.


are you talking about my battle or the women



OHHH SHIT SON


I think that's enough for today.


SEE YA AROUND FOLKS

Umm, I guess the only thing I can really do right now is go into Burned Tower.


Oh btw here's my team.


LET'S GET CRACKIN'


WOAHSHIT, uhh, hey there....


H-hold on... let me regain my composure after you fucking scared it out of me


Cool fine, can you leave me alone?




Why do I always run into the wierdos



Oh, and Ecruteak's Gym Leader Morty is here too. Guess I have to do some shit until he goes back to his damn gym and I can finally get going.


I wonder what else I'll find in here?


I JUST HAD TO ASK


Likewise, dick breath.


Wonderful. Now kindly fuck off in a corner somewhere, away from me.


Wait wha-


I HATE YOU SO MUCH


So I destroy the shit out of his Haunter with Bite.


I'm not sure if Moose got killed, or I just switched him with Machop.


Either way, I still destroyed that thing.


Gust <3


And a Zubat.


Radock - 3
??? - ZILCH



The wimp who's piledrived your scrawny ass into the ground 3 times now.


You'll never learn. Now excuse me, I'll be on my way.


Fucking hell, what now?


HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


God, you are SUCH a baby.


Jeez, what now?


Holy shit


Could this be


OH GOD IT IS


GFSDAGFSDGHJFDHJSFHKJ


LEGENDARY DOOOOOOOGGGSS


Oh and Mr. Suicune Fetishist shows up again


He needs help.


Well, that was fun. Wait, where the hell did this old man come from


SHUT IT


byeeee

I think we've done enough exploring around in Ecruteak. Let's check out some other shit.


But first, let's check this place out.


Ummm, can you move please?


Okay seriously, this is getting annoying. Move.



EAT MY SHIT


Let's check out Route 42, which leads to Mahogany Town! Oh wait I don't know Surf yet.


I'll just check out Mt. Mortar instead.

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I encountered 1 Zubat, and lost all hope for that place.


Enough fooling around. I think it's time that I train Moose, and see what he's REALLY made of.


Oh lord, we know how this is gonna end up.


That's nice, dear.


Damn man, I got more game than the PS3. *BA DUM TISHH*


..... Well this is embarrassing.


yeah no


Christ, when am I gonna run into something or somebody cool?


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST



Despite the horribly unfair advantage, Moose still took a good chunk out of Entei health with Rock Throw. Especially considering that he's 15 levels above Moose.


i seriously forgot why i took this screencap


Olivine City! Fuck, I'm going too quickly. I think it's time to take on Ecruteak Gym and get it over with already.


Alright, I'm ready.


But first, let's take a gander at my team. I shoot Moose up 6 levels, so at least this proves that he isn't untrainable.


...... Should I press A and get it over with?


Oh wow, you actually didn't say Yo. I like this gym already!


Oh look, another Sage. What's a matter? Finally realize that Bellsprout are fucking retarded?



NO MATTER WHAT YOU KEEP THROWING AT ME, SAGE, I WILL ALWAYS BE ON TOP


'ight, now let's walk over to the next idi-


WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I forgot that this floor had some weird path you had to follow.


Nah, I just figured it out after like 5 seconds.


is she having a heart attack


..... What kind of SAGE calls himself Jeffery? Jesus.


Are you people even real sages and mediums, or actors?


After dealing with all the idiots, it was time to take on their leader.


NICE TO YOU TO CUM


YEAAAH! Get ready to be dominated, fucker.


Okay, so he sends out a Ghastly. 1 hit KO with Bite, as expected.


2 hit KO with Bite. This shit is almost too easy.


Gengar may prove a challenge, but as long as I just keep up the formula of spamming Bite, I can take him down with relative ea-


DAMMIT.


Thank god I had 1 Awakening left. Now as long as he doesn't try that shit again, I'll be fi-




......

Kaio, show this fucker you mean BUSINESS.


..... Moose?


........... Muscle?


Too bad Muscle has all fighting type moves. Fighting type moves which DON'T AFFECT Ghost Pokemon.

....



....


....


....

I've got 3 choices right now.


1. Buy a FUCKLOAD of Awakenings.


2. Start a new game.


3. Catch a Dark-Type Pokemon (which aren't available yet)


.......


!!!!


Nah, I just bought a fuckload of Awakenings.


ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING BITCH BRING ON ROUND 2


Here we go again.



