Buu plays Mass Effect 2

Sarbud being a bro advised me to play on normal as i'd need to get used to the mechanics (if its easy i'll up the difficulty mid game).

First up lets cover what choices i'm going for in this interactive comic. I realised my ability to give a crap about anything about space in game or film shone through here as i already lost track of most characters names and stuff.

Anyway my first playthrough i'm gonna do what having been in the situation, cause thats how i roll, i lack imagination enough to adopt an actual role.

Anyway:
I ignored both relationships, and focused on the mission. Boobs would only mess with my judgement.
I killed some spider it looked gross and i despise when people think leaving bad guys around is a good idea (i think they were bad honestly i weren't listening to this bit at all)
Wrex bitched so i killed him, he seemed like he'd annoy me.
Uh Kaidan and Ashley, i had no clue who Kaidan was so i assumed he was more imprtant then ashley plus as i was trying to focus on the job having a chick (who i assume was a love interest) around would only complicate matters.
Save the council, i was assuming without the council shit would go chaotic so this would be bad.
Udina for the council as a ruthless and ambitious politician he was probably a douche but would most likely not end up doing anything stupid and endanger me unintentionally and would just be intentionally evil so i can kill him later.

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Oh Buu.

I spent ages trying to make a character look like me, then realise it was impossible as all characters in this game creation thing would be ugly (when i make a chick later gonna use someones code blatently). So instead i'm some kind of mix raced looking guy with non distinct features, but as the crew needs me for ethnic diversity i surely can't die right... Oh yeah i forgot diversity here in this game means aliens and shit i'm probably boned.

Next was class choice, Soldier and sentinel sounded boring, vanguard i'm saving for an insanity run, and adept doesn't even sound like a class, engineering i pictured that one fat guy from star trek i think his name was welshie. Anyway i went with infiltrator, when in doubt pretend every game is a stealth game plus even if its a crap class when my sneaking cocks up this will probably lead to some kind of entertaining hijinx.

I made myself a spacer, the other to made it sound like my character would have feelings and thats a bad thing. Plus spacer makes it sound like my guys high all the time or i like to imagine thats the case, those crazy staring eyes he has make him look high so its all good.

Sole survivor sounded like someone with PTSD and cliched, war hero sounded unbelievable, Ruthless made me sound like bastard, so i chose that, plus it fit with my earlier choices.

Miranda woke me up stimulating me somehow.... Shit got real on the ship i headshot everything, as the enemies weren't even vaguely aggressive. Uh i made various choices lots of writing came up i think i'm about 50-50 in terms of paragon and renegade, dunno if i can be assed to fix this i'll just role with whatever happens.

I equipped the blood dragon armor and the closest thing to casual attire.

Make sure you rank up Operative first, and pick Assassin. Then I think the next best skills are cloak and incinerate. You probably won't ever find the ammos useful since you're playing on normal. I can't remember what the other skill is, so it's probably useless so don't bother with it.

Infiltrator is pretty fun, but I'd rank it 3rd under Vanguard and Adept.

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, engineering i pictured that one fat guy from star trek i think his name was welshie.

This is pretty much true. Engineers are so lazy they let their drones do all the fighting for them until they realize drones are p. useless.

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Wrex bitched so i killed him, he seemed like he'd annoy me

u mad bro

Went to the first colony.

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Alright so i went to omega.

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Garrus (Archangel) is a boss. He's probably my favourite character, but Wrex is close behind him.

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Garrus (Archangel) is a boss. He's probably my favourite character, but Wrex is close behind him.

But Wrex is dead. He didn't comply with Shephard's law.

I went to some planet where kaeed needed me to go and i thought fuck it and backed him up like a bro. I think lots of people died in the process but i need loyalty from my crew and they will sit and drink beer until they are loyal enough.

I decided to swing by the the citadel to pick up the thief, i told them to keep me dead adn then endorsed several shops for discounts claiming each was my favourite on the citadel. I realised these actions were contradictory. So then to help matters i talked to journalist and punched her in her whore mouth because apparently she did something in mass effect 1. I then helped a quarian as she was being picked on by local law enforcement, i then bullied a dwarf adn yelled at a cop as they were so rude to my new lady friend. Shephard's law overcomes all adversity once again. Decided to leave the citadel before i met with the council i decided i will complete my team first.