First impressions -
The graphics seem pretty cool, but the fucking character models are ugly. Link looks like a fucking toad, and 95% of the time his mouth is in this fucking ugly tooth thingy that makes him look drunk
Why the hell do we still have to play with Link after all these years?
Intro to the game - Wow, an evil king kidnaps Zelda. Can you be any more fucking clichéd?
I hate how you can't scroll text with the buttons
I haven't gotten far enough to try the controls yet, but I liked TWEWY and its bottom screen usage and managed to get used to Harvest Moon IOH, so I assume I won't mind this