3 Awakenings and 3 Bites later, THE FUCKER GOES DOWN


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Oh, and he has another Haunter. I got tired of using Sora throughout this entire thing, and decided to let Kai finish shit off.


YOU GO GIRL




Thaaank you.


Alrighty, time to get out of this city.


BABOOM. Olivine, please be interesting,


Oh for fucks sake


WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET HIT BY A TRUCK OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKING SHIT


LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Oh, and ??? told me something about the Gym Leader not being here. ARGH. Let's explore.



fuck you


fuck you



christ what in god's name have I walked into


FINALLY. SOMETHING USEFUL IN THIS TOWN.


Fuck it, let's just get through the Lighthouse and get this shit over with already.


Who the fuck trains in a LIGHTHOUSE?



It isn't a place for Pokemon Battles either, dumbass.




YOU MAY BE USELESS AGAINST GHOSTS, BUT GODDAMN I STILL LOVE YOU MUSCLES



Everybody should trade an Abra for a Machop. Best decision ever.


No you didn't you just went to another dimension you went to the shadow realm you didn't actually lose bro



GOD I LOVE THIS THING SO MUCH


I finally reached the top!


GSDGGFVSDHKL


So now I gotta go all the way to Cianwood for some medicine. Well that's gay.


fgsdgfg

Okie Dokie, so I have to get over to Cianwood and get some medicine for this bitch so she can go back to her gym AND I CAN KICK HER ASS


Too bad I haven't taught Surf to any of my Pokemon yet.


WELL, that was easy.



Alright, let's go!


JESUS CHRIST WHAT JUST HAPPENED


After a few months of therapy, I continue on the journey to Cianwood.




The women in this game are just ASKING for it.


Yikes.


And I've finally arrived! (and I'm not a pink lapras anymore!)


Rub it in, why don't you?


Glad we still need to point out what a TV is.


I would be too if I had green hair! Oh, and he offers to give me a Shuckle, but I decline because Shuckle are fucking stupid.



So I find the medicine guy, and he gives me some Secretpotion or something. I would go back to Olivine, but I'm much too lazy. So I guess I'll take on a Gym Leader here first.



I'm thoroughly convinced that everybody in this town is a Grade-A douche. Seriously, I walked up to like 3 people and they always said "WOW, YOU CAME FROM OLIVINE???? THAT SURE IS A LOOOOONG WAY!!!!". Dickheads. Oh and this chick promised to give me Fly if I beat the Gym Leader.


I still wonder why they call this place a city. There are like 5-6 buildings throughout the entire island, and all of them are really tiny. Wonder what's at the end of the island?


HOLY SHIT.


Damn Suicune, you really know how to make a place interesti-

Wait, Suicune? Oh god, then that means......


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


NO THAT WAS A GYARADOS WITH LEGS CAN YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE


Jesus Christ you need help


I'm not kidding. Seek professional help.


You are so pathetic.



...... What kind of fucking logic is that?


I think I actually hate you more than ???.


Geez. Anybody that wears a purple tuxedo and a little white cape really is pathetic.


So he sends out a Drowzee. 2 Gusts later, he's KO'd.


He also had an Lv.25 Electrode. And I was really shocked (HUR HUR ELECTRIC PUN) at how badly that fucker dominated my team. No, really. He took down Moose in 2 hits. He came incredibly close to taking down Muscle. And almost took out Sora too, but thanks to Surf, I was finally able to kill him. Oh and he had a Haunter. Kaio easily wiped the floor with him.


Damn right I did you little cape-wearing freak. Oh and by the way




<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


Will you just fucking get away from me?


I sincerely hope not.



Actually, I wonder how he even got here. He doesn't have any Flying or Water Pokemon, so Surf and Fly are out of the question. And none of his Pokemon know Teleport either.

Oh screw it, I'm just glad he's gone. Hopefully forever.


Oh, and here's the damage his Electrode dealt to my team. I was smart enough not to send Kaio out, thank god. But Moose was KO'd pretty quickly. (WHICH PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE MOOSE IS FUCKING HALF ROCK-TYPE) And Muscle came damn close to it. This is proof that I need a Rock/Ground Type.


Well, I guess I'll take on the Cianwood Gym next.


LATER

Enough bullshitting around, let's go to Cianwood Gym already.


Wow, it's almost like they want us to believe that those guys won't use their Pokemon to fight for them!


TIME TO DESTROY YOU PEOPLE


Oh god wait what I don't even


They really are running out of names for Gym Trainers.



