Vergil's bitching about UBW topic.

He'll post in this after he's done reading the description on Wikipedia.

Indeed. Give me 3 minutes.

First things first.

1.The main focus of UBW is Shiro growth as a magus(sp? who gives a shit), Shiro sucks dick.
2. Rin fucks Shiro
3. Archer is completely ignored by Rin.
4. Archer loses to Shiro.
5. He smilies like a faggot and dies.

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...Dude. You probably read a few sentences in that whole description on Wiki.

..True but, It was enough to sum up the whole story. SHIT.

No. It wasn't even close.

It was stfu.

No. I'd write an entire description of what happens, but you wouldn't read it.

I would.

Really?

...No.

Do it anyway.

Fine

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Shortly after repelling Lancer, Saber prepared to attack Archer that approaches. However, Shiro used his Command Spell to negate that action and ended up conversing with Rin. However, no alliance was made at that time. After introducing Shiro to the Holy Grail War rules from Kirei, on the way home, Ilyasviel von Einzbern attacked them with her Servant Berserker. Unlike in the Fate route, Archer briefly participated in the battle and his help proved to be vital in driving Berserker away. In the next day, Shiro went to school with Saber, introducing her to Taiga and Sakura.

In the next day, when all other students and teachers left the school, Rin started her assault towards Shiro, relentlessly pursuing her with intent to kill him unless he surrendered Saber's Command Spell. Her act was interrupted in the last moments when Rider suddenly appeared and attacked one stray student. Shiro and Rin promptly teamed up to drive Rider away, though Shiro caught a small glimpse on Shinji.

Shiro and Rin then set up a truce and began searching for the possible candidate of Rider's master. In the night, however, Shiro was taken by magic to the Ryūdō Temple, by Caster, who wished to take away his Command Spell. Archer interrupted and saved Shiro while Saber confronted Assassin. It is at this moment that Shiro started to get even more irritated by Archer, who has since looked down on his ideals. After the Caster disappeared Archer tried to kill Shiro but said this to him before doing so. "Drown in your ideals and die." After tumbling down the steps of the Ryudo Temple, Saber and Assassin stopped fighting and Archer continued to try and kill Shiro but was stopped by Assassin. Saber took Shiro home while Assassin held off Archer.

In the next day, in every morning, Shiro would receive dreams about a hero who was betrayed by his ideals. Rin apologized to Shiro about Archer's actions. During a strategic planning, Rider activated Blood Fort Andromeda. However, when Shiro and Rin approached her, she was already killed. In horror, Shinji ran off to the Kotomine Church, whereupon Kirei granted him Gilgamesh in place of Rider. In the meantime, Archer and Saber debate on how Rider was killed, the first claimed she was a weakling, while Saber claimed she died in honor protecting her Master, once again creating a rift between Archer and the rest.

With Rider's death, Shiro suspects that there is another Master from the school other than Shinji. At first, he suspected his friend Issei. However, it turned out that the Master is the teacher Soichiro Kuzuki, Master of Caster. When Shiro and Rin attacked them in an ambush, Kuzuki surprised them with his innate fighting abilities that was able to cripple Saber, enhanced with Caster's enchantment spells. After Kuzuki took out Saber, he went after Shiro and Rin. After Shiro got his ass kicked, Kuzuki went after Rin. Shiro jumped in front of Rin and was about to die. But he projected Kansho and Bakuya (Accidentally) and saved Rin, but Kansho and Bakuya broke soon after Kuzuki's attack was blocked due to Shiro's ignorance about projecting. Kuzuki and Caster retreated after Saber got back up and was prepared for Kuzuki this time. In order to be able to discuss about strategies more often, Rin opted to stay at Shiro's house.

In the next day, Rin took Shiro to a date, taking Saber along. But when they got home, they found Caster holding Taiga Fujimura hostage. When Shiro tried to follow her demand, Caster released Taiga and struck Saber with the Rule Breaker, transferring Shiro's Command Spells to her. On Saber's urging, Shiro and Rin left. With his Command Spells gone, Rin declared that she will fight Kuzuki and Caster only with Archer. However, Shiro insisted that he has to help and followed them, despite Rin's rejects. In the meantime, Saber was tortured with a spell from Caster, one that could make her completely submit to her. However, Saber's magic resistance proved to be an obstacle for Caster's spell. Shiro searched for Rin after she left his house without his knowledge. He finds her and she tells him "You should've never been part of this war in the first place. Just go back to your regular life Shiro Emiya."

