Subject: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:29 pm
And you thought "I wish this was set in China. With Kung Fu. And Jackie Chan. And a 10 year old black kid. That would be so much better." Well...
SimianWonder Simian D. Wonder
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:33 pm
The Karate Kid was a terrible film though.
A_Nonny_Moose Live Free or Don't
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:34 pm
That one didn't have Jackie Chan.
Kimarous CP9 Agent
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:46 pm
1) What the hell was the mother thinking, moving from America to a FUCKING COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP? When people talk about "starting a new life", they typically envision a BETTER life than they had!
2) So Mr. Miyagi is Chinese now. ...They, uh, DO realize that "Miyagi" is a JAPANESE name, right? And that "Karate" is a JAPANESE martial art, right? And why are all the Chinese fighters using JAPANESE martial arts? Culturally confused much?
3) Wow... just... wow. That last scene in the trailer... way to crap all over a character's legacy.
A_Nonny_Moose Live Free or Don't
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:50 pm
Pretty that's not Mr. Miyagi Kimarous.
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:28 pm
I can't wait to pay full price to see Will Smith's son be taught by Jackie Chan.
Seriously, this looks hilarious.
Kaio Internet Celebrity
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:43 pm
I second that.
Rockstar_Sinistar Gary
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:43 pm
A Karate Kid movie WITHOUT Miyagi! No! My childhood must remain intact! *flees*
Kaio Internet Celebrity
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:49 pm
Rockstar_Bob wrote:
A Karate Kid movie WITHOUT Miyagi! No! My childhood must remain intact! *flees*
I think the correct phrase is "THEY RAPED MY CHILDHOOD!".
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:35 pm
Wow, that's bullshit. I hope it flops.
Superbuu3 Raziel
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:53 pm
fuck that
i hate when they do this shit
its not even old enough to warrant a remake
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:26 am
Kimarous wrote:
FUCKING COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP?
China hasn't been communist in a long, long time.
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2) So Mr. Miyagi is Chinese now. ...They, uh, DO realize that "Miyagi" is a JAPANESE name, right? And that "Karate" is a JAPANESE martial art, right? And why are all the Chinese fighters using JAPANESE martial arts? Culturally confused much?
Even if this utterly spastic nitpicking is true; the original Miyagi subscribed to "wild arm flailing" school of karate; accuracy has never been an important concern in this series.
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3) Wow... just... wow. That last scene in the trailer... way to crap all over a character's legacy.
It's a goddamn children's movie.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:02 am
I remember when I thought that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake was going to be good.
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:29 am
Superbuu3 wrote:
fuck that
i hate when they do this shit
its not even old enough to warrant a remake
It's bad enough to warrant one.
Talking Sock Big Daddy Boss
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:37 am
Jacket on, jacket off > Wax on, Wax off.
Superbuu3 Raziel
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:40 am
Baal wrote:
Superbuu3 wrote:
fuck that
i hate when they do this shit
its not even old enough to warrant a remake
It's bad enough to warrant one.
i'm not really sure who this is aimed at in retrospect i really hate this film and most of my friends do to
i can't really imagine aanyone taking there kids to it or anyone wanting to see it for themselves either
only thing to look forward to is a couple of minutes of jackie beating the ever loving crap out of no good teens
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:42 am
Superbuu3 wrote:
Baal wrote:
Superbuu3 wrote:
fuck that
i hate when they do this shit
its not even old enough to warrant a remake
It's bad enough to warrant one.
i'm not really sure who this is aimed at in retrospect i really hate this film and most of my friends do to
i can't really imagine aanyone taking there kids to it or anyone wanting to see it for themselves either
only thing to look forward to is a couple of minutes of jackie beating the ever loving crap out of no good teens
It's bad enough not to warrant a remake. Why would you remake a shitty 80s movie?
Talking Sock Big Daddy Boss
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:43 am
BECAUSE HE'S A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR FROM A LONG TIME AGO.
brandon Basement Butterfly
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:46 am
OH YEH
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:49 am
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It's bad enough not to warrant a remake. Why would you remake a shitty 80s movie?
For money?
Kids of this generation need their own Karate Kid, why not remake and make it better?
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:51 am
Why not give a different name then? Their obviously trying to make money off of the older fans.
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:52 am
Why give it a different name so you can bitch about it trying to hide what it really?
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:54 am
Baal wrote:
Why give it a different name so you can bitch about it trying to hide what it really?
What?
Superbuu3 Raziel
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:58 am
Baal wrote:
Quote :
It's bad enough not to warrant a remake. Why would you remake a shitty 80s movie?
For money?
Kids of this generation need their own Karate Kid, why not remake and make it better?
wtf?
you bitch and moan about things not being true to there roots this has already fucked with the original anyway (not that i actually care, i just think any form of remake is retarded)
i mean you were moaning about FF XIII a game you don't even have being so bad some retards broke the disc y would you think bad movies warrant a remake, do you feel big faceless corporations don't already have enough millions
lastly you weren't even born when this film was made did you need this film cause you didn't have it i'm sure you don't feel like you missed out
Baal Shut Up and Jam
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:12 am
Yami wrote:
Baal wrote:
Why give it a different name so you can bitch about it trying to hide what it really?
What?
What it really is.
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Subject: Re: You remember when you watched The Karate Kid