ARGH I HATE WHEN I FORGET TO TEACH POKEMON NECESSARY HMs



YOU MAY BE A WEAK LITTLE BITCH AGAINST ELECTRIC POKEMON BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN DO SOMETHING USEFUL



Ha, if only he actually did punch me.



You know, you can still punch me in the face. You're a fucking Blackbelt. I'm only a 10 year old Pokemon Trainer. I can't defend myself.


Let's get this over with.



CAN YOU STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS STRENGTH SO WE CAN FIGHT ALREADY


for the love of god what now


Oh fuck


OH FUCK IS HE SERIOUSLY DOING WHAT I THINK HE'S DOING


PHEW. For a second, I thought he was gonna go Super Saiyan or something.


Oh wow you can throw a boulder

What does this have to do with Pokemon again?



.... Did this game just read my mind?


FINALLY, WE BATTLE


First, he sends out a Lv.27 Primeape.


Obviously.


And there's his Lv.30 Poliwrath. Now at first, I actually thought he was gonna give me some trouble.



Gust is so fucking OP




God I wanna get out of here so badly



Fuck yes.


I BEAT YOUR HUSBAND, NOW GIVE ME FLY






LET'S SPLIT



Why did I turn into a PiFUCK IT WHO CARES I NEED TO GET THAT MEDICINE TO JASMINE ALREADY



YES YES YES 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES YESSYYSYFSDBNKF


FINALLY.



Until next time.

Now that I've got all those fucking errands done, It's time to take on Olivine Gym.


shut up


I was expecting some trainers, at least. Christ, this is gonna be easy.


shut up shut up SHUT UP LET'S FIGHT ALREADDDYDYDYDYDYDYDY


There we go. I've been waiting for this.


AGGHH NOT ANOTHER ELECTRIC-TYPE. Oh well, maybe I'll actually get lucky this time and pull off a w-


FYUIASYUDGFYUIEDGTW$(TYGIW$TJEWRIPGJQE{GPEWONKLGF


That does it. I'm gonna catch a fucking Rock/Ground type and that's final. TOO BAD I COULDN'T FIND ONE. No seriously, I don't know why, but I never found a Geodude in Mt. Mortar. I encountered Rattata, Zubat, Machop, even Golbat. But not 1 fucking Geodude. So I left after 10 minutes of walking around, and decided to catch the next best thing.


Growlithe. Useful against Steel-types and Ice-types (gym leader after jasmine).


HERE BAAL

TO MAKE UP FOR DITTO


Oh and I registered his phone number so I could hopefully get a Fire Stone from him, and evolve Baal into an Arcanine.


1 RIDICULOUSLY LONG GRINDFEST LATER.....


Ok, round 2.


Let's see what you can do, Baal.


...


Muscle, I fucking love you so much.


Okay, her second Magnemite. 3 Seismic Tosses later and it's down. YOU ARE SLOWLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE POKEMON


And then there's her Steelix. 4 levels above Sora. Should've been a tough battle.



Too bad Steelix is part Rock Type.


FUCK YEAH


Spamming moves isn't skill, nor kindness.


Finally, I can move on to the next city.


AND SO I FINALLY CONTINUE MY JOURNEY


Suicune!?


OH GOD, NOT SUICUNE

FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT MEANS-


Nothing at all. That freak show Eusine never showed up (thank fucking christ), so I'm in the clear.



Niether is Kaio being only a few EXP. from Level 33 you weak little bitch.


What the hell is your problem?


OHHHHH, that explains it.


MAAAAAAAHOGANY Town.


safds

Okay, let's take down Mahogany Gym.


Uhhhh okay


AMAZING


MINDBLOWING


OUTTA THIS WORLD



SORRY I'M TOO BUSY BEING OVERWHELMED BY MAHOGANY TOWN AND ALL OF IT'S BREATH-TAKING SIGHTS


After having the greatest experience in my entire life, it was time to explore Route 43.


...


WOAH Hey hold on what


You aren't getting so much as a coin, you fu-


DID THAT SERIOUSLY JUST HAPPEN


I'm going to feed you your beating heart, you low-life piece of shit.


I would most likely agree, but since ??? said it, then I fucking love your Pokemon.


Yeah! FUCK ???


I forget. Does this game take place in the early 2000s, or the 80s?


aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Weird name for a lake, but whatever.


GYARADOS WILL RISE FROM HIS GRAVE AND PUNISH THY SINNERS ILLUMINATI 2012 POKEACALYPSE 9/11 INSIDE JOB KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS


that's nice


It's time to catch the 6th and final Pokemon in my party.


