YuYu Hakusho Dark Tournament: Fuck my life

God, why did I buy this game? It was under 5 bucks but that's five bucks too much. The controls for this are awful.

Oh my god, there is a rock destroying mission in a fighting game, someone help me.

The animation of this game is so terrible, whenever anyone throws a punch it looks like they're trying to punch some invisible pinata in the air no doubt holding spiders to eat them up and the victory animations make them look like silly putty, especially Kuwabara's where it looks like he should be breaking every bone in his body about 20 times.

Oh boy, I unlocked a jobber.

Wow, even with the bad controls this game is pathetically easy. Especially the knife edge match which comes down to following Chu's pattern and wailing on him.

SPOILERS: Circle, Square, Triangle REPEAT is his weakness.

SPAM RIGHT CIRCLE, BEAT KUAWABARA WITH EASE. Also, Sword is such bullshit because it will always hit you.

My god, it's like looking into a mirror in the past. I remember that I used to think Hiei and Kurama were the best. ...Now the only characters I enjoy are Yusuke, Kuwabara, Genkai and Botan... to an extent.