Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ

...Oh My God...Contra 4, Move the fuck outta the way. Because I now have a new favorite for my DS.

This game is fucking awesome. ...And now I'll have to tell you why.


GAMEPLAY - I'll sum this up in as little words as possible. Sin & Punishment. ...If you don't what that is, Then Raiden...Okay, Fine! It's a scrolling rail gunner type of game. The game moves you automatically, And all you have to do is shoot and move the fuck out of the way. You can either tap on any of the blocks that your character is not occupying to step/jump aside, Or simply push left/right on the D-Pad, Or X/A on the buttons face thingy...if you're left handed. To shoot at shit, Simply press the stylus anywhere on the playing field and your character will shoot in that general direction. You can slide the stylus left and right to change where they're shooting. And you can double tap the playing field to toss a grenade or two. If you happen to have a zombie grab a hold of you, Tap on your character to cut their head off and proceed. You can also tap on your character to duck when they're not being held onto by something. And Guess what? The Bosses in this game...Fucking Ridiculous. You gotta deal with Granny, The Three Little Pigs, Pinnocio, & all the other Fairy Tale characters. ...Yep ...Best Nostalgic game to come out of 2008.

STORY - Red has saved Granny from The Big Bad Wolf and his army. But pretty much everything died in the process. And now zombies attack everywhere and now Red has to save the day. But wait, She's not alone. She's also got....Momotaro...Yeah, I know. Confused the fuck outta me until I read up on him. Just some Japanese Fairy Tale character. But, He is a ninja that shoots Shurykens at the zombies...So he's cool by me.

...And that's pretty much it...Oh Yeah...

REPLAY VALUE - ...I dunno about you, But Imma play the piss outta this game. Besides, I wanna see this mysterious difficulty that's harder than hard...Prolly something outrageous. XD Also, There was three unlockable mode underneath the main game mode, So I'm looking forward to that as well.

RATING - Ash Williams out of 10...Maybe that's taking it too far. So I'll just settle for 10 out of 10.

So, Yeah, Go out and snag that shit...if you haven't already.

Sounds fun. The 3DS is something I'm considering, and since it's backwards compatible with DS title, I might look into it.

I plan on waiting till someone makes a flash card for it before I buy one.

I played an illegally downloaded Spanish version of this. It was rather fun, surprisingly.