Just making sure I have enough Great Balls to waste.



fuck yeah


NOW, let's see if that guy has moved away from the Mahogany Gym entera-wait who's this


That's cool man, see ya around


yeah i did okay bye hope you have a nice life


Oh god please don't fight me yet I'm just an innocent boy


AND YOU'RE STILL LEAGUES AHEAD OF ME PLEASE DON'T BATTLE ME


So Lance asks me to help him find the reason why all the Magikarp are evolving into Gyarados, and I agree because I don't wanna be obliterated by a Lv.50 Dragonite


SIR YES SIR


Why is it that everybody in this game but me can Teleport without the help of a Pokemon?


Uhhh, I flew here in like 7 seconds


Oh cool


Don't worry, at least you kept it secret better than these guys.


NEXT TIME, I PLOW THROUGH TEAM ROCKET'S UNDERGROUND BASE

Team Rocket's Hideout. Huh, doesn't seem very threatening to me.


oops


Time for Raziel to shine.




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Wait wha-


Awww, dammit.


After obliterating those 2 fuckers, I explore around some more.


If that were true, I would've been killed by a flurry of throwing stars the VERY SECOND I stepped in front of the Persian statue.





Fuck yes


Yeah, I forgot to switch the statues off. Whoopsie.


cool


Yay, no more fighting the same 2 Rocket Grunts over and over.


IT WORKS.


Originally, I bet they were trap doors that opened up and sent you falling towards a pit of sharpened bamboo sticks or something. But knowing you pussies, you probably replaced it with something stupid.


What the fuck does that have to do with anything?


JESUS CHRIST THEY PLANTED BOMBS INTO THE FLOOR OH GOD THEY BLEW ME UP OH GOD NOOOO


Just kidding, it's just a stupid Voltorb.


RRRRGGHH


After hitting him once, the bastard Self-Destructed on me.


Oh hey, I could actually use this Pokemon.


A time will come when you are useful to me Skip, BUT NOT NOW.


After easily getting through all those "traps", I reach the staircase.


You think shit like that would even phase me?


So, you can Teleport, and you can heal Pokemon?

.....




Or I could just bust the door down with my PokemOH WAIT


I forgot why I screencapped this.


I could take him head on, or.....


*SNAP*


Pfft, I wish.


Heh. I think that's funny too.


Can we do anything in this game the easy way? Like, Y'know, HYPER BEAMING THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE AND BLOWING IT ALL UP

YOU HAVE A TON OF DRAGONITES YOU KNOW


And after all that trouble Red went through to liberate you, and all those other hostages.


THAT WAS FOR RED


I think I have an easier way of getting the password out of you.


DUN-DUN-DUN DON DUNNNN


AWWWWW YEEEAAAHHHH


THE PASSWORD IS????????????


I got it but I'm not gonna show you teehee

Oh and I took this screencap to show how much I hate Zubat's Supersonic.


Oh god no


........ help?


I sincerely hope you get shot in the voice box.


Not gonna tell you that either gfdhhsh


Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stupider.


He says some shit about how Lance kick the hell out of him, and now he's realizing that he isn't good enough (HUH I BATTLED HIM 3 TIMES AND HE JUST ACTED LIKE HE WON).


Then he kicks me, and runs off. Why is it that he's the only person in this game that can physically touch me?


Anyhooooo....


HEY YOU


Look, a Giovanni Cosplayer!


EAT SHIT YOU'LL NEVER BE GIOVANNI


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


That's the password to the generator, but this is just so much funnier taken out of context.


Awriiite, let's get this shit over with.


WHAT NOW


So another Rocket Executive shows up, along with another grunt from what I'm guessing. They surround me, and are about to tag team battle me. But then the game, realizing that it's not Generation III yet, sends Lance over to fight the Grunt while I take down the 2nd Rocket Exec.


She looks kinda like a cross between Jessie and GT Bulma.


And without even batting an eye, I fuck her shit up.


That's no reason for such vulgar language.


So now I have to kill a bunch of Electrode so the generator can be destroyed.


Oh lord, he's taken me hostage ;_;


YOU DON'T SCARE ME ANYMORE.


1 down.

\
2 down, 1 to go.


The 3rd one self destructs on me, taking out Raziel as well. Smug little bastard.


Yay


AAAAND, I'm done. Next time, I rip and tear through Mahogany Gym.

Well, Team Rocket has been disposed of (only temporarily from the looks of it), so I guess it's time to take down Mahogany Gym.


