JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Readthrough: 3 Years of yearning

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

Kimarous wrote:

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

He was adopted into the Joestar family. Although never a Joestar in blood he was still a Joestar. He became a Joestar in blood after he took Jonathan's body.

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

He was adopted into the Joestar family. Although never a Joestar in blood he was still a Joestar. He became a Joestar in blood after he took Jonathan's body.

doesnt something similar happen to pucci and weather report?

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

He was adopted into the Joestar family. Although never a Joestar in blood he was still a Joestar. He became a Joestar in blood after he took Jonathan's body.

doesnt something similar happen to pucci and weather report?

Pucci and Weather are blood brothers. It's just that Weather's mother who took him switched him with her deformed baby because she could never have one of her own.

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

He was adopted into the Joestar family. Although never a Joestar in blood he was still a Joestar. He became a Joestar in blood after he took Jonathan's body.

doesnt something similar happen to pucci and weather report?

Pucci and Weather are blood brothers. It's just that Weather's mother who took him switched him with her deformed baby because she could never have one of her own.

no, i mean that since pucci gained the star mark from absorbing that baby thing made from jolyn's DNA and he and weather report are related, arent they both *technically* part of the joestar bloodline?

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

He was adopted into the Joestar family. Although never a Joestar in blood he was still a Joestar. He became a Joestar in blood after he took Jonathan's body.

doesnt something similar happen to pucci and weather report?

Pucci and Weather are blood brothers. It's just that Weather's mother who took him switched him with her deformed baby because she could never have one of her own.

no, i mean that since pucci gained the star mark from absorbing that baby thing made from jolyn's DNA and he and weather report are related, arent they both *technically* part of the joestar bloodline?

Technically yes, because that Green Baby was Dio.

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Kimarous wrote:

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

He was adopted into the Joestar family. Although never a Joestar in blood he was still a Joestar. He became a Joestar in blood after he took Jonathan's body.

doesnt something similar happen to pucci and weather report?

Pucci and Weather are blood brothers. It's just that Weather's mother who took him switched him with her deformed baby because she could never have one of her own.

no, i mean that since pucci gained the star mark from absorbing that baby thing made from jolyn's DNA and he and weather report are related, arent they both *technically* part of the joestar bloodline?

Technically yes, because that Green Baby was Dio.

did not know that. never read that far.

Kimarous wrote:

Dat Fat Booty Meat wrote:

Jack Frost wrote:

Jotaro Kujo wrote:

Booty Meat wrote:

Dio is a Joestar.

Nigga, ur a Joestar.

welll technically any children he had would be joestars, due to the whole... yeah..

Yeah, we know.

But, Dio himself is a Joestar. Even without Jonathan's body.

He was never "Dio Joestar". He has always been "Dio Brando". Although George Joestar took Dio in and raised him like a member of his own family, Dio was never officially a Joestar.

They post the bloodline chart in every part. Dio is always included. So, yeah, He's a joestar bro.

And Sandman is down.

What made this chapter all the more awesome is that I was playing "Enter Sandman" while reading it.

Spoiler:

It's more likely than I thought.

Too bad she dies.

Okay, this is fucking awesome.

all the women look like men and all the men look like homosexuals

THEREFORE THE ENTIRE SERIES IS LESBIAN.

Apparently despite SBR still not being finished translating, the translators decided to jump to the new series right away. Anyways, JoJoLion only has about three chapters translated so far and the characters introduced so far seem to be remnants of the Part 4 characters along with being in the same town as Part 4.

The main character is dressed like a sailor and is Yoshikage Kira (The same name of the main villain of Part 4), the girl who finds him is Yasuho Hirose (Shares the same last name with Koichi, the main characters best friend from Part 4) and then there's Joshu Higashikata (Shares the same last name as the main character of Part 4 and even has the JoJo name for this part.) and it seems like Yasuho decided to nickname Yoshikage with the name "Josuke" as it's easier to remember, Josuke being the first name of the main character of Part 4.

So far the most defining features of Yoshikage is that he has 4 testicles and is dressed like a sailor... yeah.

That sounds really terrible.

The series just started but I have no idea what the fuck is going on. The main character's powers are still a mystery, now he's apparently in some S&M/Big Brother thing going on and I have no idea what the fuck.