Raziel's run: Let's play Leaf green - COMPLETED

eh? its that dude from super effective he got his own game cool

oh ok i get this not too complicated yet

you conceited bastard, girls fangasm over me as the awesome trainer see i can make crap up to (his name was professor oak i skip text alot so forgot to screencap this convo properly

emergency food source to, some of these guys look fairly useless but tasty

i would have never guessed considering you just called yourself a pokemon professor, this game better have less retarded ppl in it later

he asked me to pull down my pants i gave him a funny look and he folowed up with this, clearly trying to cover his tracks

oh wow the graphics are better then i thought, i seriously expected this game to look like shit i actually resemble a person

i thought buu sounds like a pokemon name so this works better


age wise this kinda works and i haven't got anyone i consider a rival so theme will be making of the forum i guess

wait what does this mean he's gonna kill me?

oh god the graphics crapified and i look like a retard

oh well at least i can read.... oh wait i'm a fucking geek...

...shit and i have no friends ...

...and my bed is some weird contraption that i walk into, i can't even sleep in it, its just this way to fool ppl looking at this exact angle

i've either time travelled or i'm some kind antiques collector

sounds good i'm always confused

lol, ok i'm not that confused >_>


oh its stand by me, my time travel theory is correct i'm in the 80s
wait i do everything i see on tv, fuck i'm glad i wasn't playing lemmings upstairs >_>

good times the 80s women knew there place, much better then electric dishwashers


is she kicking me out, i'm like three foot is it standard practice to be kicked out of the house and become friends with creepy old professors

THE BITCH... it was my house oh this is so fucking on
i'll come back with my pokemon and they'll eat you and then i'll claim my house back i finally got the plot of the game
...hmmm who'll do the dishes though o_O

my rivals house lets see if no ones in i'm robbing this place

oh its his pet panda

... you sick fuck o_O

and there watching poke porn oh god i better get out of here

guess this perviness runs in the family

cool first pokemon

uh and battle o_O

i almost died >_>

basically after that i had to collect a package for prof oak so thats the end of the intro section its time to goto viridian city
will post more in a bit

basically the old guy wants us to do crap for him that he was either too lazy or crap to do i'm guessing both

ooh new town and that sounds kinda cool but greenery is hardly paradise for me

this dude was blocking the road before he hadn't had his coffee, clearly not a morning person as he's alright later and taught me how to catch a pokemon

ok this is apparently a school, i assume all the rest were walking along railway tracks or something or this is some rich kid i mean a school to herself o_O

seriously this is the worst chat up line ever


this game has a lot of hidden stuff, no mum a spearow out of its pokeball, pokeporn on tv and a dad who loves pokemon >_>
i'm sure you guys drew the same conclusion as me


they really don't give ppl credit these days for starters cutting this tree is useless i can get to both sides >_> secondly it wouldn't take a genius to work out you probably could cut it they bold the letters for the really thick ppl out there



i thought i had to fight this guy he's not around though, so i'll go find vergil



is that a description of mankey or verg o_O

i named him haseo this is just a seat filler though dunno how much he'll be used, if my roster gets bigger i'll include more board members on my main monsters and rename these ones

as it was a bird i called it kaede, another one i don't think i'll use that much

another early member and as shes not around to argue cause its a bird gets a girls name


oh god no, i almost died the first time i had to use a potion

shockingly vergil killed it and i actually did pretty well in this fight
now to the north of viridian city