But not until Schoolboy calls RIGHT AS I was walking to the gym, and says that he found a Fire Stone.


Best. Timing. Ever.


So, I get a Fire Stone to evolve Baal just as I was walking to the Ice-type gym? That's almost too coincidental....

oh fuck it let's just get it over with already


Gee, It sure is nICE in here! *pelted by rotten fruit*


I love this gym more than the rest already.


OH SHIT THIS IS THE EXTREME WINTER SPORTS GYM ISN'T IT


EXTREEEEEEEEMEE


I like how you have all those layers of clothing on and I still have a short sleeve shirt on


Does this mean I'll be labeled a racist now?


You're probably right! Too bad nobody in this game knows how to do anything other than throwing red balls around and yelling out commands.


HAIL GIOVANNI

Actually, he meditates under a waterfall everyday. No, seriously.


haha oh that's rich


... How the hell do you even GET out here with a cane?


Well, he sent out a Seel. Half Water-type, so Baal couldn't do shit. So Kaio dealt with him easily. Then there was Dewgong. Since the fucker used Aurora Beam and took a huge chunk out of Kai's health, I just decided to send out Sora. Despite the fact that it's not very effective, I killed Dewgong with a few Surfs.


Then there was Piloswine. Easily disposed of with a few Embers (seriously, that's all he has. I apparently evolved Baal too early, so now he can't learn Flame Wheel or any other Fire-type moves FFFFFFFFF ;-; )


yay


Now, looks like it's time to head towards the 8th and final gym lea-


Oh for christs sake


THE EGG IS IN A PC. IT HATCHED. IT'S A TOGEPI. GO AWAY.


Actually, he said something about weird broadcasts happening, involving Team Rocket. So now I have to investigate, since, you know, law enforcement in Pokemon doesn't exist!


Next time, I run into a building full of world renowned gang members.

So now I gotta head over to Goldenrod and see what the hell is up.


Absolutely nothing. Well, I'm off to Blacktho-


Piss.


You have NO idea how much I agree with you.


.... You're guarding the way to a BIKE SHOP. You do realize this, right? Jesus, I could publish a fucking book full of stupid things that people do in this game.


After dealing with the 2 guards outside (I casually walked in and they acted like I wasn't even there), I make it inside Radio Tower. Time to wipe the floor with the Rockets once more.


I bet that was hard.


comedian of the year folks


If you read that in a gruff caveman voice, you aren't the only one.


2nd floor. More 'hostages', if that's what you wanna call 'em.


HAHAHAHA I didn't think that was very funny sorry


But somebody did, from the looks of it.


DOUBT MY POWER WILL YA


Idiot, everybody knows true evil cannot LOVE

YOU ARE A POSER

I WILL GRIND YOUR FEEBLE BONES TO DUST


YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW THE DEFINITION OF EVIL

BUT I DO....


And it's fucking Poison-type Pokemon.


3rd floor. This is way too easy.


WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST IMPROVED YOUR SECURITY A BIT


And I don't have the Card Key. I gotta go get it.


Obviously.


Oh, you talking about Team Rocket? Well, I was expecting a LOT more than what I go-


wait what


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Oh wait, why does that bother me? You're probably just as weak as everybody else I fought in this tower.


A fuckload of Koffing and Wheezing later, he's down.


THAT'S NOT THE CARD KEY YOU FUCKING BITCH

Ah well, guess I gotta go through some more shit.


Hmm, nobody guarding the entrance to the Basement either. GO TEAM ROCKET!!!


I guess I'll save me blitzing through underground next episode. Okay, see ya guys lat-


NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


.... why?


Hey, it only took you 3 GODDAMN BATTLES TO REALIZE THIS GOOD JOB


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGFDYHSFGSDGJIRSDFV I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO FUCKING RIP YOU IN HALF


I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND FORCE FEED YOU THEIR DECAYING REMAINS


BAAL KICKED IT'S ASS


MEGANIUM WAS NO GODDAMN MATCH FOR BAAL

HE HAD A BUNCH OF OTHER POKEMON THAT I FUCKING DESTROYED OBVIOUSLY


BECAUSE YOU ARE A PATHETIC LOW-LIFE PRICK WITHOUT SO MUCH AS AN OUNCE OF TALENT OR SKILL IN YOUR ENTIRE BODY


AND YOU NEVER WILL YOU STUBBORN COCK MUNCHING FUCKASS


WHAT YOU LACK IS A BRAIN AND THE ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING REMOTELY USEFUL


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