I'm going to watch the Indiana Jones films

Starting Last Crusade now.

Well, this is a pretty austere title sequence compared to the last two.

Woah, young Indiana Jones.

Was that actual magic or something?

Hey, he's teaching. Didn't see that at all in the last film.

His dad's gone missing looking for the Holy Grail. Daft old fool.

Globe trotting, a puzzle diary, it's like Uncharted without all the shooting people in the face.

Wait a minute. Just a second ago the floor had a big X on it, where did that go?

Uh oh, Indy just gave his important note book to his friend for no apparent reason. Could it possibly go missing somehow?

DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

You just can't take a bad guy seriously if he's wearing a fez.

Damn, Indy only met that chick in the morning. He works fast.

Nazis again? When will they learn?

Ooooh, the woman's a Nazi too.

Wait... Is that Alexei Sayle?

*goes to IMDB*

It bloody is. What the hell is Alexei Sayle doing playing a Sultan in an Indiana Jones movie?

who

A Liverpudlian socialist stand up comedian. He was big in the 80s.

Okay, that whole scene with the tank was very good.

Well, that was a pretty good film. Better than the first two. Still think they've all been a bit too long though.

They're only two hours each really (I think). The newer Indy isn't very good.

I know, but that's still to long for these films. Last Crusade pulls it off better, but it always feels like the films should be coming to a close about 15 minutes before they actually do.

Starting Crystal Skull in a minute.

So it's Russians this time eh? Also, that title sequence seemed pretty pointless.

Oh hey, it's Ray Winston.

Cate Blanchett's accent is unbelievable.