zombie apocalypse: never die alone

is an average twin stick shooter. i only played the first level without getting touched. four characters with different weapons and abilities. i only used the guy with the SMG and the priest. each character has a thrown "zombie bait" weapon and a special called pwnage. i really dislike that word so i'm calling it their special. i don't remember their names either so i'll just say some crap that describes them.

the hardcore gamer guy uses sub machine guns. i like using SMGs but i hate the guy because he constantly uses internet / gamer slang (or whatever you call it) and it annoys me. he can throw teddy bear explosives. his special increases fire rate and movement speed.

the priest uses a shotgun. he throws molotovs for his zombie bait and his special summons a barrier around him that lights zombies on fire'

i'll post the other two when i try them later

The unskippable dialogue made me stop playing.

the dialogue is scarier than the zombies

The accents are terrible.

I'll give you a rundown:

Some rapper (british) - dual pistols, makes zombies dance grenade and special is a melee telerport dealie useless against bossess

Gamer - dual smg, x4 damage special, teddy bear bomb

Woman - sniper (seems awful, maybe it gets multiple hits or something didn't really fiddle), IED, turret special

Priest - Shotgun, healing power (think it burns zombies maybe), molotov maybe i can't remember

i think i'll play this as long as i can turn off the voices. i like it cause it's so casual, but hearing the gamer talk annoys me. maybe i'll use the priest the most

this game blows even with friends

I literally do not undersand how such a basic formula can be done so shittily.

i think it's really the dialogue and voice work that stops me from enjoying this, it's really that horrible. i've played a game similar to this and used to love it

all the weapons seemed shitty and i know they level up but it seems like a really bad system i mean does this game ven have a difficulty setting because it felt like it didn't.

i don't mind the weapons at all

if i compare every gun to its equivalent in dead nation all of them are shit, the same could be said for the specials, except the priests.

well, duh, everything in this game is done like shit compared to dead nation. it doesn't change the fact that i don't mind the weapons

I stopped playing midway into the second level.
Game is atrocious.

yes, it is.not even buddies can make this enjoyable