Shiro followed and witnessed Rin confronting Kuzuki and Caster in the Kotomine Church, their new base of operation. To her shock, Archer suddenly betrayed Rin and attacked her. Shiro saved her, and although she was reluctant, she eventually thanked him and accepted his help again. With Archer gone, both decided to inquire the help of Ilya and Berserker. Unfortunately, they arrived too late as Shinji and Gilgamesh were there first. Gilgamesh made a short work on Berserker, and ripped out Ilya's heart. Both of them went away, leaving Shiro and Rin in despair that their only hope left was crushed, until Lancer suddenly emerged and offered his help, which they agreed.

They went back to the Kotomine Church and Lancer fought against Archer, in which Archer later admits defeat and retreated back to the interior of the church. Meanwhile, Shiro and Rin teamed up against Kuzuki and Caster, in which it ended with quite a stalemate. Caster tried to turn the table and use the spell to completely dominate Saber and use her against Shiro and Rin. Before she could do that, Archer arrived and attacked Kuzuki, in which Caster protected him and was slain. Archer later proceeded to slay Kuzuki afterwards. In the wake of this, Rin made a new contract with Saber, thereby making her Saber's master. Now that Saber was actually the servant of a proper magus her power was far beyond Archer's. Archer then activated Unlimited Blade Works and after deactivating it, Archer kidnapped Rin and took her hostage to the Einzbern Castle. In which Shinji attempted to violate Rin.

In the next day, Shiro, Saber and Lancer heads off to the Einzbern Castle, whereupon Archer reveals that he is the future Shiro Emiya, the hero who is betrayed by the ideals he fought for, and now he sought to create a time paradox by killing his past self, also in an act of mercy so Shiro does not need to see his ideals betray him and crush him like how it crushed Archer. While Shiro fought, Lancer goes to rescue Rin. Kirei suddenly appears and ordered Lancer to kill her. However, Lancer demanded that Kirei use his Command Spell for such an order, and Kirei did so, ordering Lancer to kill himself. Rin was about to submit to her fate as Kirei approached to kill her, when suddenly Lancer stabbed Kirei from the back using Gae Bolg. When Shinji thought he's free to do whatever he likes to Rin, Lancer got up one more time, slapped him across the room, and then stabbed him in his shoulder while Shinji was still talking down to him (but Shinji was scared shitless) and scared him away. After setting Rin free, Lancer activates his Ansuz Rune, burning the room as he perishes.

In the meantime, Shiro fought off with Archer, finally convincing Archer that he did not take the wrong path, as he has no regrets about his decision, no matter how it would bite him later. With that, Archer is defeated (Archer let him win). Gilgamesh soon after appeared, and attempted to attack Shiro with the Gate of Babylon twice. But Archer acted as a shield for both attacks to protect his younger self, but he retreated with the arrival of Rin and when the fire caused by Lancer caught up to the whole castle, crumbling it. Gilgamesh caught up with Shinji and plugged Ilya's heart to him, making him the incarnation of the Holy Grail.

Shiro, Rin and Saber caught up to Gilgamesh's new hideout, Ryūdō Temple. Rin tried to pull Shinji out of the Holy Grail's embodiment, while Shiro fought against Gilgamesh, and Saber was blocked by Assassin. Shiro was able to take out Gilgamesh by using his own version of Unlimited Blade Works. However, Gilgamesh came one last time to drag Shiro to Hell with him. Fortunately, Archer, who also appeared to help Rin in the same time, helped Shiro by driving a Bakuya into Gilgamesh's skull and making him let go of the chain, as a result Gilgamesh was dragged into Hell. Rin bid her Servant good bye, as Archer told her to take care of his young self; hoping that her care of Shiro will change the future thus achieving his wish to save Shiro from his ideals. Finally showing a genuine smile that Shiro also possessed.

Two endings are available for this scenario.

* The "Good" ending depicts an epilogue in which Rin keeps Saber as her Servant, and the group all live normal, happy lives.
* The "True" ending shows Rin heading off to the Mage Association after her schooling ends, with Shirō joining her as her apprentice. In the True Ending, Saber used Excalibur to vanquish the Holy Grail, and vanishes as a result, but she departed in a good note.

In Unlimited Blade Works, although he still pursues his ideal despite having to face its faults, he finds a small relief in his love with Rin.

Wow, I actually read all that. Cool shit. Lancer went out like a trooper.

Like I said. It's the only route I love in UBW for a reason.

And Archer's parting with Rin made me cry bitch tears.

Especially when he smiled at Rin like Shiro.

Fuck that. They need to make a "PURE EVIL" route.

They have a "MInd of Steel" option in HF.

HF is full yuri faggotry.

I just want a Route where Archer kills Shiro and Gilgamesh gets his wish.