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Neo
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|  Subject: Have you ever wanted to be a shark?  Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:48 am | |
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SimianWonder
Simian D. Wonder
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:58 am | |
| Ever played Jaws Unleashed on PS2 / Xbox?
Yes, it was a rather mediocre game but it was one of my guilty pleasures of the last gen. It got so much right, including the feel of being a (monstrously oversized in truth) Great White Shark that I could forgive its failings. | |
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Ellis
Australianus
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Location : Pittsburgh, PA
| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:35 pm | |
| Shark week is coming soon. I don't know if people outside the US celebrate it, but it's one of the best times of the year. | |
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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:37 pm | |
| Shark week is coming up? Hell yeah. | |
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Ellis
Australianus
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:41 pm | |
| It starts July 31. GET READY | |
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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:42 pm | |
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SimianWonder
Simian D. Wonder
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:08 pm | |
| - Ellis wrote:
- Shark week is coming soon. I don't know if people outside the US celebrate it, but it's one of the best times of the year.
There used to be a shark week on the Discovery Channel, I assume that's the same thing? Funnily enough,we europeans aren't that excited by sharks because we don't get many of them. Not a bad thing, but they're a bit like poisonous spiders or snakes; something to watch out for when we go on our holidays rather than something to think about everyday. | |
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Ellis
Australianus
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:12 pm | |
| Yea its the same. Every year Discovery and a bunch of other channels like Nat Geo and stuff just run documentaries and shows about sharks for a whole week straight. It's awesome. I just love iit for all the shark violence. | |
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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:15 pm | |
| Everyone loves Sharks, especially us Americans, Sharks are as American as tacos and gay marriage. | |
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Ellis
Australianus
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Location : Pittsburgh, PA
| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:18 pm | |
| Don't forget racial equality and religious tolerance. That's what our country is best known for. | |
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L Ron Hubbard
Chalupa Batman MacArthur
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Location : Penisville
| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:31 pm | |
| I was never a big fan of sharks. I'm more of a scorpion man. Scorpions rule! | |
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Zero
The Hero
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:45 pm | |
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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:50 pm | |
| Those sections in Sly 3 are not as good as being actual sharks. | |
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Skip
Australianus
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Location : Just Under Down Under
| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:48 pm | |
| Sharks are Australian. Deal with it. | |
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Ellis
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:54 pm | |
| You guys have bull shit nets around your beaches to stop people from getting attacked. Real men wrestle great whites for fun.
Why just last week I was swimming and a shark bit me so I punched him in the face and he let me go. True story. | |
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Skip
Australianus
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:05 am | |
| - Ellis wrote:
- You guys have bull shit nets around your beaches to stop people from getting attacked. Real men wrestle great whites for fun.
Why just last week I was swimming and a shark bit me so I punched him in the face and he let me go. True story. Pics or it didn't happen. | |
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Ellis
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:31 am | |
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Ellis
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:42 am | |
| Needless to say the encounter got me laid by the truck load. | |
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Neo
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:39 am | |
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- Needless to say the encounter got me laid by the truck load.
I can only imagine how useful it must be missing your lower torso and legs during sex. | |
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Ellis
Australianus
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:44 am | |
| That shark's bitch teeth couldn't pierce my leathery man skin. That red in the water is from the shark.
In the ocean, sharks have an Ellis Week. | |
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Skip
Australianus
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:45 am | |
| - Ellis wrote:
- That shark's bitch teeth couldn't pierce my leathery man skin. That red in the water is from the shark.
In the ocean, sharks have an Ellis Week. Oh yeah? Well:  | |
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Ellis
Australianus
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:00 am | |
| I'm afraid I don't get the reference. | |
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Neo
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:05 am | |
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Ellis
Australianus
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Location : Pittsburgh, PA
| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:07 am | |
| Ok fine...but can you please explain it to me? I knkow how to play Uno and I know what a +4 wild card means... | |
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Neo
CP9 Agent
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| | Subject: Re: Have you ever wanted to be a shark? Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:40 am | |
| I seriously thought you didn't know how to play Uno for a second and I was worried.
He's basically just one-upping you for shits and giggles.
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